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ever since i first saw willy wonka and the chocolate factory as a kid i was fasincated by fizzy lifting drinks. tonight i drank lots of fizzy lifting drinks and it sort of half worked. it lifted the content of my stomach out through me mouth and onto the pavement awwwsum. |
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Yeah, Willy Wonka was great... the looming threat of decapitated from being fizzily lifted had a quaint, fearful charm to it. |
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I want an oompa loompa |
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I had no idea ! |
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if young Charlie really inherits the Chocolate factory he'd seriously need to consider finding an alternative to the financial sponge that is the chocolate river. I'm sure its an inefficient use of power and space and a simple cost-effective analysis plan as soon as he appoints his chief execs will yield a more productive way of mixing chocolate. I would also advise him to consider the possible implications of employing a minority workforce in the current climate. And i'm quite sure schnozzberries, despite thet fact they may indeed taste exactly like schnozzberries, contravine present EU regulations on food safety. so there |
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ah but the contract is under the Oompa Loompas name and they have handed over power to Mr Wonka in return for a peacefull life and safty to thier kind. And since the oompa loompas are truley magical creatures the above is void. In regards to charlie getting the factory, the whole sick trick with the everlasting gobstopper was devised by the oompa loompas as thier terms on who gets the factory |
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Well i think the whole thing is a front for Britains secret anthrax program. Join the dots folks! Green haired dwarves - sorry midgets, with nice "tans". So many valves and cylindrical looking pistonny things? A "competition" to visit factory? Thats just like Saddams "contest" to invite local kids into his "cheeze-making emporium" by placing ears in special batches of Edam. Wake up! |
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come on ! The factory's been closed since the 80's ! Don't you remember when charlie tried to make Dream Doughnuts by mixing in LSD, but got the mesures wrong and everyone OD'd? |
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well he was an uneducated little urchin wasn't he? mike TV was the clear winner. I believe he has kidas now. Tracey d'Internet and Tony DVD. |
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hmm, I don't remember making this topic :( |
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*buuuUUURRRPP!!* |
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neither do i |
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OH shit :Q (the above is an image of me with a bomb in my mouth) |
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hahaha |
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I like how in the BFG, the bubbles of the soda went down and made you fart. |
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grampa shoulda let charlie hit the fan. |
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Big Fucking Gun? |
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Trent Reznor? |
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