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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 17:37 [#01317559]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Whatever I am now, I hate it.

I'm accutely miserable at all times. I think I have brain
parasites. I'm quite certain I do. I think about killing
myself more frequently which doesn't mean I'll ever have the
guts or determination to actually do it. I hope I do though.
Imagine that... just LEAVE this place. Helllll yeah....
ah...... the thought is as attractive as a jacuzzi filled
with bubblebath and poop. And tiny little sperm whales
eating wooden carrots being forced to flip burgers with
their flippersmell reptile. oh no. smell. Just because we
all have seperate bodies doens't mean we aren't all one
thing. And this thing just keeps replicating and
replicating. It really needs to stop. This thing is in pain
right now. Right now some of it's parts, the most unhealthy
ones, are shaped like bulbous heads hovering above bipedal
locomotion. It didn't always look this way of course. But I
was there when it was different. I remember being a
dinosaur. And an onion. I really really really really hate
humanity. Music no longer brings pleasure. All of the idiots
have all the power. What I am is an unnoticable drop in a
historical tidal wave of human overpopulation. I can no
longer think or read. I have a feeling that a lot of
creatures on earth want to die. I'm pretty sure that when I
die I'll be reincarnated as Gmork's decendent. And I will
succeed in helping the nothing take over where he failed,
bless his cursed soul. Mass genocide is a necessary
cleansing, not an evil. None of the preceeding is true. The
human, who I'm still amazed can be recognized by merely the
visual pattern of his face, behind the alias w M w copied
and pasted these ideas from an anonymous source and does not
condone anything conventionally regarded as bad. Here is
some broccoli for you *munch* (*munch*9( mongh mongh
*mongh*. This is a good post. I have 177 characters left.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 17:39 [#01317560]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



I stopped reading this after "oh no. smell." Who cares about
your pseudo problems. Why don't you just fuck off and go
kill yourself or whatever and stop complaining. Nobody
cares.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 17:39 [#01317561]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



I can't find the "delete my post" button.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:41 [#01317563]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



me?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 17:41 [#01317564]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



I'm not funny or creative. It shows in this post. I also
like to fill my facial orifices with mayonaise and microwave
my vagina.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 17:43 [#01317565]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to sneakattack: #01317563



Oh, hello friend. At least my idiocy got your attention.
Now... what should I DO with it??


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:43 [#01317566]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01317564



does that mean you have one of those cool old school
microwaves which can run with the door open? Those figure
immensely in all of my domination plans


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-08-29 17:43 [#01317567]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker



yes.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-29 17:43 [#01317568]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker



peyote sings


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:44 [#01317569]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01317565



don't stuff it in your orifaces


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-08-29 17:46 [#01317572]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker



..anywaaaaay.. are you going to kill yourself or not?

things to do, people to see, that kind of thing.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-08-29 17:47 [#01317573]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular



i'm not sure what this thread is, but i like it.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:47 [#01317574]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



new task: new avatar time



Attached picture

 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-08-29 17:48 [#01317575]
Points: 3386 Status: Regular



i listen to Can't touch this on coke.13th post. fuckkkkkkkkk


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:48 [#01317576]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



oh shit, my attention has been stuffed, time to implode


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:49 [#01317577]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to mc_303_beatz: #01317575



your avatar looks like elusive; kill yourself

I have more depth than the lattice of time's beginning!!!


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:49 [#01317578]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



Me and my guns have overrun this thread; leave now or suffer


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 17:51 [#01317579]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to sneakattack: #01317566



Onion on.

All I can make out is a question. That much is certain. I
can distinguish only two fundamental units... the various
"letters" or "words" perhaps they're called before thw thw
question mark and the question mark i ts slee itslefn
itself. itslre . The brain parasite(s) must be feeding on
some area that has to do with comprehension of some type. I
don't really think comprehension is the right work. word.
movable is what I meant . yeas, "movable" has about the same
amount of syllables and is practically the same exact word
in my mind, or perhaps triceratops.

Onion off.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:51 [#01317580]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01317559



oh yo, have you played warcraft 2? It can be sweet. I have
a modified version which lets me construct dark portals with
arbitrary teleportation points. Let me tell you the enemy
receives rather undue victimization


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:53 [#01317581]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01317579



I think a similar process of micro-analysis is ruining my
english spelling. I am forgetting many inane contradictions
(like homonym suffix -ent and -ant, which appear without a
consistent formula), and spelling things according to simple
sounds, which means, as I damned well wish. woo


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:55 [#01317582]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01317579



You need something which forces you to use your brain
constructively. In this past year of nothingness, I was
only about 5% productive. oh shit I'm a broken record You
need somet . .. . 5% ... past year ... You need so(*@*#$


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 17:55 [#01317583]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to marlowe: #01317572



I certainly will, today even. Just hang around ooooooooone
more second.

