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DXM gives me the peppy get up and go energy I need to succeed in my life as a cartoon boss. "Johnson, I want that report on the Picklefeather account on my desk by the end of the day!" |
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i gotta fix too, Milk DXM |
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Johnson, take this giant cartoon money to the hobby store and get me some glue. And there better be toluene in it this time! |
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DXM is pronounced "dicks-im" by the way... |
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You touch me in a special way. |
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"Johnson, we just lost the Hasenpfeffer account and although I can't prove it, I'm pretty DAMN sure it's because of you! So you better scoot over to the RKO building and get us that Liebenbaumer-über-buber account, DAMN YOU!! ON THE DOUBLE, MAN!!" |
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"Johnson, I just got off the phone with Greenback and he's still waiting for last month's Feldvich report, you DID get that report to him like you promised, didn't you? JOHNSON? You better take this enormous inflatable hammer and hit yourself with it until 4pm... and get those reports sent out, STAT! Now GO!!" |
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"Johnson, you're tie is ANNOYING. I've had several phonecalls. Remove it, rrrrRRRRight away, sir!" |
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"Johnson, what the hell do you call this? This "report" is just an A4 piece of paper with marmalade spread all over one side, and 15 jalapenos stuck to the other? You think Greenback will be impressed with this? I'll do the damn report myself this time, but you're on thin ice, Johnson, thin ice." |
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"Johnson! Nice slacks. .. Carry on! Don't just STAND there!!" |
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"Johnson! Your hair smells nice today, what shampoo do you use? God damn it, don't answer me back, boy! Stop your babbling and get back to work!!" |
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i think horsfactory. |
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I used to love that stuff when I was young. It's the only shampoo that doesn't feel like it's melting your eyes when it gets in them. |
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No, that shampoo still hurrt my eyes like hell. |
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SPINOFF THREADS = B7 |
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Johnson, take this inflatable secretary into the supply closet and make me some new employees. Busy beavers, johnson, busy beavers! |
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I like this thread. |
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"Johnson! Hit me with that toaster! I said, HIT ME WITH THAT TOASTER! GODDAMMIT MAN!! I want to see what kind of imprint it'll make, man, are you a retard, Johnson!? PICK UP THE DAMN TOASTER AND SMACK ME WITH IT!! GODDAMN JOHNSON WHATCHA DO THAT FOR!??! THAT GODDAMN HURT!! GET OUTTA MY OFFICE, NOW!!!!" |
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look.. a cartoon boss in action.. look at how badly drawn he is! |
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How do they think up this stuff? Amazing. |
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we, the people of this thread, we together could not get to a level like that. but we can try, Sam, goddamn! WE CAN TRY! |
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wake up Chuck Norris! wake up! Chuck Norris looks around, he sees a waffle iron, no!, he IS a waffle iron, NO!!!, he's a pot plant, but what he doesn't know is that he's actually a mime, Chuck Norris is covered in homo oil, (or is it homo milk?) and is full of sexual ache Chuck Norris is in a dark metal box, covered in homo milk and is all tied up with leather belts, fabulous! he thought, who would do such thing to a mime?, and why? Chuck Norris starts wiggling his youthful thighs in order to free himself from the homo belts, but doesn't get very far, at this point all sorts of thoughts and questions cross his mind, What am I doing in this homo box? What exactly is tapioca? Am I my own clone? |
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"Johnson, listen to me! Desktop vs Laptop: Which kind of computer do you prefer? JOHNSON!! Look at me when I'm talking to you, and answer me, god damn it! Well Johnson? What do you- what? What are you saying? Laptop rules!" |
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Fav+ |
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Johnson, this is Lyman. You'll be assisting him on the baby cow account. It looks like it may fall over and I'd like to blame you when it does. |
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"JOHNSON!! JOHNSON!! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!!! SOMEONE SAT ON MY CIGARS AND I PRETTY DAMN WELL THINK IT WAS YOU!! and whats this I hear about the baby cow account falling over, hmm!? WHY'D'YA LET THAT HAPPEN!??" |
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johnson |
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What's that you say, Johnson? Eh? Speak up for the love of Zeus. I cannot abide a man who mumbles. What? Dear GOD Johnson, why are you screaming in my ear? I'm not deaf you know! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! |
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Johnson! JOHNSON! Come into my office! Stop dilly-dallying in that corridor AND COME OVERHERE PRONTO!! Johnson, STOP RUNNING DAMMIT!! YOU'LL BREAK THE CARPET AND WHO IS PAYING FOR THAT, JOHNSON! DAMN SURE IT'S NOT ME!! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!! |
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poor Johnson.. |
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