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theres this hottie that is somehow ALWAYS there when I come in, and usually takes my shit and gives me my shit back. i can't fucking get a word out to her other than the (stupid,) but usual "hi, how r u today...good thanks..... ok haev a good day bye" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr im a fuking living loss for words when i get up in there. sigh anyone got ne good dry cleaning pick-up lines? |
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"These clothes sure are dry, hey can I put myself inside you later?" |
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start telling her about autechre...that should work. |
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hmmmmmmm |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Horsefactory you make my work day much better. Elusive just ask her out for coffee dude |
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"theres this hottie that is somehow ALWAYS there when I come in, and usually takes my shit and gives me my shit back. i can't fucking get a word out to her other than the (stupid,) but usual "hi, how r u today...good thanks..... ok haev a good day bye"" so to paraphrase : "there is a girl that works at the dry cleaners" |
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yeah right, like every girl who works in a dry cleaners responds the same way to pick up lines. typical. |
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nigga you gotta take that shit. |
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maybe next time try this : " so, we finally meet..." |
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"hi, Im sorry, please excuse me if Im being too forward... but I see you everytime I come in here, and I just cant help wanting to ask you out sometime... think I could get your # and we could meet up for drinks or something?" |
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Just say "Hey we should go out for coffee sometime, heres my number" And like if she doesnt call or whatever CHANGE DRY CLEANERS. Easy does it... |
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And dont be bumbly about it, IE "UMMMM" "UHHHH" "I've never really done this before" Be a man man! |
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I CANT CHANGE DRY CLEANERS THE ONLY OTHER LOCAL ONE IS THE ^_^ CHINESE ONE AND NO HOTTIES WORK THERE> hmmm zeus, i think that'll do. |
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damn you shoulda seen that shirt she had on today. ..........umph |
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fungus man also has a good idea/suggestions |
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"put your lipstick round my dipstick" |
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good luck. |
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gotto dirty up some laundry so i can get back there soon. >_> |
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well, you are a photographer, aren't you? |
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"i have this white stain on my pants here, think you can get it out?" i dunno that one sounds like a winner |
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"bitch, i'm gonna make you my ho." usually works. |
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do you know how to backhand slap? |
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"Bitch, I got a backyard, and a shovel...think about that." |
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"Ive had quite a bit to drink, and youre beginning to look pretty good" |
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hahah! |
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When I look at you, I don't see just another minimum wage worker. I see my future fuck buddy. |
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!WINNER! |
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bring in with your mass of cum stained laundry: a) portable stereo playing autechre b) a take away coffee for her. pull your trousers down to your ankles and say: "I will take you to a paradise reality." |
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hahahahaha |
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put a sweet love note with your phone number or e-mail inside of your laundry? (not sure if it's a good idea, what if she gives the laundry to someone else, or thinks it was for someone else or...) |
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give her a hand painted cd-r with all the most beautiful hefner songs on it. write up the list with pretty writing and put spring blossoms all over it. oh no never mind, that didnt work. |
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sniff her panties and go... MMMMmmmmm..... NIiiice! works heaps with me, make sure that shes not accually wearing the panties at this time. kthx |
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Yeah man, just ask if she'd like to go out for a bite or some coffee. I mean, just get that out there. I bet once you tell her about how you have your own place and a good and reliable job she'll be all over you. Girls LOVE stability. |
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Maybe she thinks you're as big a tool as I do. |
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