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offline tibgirl on 2004-09-05 12:57 [#01325549]
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so jesus & moses are chatting in heaven and they're arguing
over who's better, and moses says "i parted the red sea"
then jesus says "well i can walk on water" then moses said
"prove it" and jesus walked out onto the water then fell in
the water then he swam to shore and moses was all "haha
usux" and jesus was all "well it was easier before i had
these fucking holes in my hands and feet"


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-09-05 13:02 [#01325551]
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hahahaha YES


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-05 13:05 [#01325553]
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four candles


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-09-05 13:08 [#01325555]
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your life.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-05 13:09 [#01325556]
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why would the holes make any difference? i don't have any
holes in my fet but i can't seem to walk on water either


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-05 13:19 [#01325560]
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"ok for my next miracle I'm going to turn water, into funk!"


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-05 13:28 [#01325566]
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That made me milvowl.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-05 13:31 [#01325569]
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LhOaL


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-05 14:04 [#01325588]
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whee


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offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-09-05 17:49 [#01325731]
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i cant even believe you mods are this lazy.

this is extremely disappointing.

so I got banned for having a double account (hey, when's
teapot getting banned for his new one?) but THIS guy is
allowed to use my face in this manner as his avatar.

this is why xltronic will ALWAYS suck.
ALLLLLWAAAAYYYYSSSSSS.

i come back and less than an hour later, i get treated to
this?
and SOME of you claim to be my friends???
NONE of you who support this could EVER know what a real
friendship is, friendship doesnt work that way.

everyone has boundaries. some of you think its hilarious to
hurt other's feelings.
you forget that you yourself have feelings, and that what
goes around comes around.

i dont care if YOU think its funny, its MY FACE, and I
DONT.

PS: i cant believe i was gullible enoguh to let people talk
me back again, and tell me how much xlt needs "good people"
like me.

im out.
you people are thoroughly sick, and im not gonna take the
constant slap in the face and "be the better guy" and try to
have dignity after beign portrayed in that way.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-05 17:51 [#01325733]
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You're posting messages too seriously! Relax!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-05 17:52 [#01325736]
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you're posting messages nobody likes! fuck right off!


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-09-05 17:54 [#01325737]
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i thought it was squarepusher


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-05 17:55 [#01325740]
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I can't explain why that made me laugh so much


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-09-05 18:04 [#01325743]
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hhahahaha oh man

ok tibbar first: i made that comment in the photoshop
members thread almost 12 hours before you came back

second: all i said in your thread was ":digs around for
tubgirl pic:"

third: you are a delicate fucking flower. anyone else in the
world would have laughed if you did this to them. someone
said "make an animation of tibbar shitting on himself" and
you were like "haha yeah right on!" i did a sloppy ass
photoshop job of you shitting on yourself. where did i cross
the line?

fourth: i don't really think any one has ever claimed to be
your friend. i certainly haven't, as i would never be
friends with someone who couldn't take a fucking joke.

fifth: thats all it is! a fucking joke! no one thinks you
shit on your self! this is an extremely fucking retarded
thing to be upset about!

sixth: you said "everyone has boundaries. some of you think
its hilarious to hurt other's feelings. you forget that you
yourself have feelings, and that what goes around comes
around. "

i hope it does! here i'll even encourage it: here is a picture of me.
as you can see it's in the perfect position to say have just
recieved a cum shot or possibly eating a big plate of shit.
everyone have some fun with that. put it in your avatars.
we'll have a competition! i'll pay pal the winner a dollar!

please lighten the fuck up.

okthnxbyebye


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-05 18:09 [#01325746]
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aces high, twos wild


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-05 18:12 [#01325748]
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play under 9s & 7s go on anything


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-09-05 18:25 [#01325753]
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haha thats so funny i got my aim windows set up like a hand
of cards


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-05 19:16 [#01325792]
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I want this thread to be gooder.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-09-05 19:17 [#01325794]
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Give up your faith in God


 

offline tibgirl on 2004-09-05 19:18 [#01325795]
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two christians walk into the bar.

one kills the other because he's not the correct
denomination.

get it?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-05 19:20 [#01325796]
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hahahahahhaha o man that made me laugh...


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-05 19:30 [#01325803]
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adam and eve must've been russian - why else would they
think they're in paradise when they were homeless, naked,
and just had one apple for both of them?


 

offline tibgirl on 2004-09-05 19:35 [#01325814]
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i'm so christian i molest my own children!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-05 20:20 [#01325859]
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i dont care if YOU think its funny, its MY FACE, and I
DONT.


The more I think about it the more I realize that this is
the best tibbar quote ever.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-09-05 21:36 [#01325926]
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hey lay off tibbar you guys hes sensitive

he cries when ever he hears sigor ros


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-05 21:53 [#01325932]
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Rock


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-06 10:18 [#01326361]
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hi everyone


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-09-06 10:24 [#01326372]
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hey baby


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-06 10:26 [#01326376]
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ha ha ha ha!!!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-06 10:27 [#01326377]
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yo


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-06 10:27 [#01326379]
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how many tibbar quotes are there?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-06 10:29 [#01326382]
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i really don't think i've ever seen someone take something
so frivolous so serious for so long.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-06 10:31 [#01326384]
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So like yeah

Yeah

lol

So like, heh

Man

Be Cool

It's good


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-06 10:34 [#01326390]
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word


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-06 10:36 [#01326392]
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I'm so aroUSED


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-06 16:55 [#01326972]
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who the what now?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-06 16:58 [#01326976]
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i dont care if YOU think its funny, its MY FACE, and I DONT.



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-06 17:00 [#01326977]
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best quote ever!!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-06 17:04 [#01326983]
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god is love


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-09-07 06:19 [#01327403]
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A mother found her son Jonny scooping ice cream in the
kitchen and was mad.

Mum : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice
cream away and go play."

Jonny : "But mum, there's no one to play with."

Mum : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"

Jonny : "Lets play mummy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay
down on the bed."

The mum sais ok and goes upstairs. Jonny puts on his dad's
fishing hat and lights up one of his dad's cigarettes. He
goes upstairs and openes the door.

Mum : "Now what do I do?"

Jonny : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that
kid some fuking ice cream."



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-09-07 06:24 [#01327407]
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I am dokaka! I will now beatbox!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-07 06:33 [#01327411]
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wow, theres shitloads!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-07 06:46 [#01327431]
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This is the best tibbar quote ever - so good that I have
already quoted it in another thread:

i'm gonna party real hard with my doggy and a box of
triscuits.

we might even put in a care bears video, if we drink too
much iced tea and can't sleep.



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-07 06:54 [#01327441]
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people dont have to sell-out to make a bad album ever now
and again




 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-09-07 07:04 [#01327461]
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I wish he'd come back. Xltronic needs good people like him.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-07 07:10 [#01327467]
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this is why xltronic will ALWAYS suck.
ALLLLLWAAAAYYYYSSSSSS.



 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-09-07 07:12 [#01327470]
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xltronic RULES


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-07 07:29 [#01327479]
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NONE of you who support this could EVER know what a real
friendship is, friendship doesnt work that way.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-07 07:30 [#01327481]
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you people are thoroughly sick, and im not gonna take the
constant slap in the face and "be the better guy" and try to

have dignity after beign portrayed in that way.



 


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