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They could be best friends. In fact they might become best friends. Or they might already be. And then they will go out drinking together. And queueing at the post office to collect their weekly pension will be a lot less boring. And then they can go and play bowls. And then they can go for a pint of best. Then they can BIG EAch OTHER Up on the interweb. I love them guys...their cynical wit is nearly the only humourous thing left on this board along with Sam's occassional posts and Phobias little penis. |
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"bend over so i can see" 0898 55 00 55 calls cost £1.50 per min, £2.50 at peak times |
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I think what you're really saying is "This place is going up the soil flaps" |
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those two guys and the one who started the thread are some of my favourites people here |
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NOTE! WE HAVE ADDED TO THIS PAGE. IT NOW TAKES 2 MINUTES TO LOAD USING A 28.8 K DIAL UP MODEM ! PLEASE WAIT |
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don't make comments about soil flaps in this thread please, there is a seperate thread about mutton shutters |
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<3 <3 <3 coupling!! |
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have you stolen my avatar? |
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I'd find it frankly disturbing if previously you had sported an avatar of Dennis Waterman wearing an OXO t-shirt, for all sorts of reasons. |
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dog's best friends with me !!! |
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i could be so good for you |
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I still have my original single of "I could be so good for you", if I had a turntable I'd probably put it on now, wear a leather jacket and just my pants, and swagger about, mystifying the neigbours even more than usual. |
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how odd i posted that before reading what you posted |
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Great because, as I say, i don't have the turntable so you know, a digital rendering, is great. This is such a fucking great BOOZE ANTHEM. |
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but was it as good as 'the gaffer'? |
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"He's the gaffer...", there were far greater series and theme tunes but everyone seems to recall The Gaffer. I will hunt that down, I need the sad outro music from The Sweeney too, which that otherwise excellent cream site seems to lack. |
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Hey, the Gaffer's funkier than I recall. You're lucky it's the palindrom-tastic word OXO on his T-Shirt otherwise you'd have been up a sticky pole. |
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apparently old people thought it a luxury to make a bedtime drink out of stuff that was rejected by pot noodle. i preffered the stagnant water their false teeth used to sit in overnight |
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Dad's home from the pub, what does he want? Hot ground Ox in a cup. I am trying to combat this relentless nostalgia I feel, however when I watch the advert for the Triumph Accalaim that they have on that tvark website, I know that the best of times have passed. |
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it wasnt me that voted the vw beetle car of the century, so it mustve been someone. i went for the fiat supermirafiori, a genuis of an 80s deliberately underpowered piece of shit that pretended to be able to pull a caravan with its mighty 1598 engine, and its 'overdrive' 5th gear (top speed 92mph, compared with the 4th gear 98mph even though the revs were higher), almost seemingly designed to get overtaken by arctics on the M6 struggling to get up to 45mph on long hills whilst at the same time arguing with your father that even though nobody could see you, you stil felt completely humiliated in the situation. |
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therealsaskrotch: id hit the red head from the back while she was probing the bald chick |
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That's livin' alright! |
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Just how B.O.C is the theme tune to "Sorry"? |
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thank you for the amusement bitches. please continue, then i won't have to ever click on any other topic other than this one. |
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joe fagin=jeremy beadle only with fingers. feel free to find 2 pics to post. |
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mayonnaise maze |
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they must've wrote that. no, really. timothy. |
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I bet dog-belch and earthleakage and ecnadniarb are really charasmatic in real life, or something like that (some stong personality trait...). I find that with whatever medium of communication i'm using, I still come off as a boring, annoying, self centered, kinda awkward kid. |
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edit: just like I am in real life |
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*leaves showers* |
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the last word kinda gave it away, out combined ages are 90. |
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I like your shirt |
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It is though, if you put that on slsk as "Unreleased guff vol. 3" they'd lap it up. I dowloaded what was supposedly BOC the other day and it was the incidental music from "Look around you". |
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it's not my shirt, it's his shirt |
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huh huh "fag" |
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when you kiss the dane's but you don't ask their names |
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It's old....... On one hand Jeremy beadle's got a big cock, on the other it's really small. |
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there's a better pic on the inside of now thats what i call music volume 2. he seems to be slowly turning into steve bucsemi. |
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and you keep a little here just to keep you in beer, that's living alright (doododoododdooddooooooooo). This post in memory of Wayne. |
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Water, what has thou donst? |
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Can I just add to the theme tune from "Sorry" the other originators that Boc have clearly ripped off, namely: Theme tune from QED Theme tune from Robin's Nest |
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qed was more of a sting than a tune. btw if you don't want some boc tunes that other people haven't got then don't bother to ask me next time you're not on soulseek. |
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I am just going to rename the Sorry theme tune "sparrow_alpha-unreleased_boc_davesbirthdaytmixtape.mp3" and release it into the wild. |
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Loathe as I am to bump this creaking chucklefest of a thread but I believe this is the greatest thing I have ever read, from the tv cream site. "THE HITMAN AND HER 96kHz : 16 bit stereo Cocoon, by Timerider, of course. This early Hi-NRG workout conjures up not so much images of a sweaty Pete Waterman than it does of a bloke called Clive in a blonde wig bodypopping to the London Boys in Mr Smith's, Warrington. Be'ave!" |
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every fucking week w/o fail followed by the london boys. and michaela strachan (a 14 yrs olds cream, i mean dream). BEHAAAAAAAAAVE. and if youre lucky* twice, on central and then yorkshire. *unlucky |
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I have tears in my eyes, whether from mirth, nostalgia or sheer mortal terror I know not, Behhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave. |
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who says the quality of tv has deteriorated? new series of get stuffed starts this week. |
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