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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-09-06 12:13 [#01326542]
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Why dont you tell me anything new?
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yann_g
from now on 2004-09-06 12:15 [#01326544]
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because you ask old questions.
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yann_g
from now on 2004-09-06 12:16 [#01326547]
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there is no direct link between smart & new anyway.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-06 12:21 [#01326552]
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because it would be wasted on you. next question.
oh, remember to start a new thread though, we wouldn't want you to get confused between answers to different questions, that could have disasterous consequences.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-06 12:23 [#01326553]
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"I've got a pizza and I'm not afraid to eat it!!"
I just thought of that one when I was eating a bit of pizza. Feel free to impress friends and family with "I've got a pizza and I'm not afraid to eat it!!" gratis.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-09-06 12:25 [#01326555]
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yes
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nacmat
on 2004-09-06 12:29 [#01326562]
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cos smartness is overrated
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-06 12:33 [#01326564]
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Vim is Angry
Vim: You know perfectly well what I'm talking about, Colin.
Colin: No I don't, 'cause I'm not listening to you because you're being so negative at the moment...
Vim: I'm not... I'm the only one that's trying to be fuckin' positive! You just keep,fuckin'...
Colin: Then why do you have to use such foul language if you're supposed to be so positive?
Vim: 'Cause I'm FUCKIN' ANGRY!
Colin: Well, I can understand you're angry, it's because you're disappointed in yourself because you can't play the guitar properly.
Vim: I'm not fuckin' disappointed in myself, I'm disappointed in YOU fuckers!
Colin: Shut up! You stupid pretend pop star.
Spider: I'm going off to write some poetry.
Vim: Every fuckin' person I ever fuckin' play with, it's always the fuckin' same... fuckin' aggravation...
Spider: Well, maybe... have you ever thought, Vim...
Colin: Foul language, foul language...
Vim: Oh FUCK OFF!
Colin: And a bit more foul language...
Vim: FUCK OFF!
Colin: And a bit more foul language.
Vim: Just FUCK OFF!
Colin: And a bit more foul language there.
Vim: You're fuckin' near to fuckin' having your fuckin' head kicked in!
Colin: What about "bloody"? You haven't said that yet.
Vim: Just shut the fuck up! Why can't we fuckin' play anything?
Colin: Because we spend too much time swearing.
Vim: Alright, what's the point?
Colin: The point is, you can't play the guitar properly because you're too cross.
Vim: I'm only...
Spider: You're too cross 'cause you say "fucking" all the time. That's the problem.
Colin: I think so. Why are you so angry, Vimto?
Vim: Because we haven't fuckin' recorded anything yet!
Spider: We haven't fuckin' recorded anything yet.
Colin: Well, let's record something then.
Vim: But what are we gonna fuckin' record?
Spider: ...gonna fuckin' record?
Vim: (sighs) Do you wanna fuckin' do this or not?
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-06 12:34 [#01326566]
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Colin: I was talking to Brian today, and Brian said, "Colin..." I said...
Vim: Yes, what did Brian say to you, Colin?
Colin: What do you want to hear?
Vim: Well, what did he say to you? I'm sure it's fuckin' great! Come on, what did he say?
Colin: He said, "Throw Vim out the band."
Vim: Alright, do you want me to go?
Colin: Yes.
Vim:Right, I'll fuck off. Goodbye.
(There is an unexplained crashing sound.)
Vim:(in the distance) Fuck you! Fuck you!
Colin:Can you go quicker than that, please?
Vim:(further away) I'm fuckin' going! I hope you fuckin' die!
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zaphod
from the metaverse on 2004-09-06 12:38 [#01326571]
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monoid
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-06 12:41 [#01326578]
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burning looting raping shooting repeat
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-06 17:07 [#01326987]
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something new:
*this very moment*
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2004-09-06 17:09 [#01326988]
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something new....ermmmm....
in my paper today there was a picture of a kid who balanced twelve spoons on his face
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big
from lsg on 2004-09-06 17:15 [#01326998]
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stupid unnice smart peoples
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2004-09-06 18:25 [#01327112]
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because everything can be learned thru history
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-09-07 06:26 [#01327408]
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The most venomous creature in the UK is the Daddy longlegs.
It's teeth just aren't strong enough to pierce the skin
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-09-07 06:27 [#01327409]
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Monoid from the depths of the internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
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Why dont you tell me anything new?
yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544] Points: 289 Status: Addict
because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
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Why dont you tell me anything new?
yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544] Points: 289 Status: Addict
because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
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Why dont you tell me anything new?
yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544] Points: 289 Status: Addict
because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
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Why dont you tell me anything new?
yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544] Points: 289 Status: Addict
because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
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Why dont you tell me anything new?
yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544] Points: 289 Status: Addict
because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
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Why dont you tell me anything new?
yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544] Points: 289 Status: Addict
because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
Points: 5318 Status: Addict
Why dont you tell me anything new?
yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544] Points: 289 Status: Addict
because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
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dingle berry
from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2004-09-07 08:15 [#01327500]
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if you ad es to the end of every fourth word you can talk like a local from devon
i.e.
yo yo yo birdses check my funky wordses im a yokelistic raggadon so check my funky verseses
etc etc etc!!!!
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