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VSnares is way too soft! what a tosser!
 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 21:25 [#01275597]
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So I was trying to get into VSnares darker material (and
somebody recommended DOLL DOLL DOLL, so I checked it out),
but even that is too soft for me.
What a tosser.
I wanted to find some info on it so I first read BBCs
review, and here's a quote:

"The subject matter here is equally dark - most of it
focusing on child abuse of some kind of another. Tracks are
entitled Befriend a Childkiller or All The Children Are
Dead, a sample from the Jon-Benet Ramsey helpline appears on
one track, a darkened voice lurking in the background
whispering befriend the childkiller on another. Like I said:
scary stuff."

And then I listened to the samples on the BBC page thinking
that maybe VSnares had done some dark tracks afterall, and
it sounded like any other classical music!

BBC REVIEW + SAMPLES

Not dark at all, well perhaps if you think of the
tracktitles while listening they might be a bit dark, but
otherwise it's just classical music to me. And although it's
beautiful - that's now what I was searching for at the
moment.

Now has VSnares done anything remotely dark, or is it just a
widespread myth among the fans who probably buys album by
other artists, thinking it might be VSnares (cause he
releases so many)? Give me answers!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 21:27 [#01275599]
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actually VSnares could defineatly make a career in the field
of classical music scene if he continues with this
beatlacking, harmonic music.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-07-13 21:29 [#01275600]
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A great work--controlled use of distortion effects, great
samples, intricately programmed beats. I especially enjoyed
Dollmaker with its 7/8 timing
paul f savage, Antarctica

hey it's marlowe!


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-07-13 21:31 [#01275602]
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oh and although i haven't heard too much venetian snares i
really don't see what you are talking about with classical
here. his stuff seems pretty hard. it may have just been the
clips you heard that misled you.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 21:32 [#01275603]
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My review of the samples:

"Dollmaker"

Starts out nice with soft horns and then the flute is given
more air, and by the end they are also joined by the frisky
violin. This is a friendly dollmaker, perhaps struggeling to
make a living while trying to create the most original and
beautiful dolls ever.

"Pressure Torture"

This track is sung by a male choir and it's a bit darker
(but less melancholic than "Dollmaker"), somebody has
perhaps lost the love of his live and feels the pain and
pressure of being alone, and missing someone, and something
(love).



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 21:33 [#01275606]
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appearantly DOLL DOLL DOLL is suppose to be one of his
darker albums, and I wouldn't really call it dark, having
listened to the samples available at BBC.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-13 21:35 [#01275608]
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oh ho ho!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 21:35 [#01275609]
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try his speedranch collaboration, making orange things

i don't know what you're talking about though


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 21:38 [#01275611]
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are they more dark than DOLL DOLL DOLL?

If you haven't heard D D D (or didn't care to read my review
of the soundclips); here are the clips:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/experimental/reviews/rams/gsna...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/experimental/reviews/rams/gsna...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-13 21:42 [#01275613]
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hahaha

sweet


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 21:43 [#01275614]
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'vsnares is way too soft'
'are they more dark'

making orange things is the most abrasive thing he's done.
I don't get what you mean by saying doll doll doll isn't
dark, because it is. It's softer than making orange things
though.



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 21:45 [#01275615]
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According to my sources (the soundsamples), VSnares isn't
very dark at all. Maybe it's dark classical music, and dark
in context, but I wouldn't even call it dark if I didn't
know it was VSnares...

Conclusions : VSnares isn't dark, just overhyped. Soundclips
don't lie, do they?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 21:46 [#01275616]
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What the fuck? Classical music?

The samples won't work for some reason, but the first two
minutes of dollmaker are a build-up, intro. Pressure
torture, meh, it's just noisy.

"dark dark dark" what are you really talking about though?
what makes it NOT dark?


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-07-13 21:46 [#01275617]
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they are only clips though


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-07-13 21:47 [#01275618]
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Snares tries to hard to be 'dark' hence, he does the
opposite, which would be making yourself looking like a
goth.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 21:49 [#01275620]
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It's all a bit tongue in cheek of course.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 21:53 [#01275622]
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the samples works fine for me...

"The samples won't work for some reason, but the first two
minutes of dollmaker are a build-up, intro. Pressure
torture, meh, it's just noisy."

ok it may be an intro I am hearing in "Dollmaker" with the
horns and the flute and the violin, and it does sound nice
(like I described), it's not just dark at all.
But "Pressure Torture", I wouldn't call that noise at all.
It's actually quite harmonic (and very melodic) in my
opinion; hey it's even wellmixed and not distorted at all.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 21:57 [#01275623]
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hahah, yes, it's drum, violin, piano, probably programmed
though? still, that's not classical, it's like jazz.
Download the whole song, it's a good one. You'll like the
second half.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 22:00 [#01275625]
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It's noisy, I didn't say it was in that gay genre or
whatever. It's noisy. It is. It goes like "BLLHSHHH
BLLHSHH DSHH DSHH DSHH BSOOMMMDmMDmm BSOMMMDMDM
dhhDHDHDHDHDHH" -repeatm for 7 minutes. it sounds like
someone banging on one of those synth drum kits


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 22:02 [#01275627]
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hahah, yes, it's drum, violin, piano, probably
programmed
though? still, that's not classical, it's like jazz.
Download the whole song, it's a good one. You'll like the
second half.


Please check again if you can check out the samples... did
you buy the album or download it? Cause if you downloaded
it, maybe someone renamed some other album VSnares and you
thought you got it right cause it was dark, but then it
wasn't VSnares at all.

