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Reflex D James
on 2002-01-18 13:11 [#00071604]
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...with a very sharp razor blade. Kinda hurts. I did it on purpose.
It's weird, I can only see with one eye, I can see my nose, LOL. Ah well I hated my left eye anyway, I'm GLAD it's gone!
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-18 13:12 [#00071606]
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..............
Would you like me to call the doctor?
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Wizard MaC
from Holland on 2002-01-18 13:20 [#00071614]
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ouch
maybe you could take a picture of yourself and put it on the net..........
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phiz
from Amsterdam on 2002-01-18 13:40 [#00071619]
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oooooooh! Dali-Un Chien Andalou is a great bit of eyeball slicing fun
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ftp://mp3:emerson@24.47.178.182:21
on 2002-01-18 13:50 [#00071621]
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but bunuel and dali only used an eye from a cow. dead, i gueeeesssssssssdsdss.s.
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Wizard MaC
from Holland on 2002-01-18 13:51 [#00071622]
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Some say Chien Scandalou :)
yeah it's great maybe i'll name a song after that film
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innominate
from www.drillandbass.com on 2002-01-18 15:10 [#00071655]
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An old friend of mine split the edge of his iris and sclera. It was pretty amusing seeing him turn to someone else and say "is my eye ok?" while watching the aqueous drip down his face.
Luckily some doctors fixed him up and he can see, with the help of a custom made contact lens that is.
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MOSES
on 2002-01-18 15:37 [#00071667]
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haha innucubula, that's the funniest story I've ever heard. It's funniest when people are seriously hurt!
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MOSES
on 2002-01-18 15:38 [#00071668]
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sorry innominate, i'm not good with names, i called you incubulana or something.
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thanksomuch
from planet claire on 2002-01-18 16:21 [#00071699]
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that's not fun! why don't you stick to simple stuff, like licking batteries! i had a chef at the hotel i work at now, and he had a friend named willie. they were playing an nice game of "tag" with beebee guns, and ol'willie cuaght it in the eye. needless to say, that day forward they started to call him "one eyed willie" at school. my chef told me that now he has issues with eyes, after seeing his friend willie screaming with blood and such oozing out. when ever we would get whole salmon or suckling pigs at work, i would ruthlessly poke their eyes out. i used to love digging the round lens (fish have round lenses which enable them to see under water) out of the salmons' eyes, and smearing it one my chefs jacket.... he used to get very upset.
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mookid
from controll of the drum machine on 2002-01-18 16:32 [#00071702]
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my freind once stuck a tab of acid in his eye,which made the acid come on more or less instantly. then he couldnt get it out and was convinced it had gone into his head. so he stood in front of a mirror poking hinmself in the eye for half an hour before he got it out. pretty nasty.
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uzim
on 2004-05-07 17:05 [#01177762]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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i like this topic.
....
anway, just saw Un Chien Andalou. i was surprised by the relativity of the weirdness - and especially the music which wasn't weird at all. (of course, what was i expecting... ' _')
i wasn't *deceived* though, but not in shock as i expected - since i had already seen the 'eye' scene anyway somewhere (but in a sort of edit, with the plans of the cloud over the moon and of the guy holding his razor blade several times, faster and faster, until the one where he finally cuts the eye)... what a shame... also maybe i'm just numb with all those really odd/bizarre short films you see now too...
ah.
hell, i don't know.
i don't even know what i'm
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