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In my new job down at the morgue :D |
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did you see my aunts dead 9 month old fetus that was removed from her yesterday? |
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this was neither clever nor funny. |
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erm no, I live in Liverpool in the UK, I think it is highly unlikely that the morgue I am employed in would be the same as the one in charge of your aunts dead 9 months fetus. However should I come across it would you be offended if I cum across it? |
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I can't believe you used a ":D" for that! |
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Hi, why not? |
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yeah, it was probably more of a :d |
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no. |
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thanks. |
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hello, that kind of denotes that you really thought it was a funny remark! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D |
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Sorry I didn't mean it as a funny remark I meant it as I am happy at having my new job. It is something a bit different. |
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oh. I bet it is. |
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However if ths topic caused offense to anyone then please let me say stop being so fucking sensitive. |
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is anybody offended? really? how marvellous! |
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shut up. as much as I love you, you are testing my patience at the moment. :D |
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man are you really working in a morgue? you know that lead singer from koRn worked in a morgue |
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Not my morgue he didn't. |
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how cold are the tits when you squeeze them? |
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Depends on if it is a corpse or one of the assistants who's tits I am squeezing. |
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i was referring to the dead details details! :D |
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Depends whether they are dead before or after I squeeze their tits. |
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that sounds like an interesting job. what do you do exactly? and does it smell? |
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cold < - - - - - - - - - - > very cold here is the scale ;) |
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cold |
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it wouldn't be a fetus if it was 9 months old......... |
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i feel like i can be so much sicker with this avatar, it fills my posting methods with a perverse power. watch my fucking clown skits :/ |
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still birth |
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what about it? |
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watch out - you're getting very close to Insane Clown Posse terrain.. which can have Very Sad Results!! |
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you kill girls by squeezing their tits? you some kind of supervillain? Dr. Boobkill! |
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i'm far from it. go and d/l my episodes :D and you'll see.... |
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this reminds me.. that movie where that necrophile girl gets a job at a morgue, and then she has sex with the corpses, and it is portrayed all glorified and the world press made a fuzz... are you naughty? |
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How do they smell? |
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