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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck". "I see your eyes are working", replies the duck. "And you talk!" exclaims the landlord. "I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?". "I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck. Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!". "Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call". So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!". "Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?". "At the circus", says the landlord. "The circus?", the duck enquires. "That's right", replies the landlord. "The circus?. That place with the big tent?. With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle", asks the duck. "That's right!", says the landlord. The duck looks confused, "What the f**k would they want with a plasterer?" Hahahahaha |
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so, did he take the job or not? |
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I doubt it. |
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perhaps instead of a plasterer it could work as a PR for the circus animals. |
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yeah, the hun what a cheerfull guy, you could actually donate in a teddybear fund when his kids were born i found out about his site a long time ago through intellectual/opinion magizine hp/detijd, like, say, der spiegel |
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what |
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i mean, parrdon? |
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nevermind |
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HEH |
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no, go on |
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well, it's the porn site, right that's what happened when his daughter and son were born, also the yellow was turned to pink and blue, sweet really, a bit an odd background for bukakke links and stuff though |
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hahaha...it's getting funny now... :) |
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heh i laughed |
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yeah. that's rreally cool, but i'm not a rregularr, i had no idea what you werre talking about, that's all. |
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it's years ago he really should have updated to the thumb thingy btw |
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hahaha! :D |
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haha quackers |
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I have The Hun as my homepage, on the Mature thumbs overspill. |
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after a load of beer and irish whiskey to soothe my aching gums i still think this joke is great. |
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it can be translated to other levels. a metaphor. more whiskey! |
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Did you hear of the guy who walks into the doctor's office with a penguin on his head ? The doc says, "what can I do for you then ?" "get this idiot from under my feet !" |
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