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Is having gas worth the relief of expelling it as well as the potential humor involved in hearing it/smelling it/forcing it upon the innocent? Furthermore, is getting pulled over by a traffic cop worth the relief of only getting a warning? Say you get pulled over because you were speeding, you're like, fuck. But then smokey comes at you with just a warning and a have a nice day, then you're like, awesome. Like your day is made and it's time to drink beer/masturbate vigorously guilt-free on eagle's wings, etc Would you rather live an easy life or ride a rollercoaster, know what i'm getting at? |
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no |
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man, I could never give up farting. endless fun to be had at social gatherings, yay, even on ones own, the fun is on the next level. |
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no? no as in i cant be bothered to read this but i can be bothered to write an ignorant ass reply, or no, gas isnt worth it, or no, fuck you fuckwagon? |
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due to lack of my knowledge about advanced english test / bollocks posted at this silly mb i refuse to reply to your post, besides one short note , which is shown below : Hi. |
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know what i'm getting at? no |
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Me neither anymore |
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i find it best used in ovens and repairing the ozone |
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Gas is one of the few genuine things left. It'll always be funny and true. As far as riding a rollercoaster... that guy that hates bad music already debunked the myth that rollercoasters are ''dangerous''. I'm on a rollercoaster right now, following a safe, repetitive path. |
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warning: fart joke. |
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no yes last one is too hard to answer |
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OH shit, why didn't I just let this thread die? Fuckwagon, I'm disappointed in this thread. |
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any warning will destroy the fart joke. the whole point is NOT to warn. |
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the fact that it's what my colon smells like [i]blows my mind[/i]. farting is too much of a fun visceral experience to give up. |
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live |
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"Ha ha! The air that was inside my colon is now inside your lungs!" |
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when we lived in student halls you could put your arse against the bedroom walls and fart as hard as you could and it could even be heared in the next room clear as chrystal! its horrid when you smell other peoples farts as it contains lots of little microscopic shit particles! can you die of passive farting? |
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