I feel better already. I miss all of yo umy binary satan
worshipers.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:56 [#01317584]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



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offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:57 [#01317585]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



oh shit

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broken record..


 

offline optimus prime on 2004-08-29 17:58 [#01317586]
Points: 6447 Status: Lurker | Followup to mc_303_beatz: #01317575



is that elusive in your avatar?


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:58 [#01317587]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01317559



Oh hey, some of those books you recommended are near the top
of my reading queue... man that fucker's massive!


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 17:59 [#01317588]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to optimus prime: #01317586



get with the program, I said that way up this thread bahhhh


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 18:03 [#01317589]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Good interesting things from pure hearts simply stand no
chance from the hordes of idiotic replication. Eventually
the replication gets to you and you have to join it. Have
you seen those supposed job ads to make 500 dollars a week
stuffing envelopes from your own home? This is an example of
the memetic parasites that wriggle their way into every
cranny they can get to including my head. We don't have to
worry about dangerous predators too much anymore, just
parasitic information. I have never played any warcraft
game. Is it like command and conquer? Telescope + kangaroo
umbrella = McThumpkin.


 

offline optimus prime on 2004-08-29 18:04 [#01317590]
Points: 6447 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #01317588



i never read w M w's threads.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 18:06 [#01317591]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to sneakattack: #01317587



Likewise... I really really hate rock music.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 18:07 [#01317592]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01317589



scanning electron microscope + crocodile laptop = (integral
of) d(cheese wiz)/chees wiz

I have huge paranoia of that too, which is my I'm scared to
read lots of things, especially didactic texts. Too bad
there's no way to see everything yourself (and trusting
perception is scary but necessary).. internet helps by
giving lots of views, easily accessible

yeah, like command+conquer. damn gmail's spell checker
makes me lazy. anyway, I like it because when you fight
people die and there's blood, seems more violent and
immediate than c+c to me. then again, never played c+c,
same enjoyment applies no doubt


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 18:07 [#01317593]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to optimus prime: #01317590



you're stupid?


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 18:08 [#01317594]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01317591



I thought you had some punk shit? once a year or so when no
one's watching I listen to a cheesy emotional track with
vocals and feel immediately satisfied and guilty


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 18:10 [#01317596]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to optimus prime: #01317590



Please try just this once. Let me know if you like it.

ANNOUNCEMENT: w M w is leaving this thread now. Any
conversations will be immediately haulted regardless of
whether they are finished or not.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 18:11 [#01317597]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01317596



ok g'bye g'night g'day


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-08-29 18:13 [#01317599]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker



is he dead then?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-08-29 18:16 [#01317600]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker



or is mwm taking his place?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 18:20 [#01317603]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Just a feeeeeew more seconds. It will be really soon. I
can't believe you're just going to leave this thread like
that. What a party pooper. And if this thread wasn't a party
I don't know what is.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-29 18:21 [#01317604]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Wait, hold on, I have to log out and log in as mwm again.


 

offline Clic on 2004-08-29 18:25 [#01317609]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



Life is bogus.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-08-29 18:26 [#01317612]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker



ok, matress face.


 

offline jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2004-08-29 18:29 [#01317617]
Points: 1138 Status: Lurker



this thread scares me.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-08-29 18:34 [#01317629]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker



it doesn't scare me.

matress face.


 

offline face pixellator on 2004-08-29 18:39 [#01317635]
Points: 205 Status: Regular | Followup to marlowe: #01317629



hey marlowe, people used to think I was you.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-08-29 18:41 [#01317640]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to face pixellator: #01317635



I thought you'd always been obvious! You were talking about
wanting to make an account when this account appeared, and
speech pattern analysis gave it away. Covering by logging
in as your regular account simultaneously didn't fool me!!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-08-29 18:42 [#01317641]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker | Followup to face pixellator: #01317635



ridiculous.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-08-29 18:45 [#01317646]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #01317640



where have you heard face pixellator's voice?


 

offline face pixellator on 2004-08-29 18:45 [#01317647]
Points: 205 Status: Regular | Followup to sneakattack: #01317640



that not-very-sneakattack is way off target! I am evidently
not marlowe! I am face pixellator foo'! Recognize!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-29 18:46 [#01317649]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to sneakattack: #01317640



you're obviously Ian Noll..


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-08-29 18:48 [#01317652]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #01317649



obviously, yes.


 


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