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Fernz on 2002-01-17 15:07 [#00071247] | |||||||||
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Im in a bit of a shitty mood coz of women so thought Id cheer myself up a bit. Type the funniest (and preferably rudest) phrase you can. Please. I need a laff... |
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laughable butane BOB on 2002-01-17 15:16 [#00071252] | |||||||||
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fuck you |
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m i f f from cymru on 2002-01-17 15:17 [#00071253] | |||||||||
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bryan adams |
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... on 2002-01-17 15:18 [#00071254] | |||||||||
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FUCKMYWANK |
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phiz from Amsterdam on 2002-01-17 16:21 [#00071267] | |||||||||
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billabong muggins waffle-iron rhubarb squiggles flapjack hairy crack will that do? |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-17 16:25 [#00071269] | |||||||||
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SUCK MY DICK, BITCH!!!! |
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ken from ken on 2002-01-17 16:29 [#00071272] | |||||||||
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fram the bouyant!!! FRAM THE FUCKING BOUYANT!! YOU STICKY FLAVAGDGDGE! |
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Narkotic from stupid american on 2002-01-17 16:35 [#00071273] | |||||||||
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Try this on your next chick: do her from behind (doggy style) tell her your gonna blow your load, and then spit (from your mouth)on her back as soon as she turns around, blow it in her face! haha |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-17 16:55 [#00071277] | |||||||||
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ah, yes. the houdini fuck. |
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Ironlung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-17 17:06 [#00071281] | |||||||||
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HOw about this...Next time your with your lady...tell her you wanna do a "dog in the bathtub" This consists of you sticking your nutz inside her pussy....lol...its about as hard as keeping a dog in the bathtub.... hence the name..... lol...damn i am tired |
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Narkotic from stupid american on 2002-01-17 18:08 [#00071303] | |||||||||
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almost like tea baggin! heheh |
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Dirty Priest from Denmark on 2002-01-17 19:31 [#00071333] | |||||||||
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Tssss |
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Xylem from NL on 2002-01-17 20:20 [#00071348] | |||||||||
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swallow it, bitch or I will send my psycho goat to rape you!!! |
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corn grower from Iowa on 2002-01-17 20:58 [#00071358] | |||||||||
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When your about to blow your load during a blow job, pull the bitches head in so as to ram your dick as far down her throught as possible. If it works right (or your dicks big enough), she will choke as you blow your load, causing it to come out her nose like when you laugh when drinking milk. |
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laughable butane BOB on 2002-01-17 23:29 [#00071393] | |||||||||
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that made me laugh!!! cum out the nose. maybe they do that in prison, after they make you toss their salad? why did i think of that? now i'm sad. |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-18 02:12 [#00071430] | |||||||||
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I LIKE TO LOOK AT NAKED BOYS!!! |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-18 02:55 [#00071439] | |||||||||
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I know lots of good manuevers like that one The Trombone, The Bismark, The Dirty Sanchez The Bucking Bronco good times...=) |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-18 03:49 [#00071454] | |||||||||
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don't forget the Jelly Donut |
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corn grower from Iowa on 2002-01-18 04:35 [#00071465] | |||||||||
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Yeah, that ones called the fire breathing dragon |
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m...m...m on 2002-01-18 04:45 [#00071469] | |||||||||
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one time i ate some legos and when i crapped them out, it was a car |
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m...m...m on 2002-01-18 04:47 [#00071473] | |||||||||
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listen to otto von schirach "8000 bc" last track, or stuff from mp3.com/blueberrymuffins, like DJ INSPIRATION's phenomenal rap about jesus and pokemon. |
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od from perth on 2002-01-18 08:55 [#00071518] | |||||||||
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DIRTY SANCHEZ ! rofl ok so i admit thats the only one i know (the other ones........have no idea) tell me what they are so i can go around asking for them when im drunk (dangerious coment considering i dont knwo what they are) |
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wizards teeth from egg land on 2002-01-18 10:17 [#00071525] | |||||||||
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is a dirty sanchez something to do with wiping poo on someones upper lip and making them look like a gringo with a shitty tash. if so i laugh |
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Chri5py from UK on 2002-01-18 10:25 [#00071528] | |||||||||
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Wanna taste my sisters pussy? Go kiss my Dad then Fuck off! |
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m i f f from c y m r u on 2002-01-18 13:09 [#00071603] | |||||||||
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take your face for a shit. ha. |
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Ketaman on 2002-01-18 13:15 [#00071609] | |||||||||
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Well, fuck off the sticks ! |
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IT REALLY IS ME from HERE on 2002-01-23 11:33 [#00074012] | |||||||||
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LICK MY LOVEPLANK YOU CUNT. |
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DJCJ from Berlin...Connecticut...United States... on 2002-01-23 11:41 [#00074013] | |||||||||
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You are a twat flickin' ass lickin' poo pickin' rear dickin' piece of damned mother fucking shit. |
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DJCJ from Berlin...Connecticut...United States... on 2002-01-23 11:41 [#00074014] | |||||||||
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...all i could think of... |
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