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offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-27 14:14 [#01287896]
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what kinda "tricks" can your pet do? was he hard to train?
lil' albert (4 month old min pin) has just about mastered
"sit" and "no".

not that i want him to learn loads of stuff, it's just that
i saw a dog bowling on tv (he was really bowling in a proper
bowling alley, usualy knocking 3 to 4 down, amazing) and
just wondered what kinda weird things you got your pets to
do. or that they learnt themselves.

i had a cat (she was called dave) who would fetch like a
dog and eat salad, my bruv's cat over in greece brings pack
empty packs of cigarettes. dave also thought the bath was
brill!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-27 14:15 [#01287897]
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"brings back empty packs..."



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-07-27 14:39 [#01287936]
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My grandmother had a cat that ate corn on the cob. It held
the corn down with a paw and munched, then rolled the cob
over to get at more niblets.

My cat can unplug the TV when he wants attention. He also
gets his paw behind paintings on the wall and knocks and
rattles them, periodically turning around to see if he's
getting our goat. He understands English and if someone says
"I hope the cat doesn't..." he'll immediately go do exactly
that. We have to spell if we don't want him to understand.



 

offline cie jiks mawp from motion to descend (Australia) on 2004-07-27 22:02 [#01288246]
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my cat fetches bits of paper and collects pine nuts at
night. everymorning theres like twenty or thirty pine nuts
spread around the house.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-07-27 22:31 [#01288251]
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my cat has an awesome trick, when im out, she can claw down
all my white clothes i have stacked on my black clothes,
because she likes to shed fur on the black stuff


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-07-27 22:57 [#01288253]
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I have a hamster that fly over the cage when it can.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2004-07-28 01:05 [#01288282]
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My dog likes apples and soybeans. He also can lay flat on
his back and he grunts when he lands from a jump.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-28 02:45 [#01288294]
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i have a turtle.
he thinks that he can walk through the walls. thats the only
trick/thing hes doing besides sleeping.


 

offline staplemouth on 2004-07-28 03:29 [#01288320]
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my dad's staffordshire bull terrier has a massive head.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-28 03:31 [#01288323]
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That's an awesome trick. Hey boy, make your head go big
again... oh yeah!!



 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-28 03:32 [#01288324]
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my cat is really good at catching frogs and hiding them
round the house. when they die, they really start to smell.

on a side note, an old friend of mine tried to teach a cat
to skin up. didn't work though.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-28 06:02 [#01288434]
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ha!ha! :D

cat's are amazing!!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-28 06:03 [#01288435]
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... our little tony fell seven storeys :C


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-28 06:04 [#01288436]
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i can hear him now!!! :)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-28 06:05 [#01288437]
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"my dad's staffordshire bull terrier has a massive head."

"That's an awesome trick. Hey boy, make your head go big
again... oh yeah!! "

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA



 

offline mask from the city of dresden (Germany) on 2004-07-28 06:21 [#01288441]
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my cat can do spins, and run on the wall for three or four
steps. she s a real tazmain devil!


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-28 14:29 [#01288861]
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My cat's best trick is too wipe its arse on the floor when
it's had a shit. It's kind of amusing but mostly vile,
especially cleaning the remnants up.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-07-28 14:48 [#01288872]
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my cat's breath smells like catfood.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-28 14:50 [#01288875]
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i don't have a pet now.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-07-28 14:55 [#01288878]
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-My dog understands the word "fuck" and will leave the room
when ever I say it.
-she will bark when I tell her to.

-doggy sings when ever someone in my family sings.

-knows what the word "bath" means and will try to sneak off
and hide when someone says it.

-when ever she comes along for a drive in my car she sits on
the back ledge.

-she doesn’t ever need a leash or collar because she never
ventures more than 5 feet away from me when I take her for
walks

-she looks and acts like a human.



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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-07-28 14:55 [#01288879]
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I trained my Basement Rats NOT to shit in the Microwave


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-07-28 20:31 [#01289220]
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this has nothing to do with training, but one of my cats is
seriously affraid of coat hangers, he really is traumatized
by them somehow.


 

offline 3052 on 2004-07-28 20:35 [#01289223]
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I don't train my pets.

I don't need to. They always understand me.
I like them more than people.


 

offline 3052 on 2004-07-28 20:36 [#01289224]
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it is because I need to train people.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-28 20:45 [#01289229]
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*slowly peers in sideways from behind a door into topic with
uncombed hair while grinning strangely and eating peanut
butter with a spoon*

"My pet stomach can digest stuff."

*returns to mushroom kingdom*


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-07-28 20:47 [#01289231]
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a friend of mine has a goldfish named Marc Bolan. it knows
only one trick: how to ROCK!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-07-31 11:42 [#01291454]
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best thread eva !!

Lily can lick her balls :/


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-07-31 11:45 [#01291456]
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my cats trick, is that he knows how the scanner/printer
works kind of.

3 am, and he wants fed. he meows. I say shut up. he meows. I
ignore him. he jumps up on the computer table, and walks
across the buttons, so that it goes *BEEP, ERRRRR VIIIIZZZZ
SHGAAAAA* scares the crap out of me when Im half asleep. So
I sit up really fast like "OMG WTF" and then he jumps down
meowing, while heading to the food bowl.

my cat is a smart asshole.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-08-04 20:59 [#01295575]
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Lily is the best doggy, everyone loves her, but she is all
mine


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-08-05 05:57 [#01295739]
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I wonderr what trricks Bobby will be able to do.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-08-05 06:04 [#01295747]
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ahahah!

My dog can eat, shit and urinate at the same time. He does
the basic tricks/commands like "sit", "go away", "fetch"
(doesn't return for some reason), "get out you stinking
hound!".. etc..

Also we have mice in the garage that have found a way to get
the cheese without springing the trap. My theory is that one
of them holds the trap open while the other gets the
cheese.

Not really tricks, but amusing.


 


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