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A friend of mine has decided to become one with the internet, and will be moving in (on the internet) in the begining of august (2004). This is quite new. He will be frozen, like in Demolition Man, except he isn't gay. And his concious will be moved, using a hose made of plastics and fiber optics (quality stuff) that will be inserted through his ears. At first he was determined to enjoy life to it's fullest before moving in, but now he's got the opinion that everything will be better when he's leaving there so he's just chilling. He's looking forward to: * Cybersex * Becoming one with internet porn * Becoming a respected moderator at some messageboards * Being able to spy on any person's internet activities * Not having to worry about cleaning his appartment or washing his dirty clothes * Binear Binoculars * Being able to use internet language (such as "lol", ":)", and ";p" to express how he's feeling). He is not looking forward to / will as a binear man help to fight: * Kiddie porn * SPAM * Trolls * People who treat other people like shit Now, when are YOU going to move into the internet? |
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I hadn't seen that thread before, but he's just wishing. This is the real stuff. Plus internet is more than just google. My friend has told me AV or Yahoo is where the ladies are at. |
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"a friend of mine" when people say that, they usually mean themselves |
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I wish I had text-to speech, maybe with a melody generator like the end of little funny man. |
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I'm patently retarded; why the fuck would i want that? SUCK |
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holy neuromancer rip off _______ /______/| | | | oO :)->-< |_____|/ |
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This is like the movie the lawnmower man. I would definately be evil if I ever got on. May this build as much character as your previous "stay outside for one day" adventure. Good luck. |
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the internet is not a world... |
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Remember that video of those idiots trying to do a wrestling move off their roof, and the one guy gets hurt REAllY bad, and he's all rolling around on the ground making horrible moaning noises? well, that's what my back feels like right now and i don't understand it. |
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Pretty soon the world will fit in the internet. |
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The word "back" is a good percussion noise. That is all the medical advise I can give you for now. |
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