I wouldn't really call the music jazzy. I mean sure I feel
like getting up and moving my feet slowly, but with more
elegance; the way most classical music makes you feel.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 22:06 [#01275630]
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It's noisy, I didn't say it was in that gay genre or
whatever. It's noisy. It is. It goes like "BLLHSHHH
BLLHSHH DSHH DSHH DSHH BSOOMMMDmMDmm BSOMMMDMDM
dhhDHDHDHDHDHH" -repeatm for 7 minutes. it sounds like
someone banging on one of those synth drum kits


to me, it sounds more like gregorian or some other male
choir.
these are though boys, perhaps raised on the streets (if
it's suppose to be dark) but they sure still have their
voices intact and knows how to sing. I agree, I can't really
make out what they are singing, but it sounds more like
wovels to me, than consonants.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 22:12 [#01275632]
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the second reply was in reference to when you said "pressure
torture" wasn't noisy.

If you think that the beginning of dollmaker is classical,
and not jazz, I'm guessing you don't know much about music
at all, so that's where this whole misunderstanding of his
music is coming from.

Do you have a P2P program? Download doll doll doll and
listen to the whole thing, rather than judging the whole
thing on two 30 second samples.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 22:14 [#01275633]
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Wait a second.

The reviewer obviously reviewed the wrong thing.

Is this some kind of a joke I've fallen into?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 22:15 [#01275634]
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Hahah. I saved the samples to my harddrive, and got them to
play that way.

Guess what? They aren't Venetian Snares.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 22:17 [#01275635]
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If you think that the beginning of dollmaker is
classical,
and not jazz, I'm guessing you don't know much about music
at all, so that's where this whole misunderstanding of his
music is coming from.


NO need to be a bigshot here, mr mappatazee.
I am pretty sure if VSnares played this in his set people
would yell "yo, mr Funk, turn up the volume on the classical
beat, yo!" and he would reply "throw your hands in the
air!"

Do you have a P2P program? Download doll doll doll and
listen to the whole thing, rather than judging the whole
thing on two 30 second samples.


The samples are almost one minute long. I might actually
download it later, before I buy it (hm, I do feel like
getting into softer classical music) but til it's downloaded
I will have to rely on these two BBC soundclips.



 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2004-07-13 22:19 [#01275636]
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If you want hardcore do check in to Making Orange Things.
It is a good collaboration. I think the hardest track on it
is Meta Abuse. Listen to it.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 22:19 [#01275637]
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Hahah. I saved the samples to my harddrive, and got them
to
play that way.

Guess what? They aren't Venetian Snares.


now that's what most of his fans would say in his defence,
realizeing how soft his music really is. I don't think this,
as you suggested, is a BBC conspiracy to make people stay
off VSnares music.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 22:21 [#01275638]
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I think this is a big lie and Key_Secret has heard Venetian
Snares before anyways, he is just joking around.

But if not, here are the real samples, albeit very shitty:
target=blank>


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 22:22 [#01275639]
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I have heard "Meta Abuse" and I have to say it's not really
my thing. I am not really a big fan of Big Band Jazz.
I do enjoy the solo clarinet stuff and the drumsolo, but I
think the double bass is a bit too loudly mastered.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 22:23 [#01275640]
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Hah! This thread is way too big you tricky bastard.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2004-07-13 22:26 [#01275642]
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Perhaps you would enjoy the hardcore sounds of some ocean
waves? :)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 22:27 [#01275643]
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heh, ok on a more serious note. I don't really like Making
Orange things, cause it got all of these loud high
frequenies (I dislike that). For me "Meta abuse" is an ok
track, perhaps my fav one on the album, but it's very
similar to Hellfish "Ultra Violence" which I defineatly
prefer to it.

Actually the truth is I first heard the samples on teh BBC
page... I thought something was wrong for real so I decided
to check out some other sources... but then I just found it
kinda funny, so I created this topic.
But I have to say the real DOLL DOLL DOLL sounds good.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2004-07-13 22:29 [#01275644]
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It is usually funny when big companies review non mainstream
music. Good example is when Rolling Stone reviewed Drukqs.
that was great.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 22:32 [#01275645]
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haha yeah I remember reading that review at one point...
y0u wouldn't have a link of it somewhere?
btw have you heard that track "Ultra Violence" I mentioned?


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2004-07-13 22:38 [#01275646]
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Rolling Stone has removed the review from thier website. I
do remember that the person who did the review got a lot of
critism and had a book being published soon. And so a lot
of people revied the book on amazon.com with negative
opinions.

And no I haven't heard "Ultra Violence", but I think I may
check into it. :)


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-07-13 22:42 [#01275647]
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OH man! What is the name of the book/author?

btw: Dollmaker is a good track.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-13 22:44 [#01275648]
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yeah "Ultra violence" is on the awesome industrial hardcore
album "Bastard Sonz of Rave" (a compilation album by
Hellfish / Producer released on planet µ)... you should
check it out. "Witch Hunt" (DJ Producer) which isn't as hard
as Ultra Violence (it's more like 160 BPM or so, but with an
awesome melody/sound and great beats + structure) is my fav
track on the album.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2004-07-13 22:57 [#01275652]
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The Review of Drukqs (cached web page) and the
person who did the reviews Book on amazon.com. I
added a review too when I board. :) The cached page from
rollingstone.com still has some of the public reviews :)


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-13 23:07 [#01275654]
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That guy writes for ROLLING STONE?
Aside from his opinion of Drukqs, and that I don't have any
respect for Rolling Stone magazine anyways, the fact remains
that it is a large magazine. You'd think they'd hire
someone who can actually write well. He writes like a
freshman highschool student. That was laughable, highly.


 


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