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offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-07-11 06:26 [#01273074]
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This farting feeling is undescribable... I have been
farting now every 10 mintues for 3 to 4 hours... And
everytime a new one comes out, it feels even better than the
previous one... But you've got all kinds of different
farting feelings... Burning, release full, uncomfortable,
noisy, smelly, ha ha... Too me!!! All those feelings are
AWESOME.... hé hé ;)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-11 06:27 [#01273076]
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i like those that come out with an awful lot of noise, but
dont smell


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-11 06:27 [#01273078]
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:(


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-11 06:31 [#01273081]
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w-t-f?


 

offline uzim on 2004-07-11 06:40 [#01273085]
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l-o-l


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-11 06:40 [#01273086]
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:_______)


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-07-11 06:42 [#01273087]
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This topic stinks


 

offline roer-ei from Netherlands, The on 2004-07-11 06:42 [#01273088]
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i am a master in the silent but violent


 

offline Dozer on 2004-07-11 09:12 [#01273122]
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Farting=pollution


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-11 09:23 [#01273125]
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you should only do it when it's really funnie


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-11 09:37 [#01273127]
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funny


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-07-11 14:28 [#01273313]
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:) FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART
FART :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-11 14:29 [#01273316]
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jesus CHRIST.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-11 14:29 [#01273318]
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I'm not sure if you're in your avatar. But I can imagine
that's what you look like exactely when you write your
posts.


 

offline Dozer on 2004-07-11 14:46 [#01273354]
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lol yeah when I'm drunk!!! 8D


 

offline Dozer on 2004-07-11 14:47 [#01273359]
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This post upper was followup to big...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-11 15:03 [#01273388]
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That's actually true. Cow farts are seriously one of the
leading causes of greenhouse gases. I'm pretty sure it was
greenhouse gases, but it was a long time ago when I read it.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-07-11 15:04 [#01273389]
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chihiro is still holding the title strong


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-07-11 15:05 [#01273391]
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No.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-11 15:09 [#01273394]
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but one doogle match: aka kak affoo


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-07-11 15:10 [#01273396]
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yes a bullshit one. It's not even certain that there is
such a thing as global warming.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-11 15:30 [#01273412]
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No.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-11 15:58 [#01273422]
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i believe chihiro's avatar represents a :P


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-11 17:05 [#01273446]
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aha :p


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-07-11 17:12 [#01273448]
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I like Chihiro's avatar, and the fact that he appears to be
naked and, quite possibly, masturbating, makes him extra
special.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-07-11 17:18 [#01273455]
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is that you in your avatar?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-07-11 17:25 [#01273464]
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I tried to bake you a cake but I don't think it turned out
quite as planned


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offline weltact from Taiwan on 2004-07-11 18:36 [#01273543]
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thats the most annoying avatar ever
sorry, nothing personal
everyime i c it, i just get a desire to kill someone like
vinnie jones in snatch, with a car door, and then to jump on
his skull


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-11 18:37 [#01273544]
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Then what?


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2004-07-11 19:30 [#01273597]
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than nothing
than i would probably be satisfied, getting it out of my
system

i donno

theres just something about that picture...ahhhh!£$^£%^%$


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-07-11 19:37 [#01273601]
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"then"


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2004-07-11 19:53 [#01273610]
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yea
ofcos:)
ive slept only 3 hours last nite, and im pretty knackered as
im typing this

ccc


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-11 20:14 [#01273616]
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but you've hit a hundred farts in a row or something?
because surely farting is of all centuries


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-07-12 07:02 [#01273907]
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In the avatar myself it might be.... I don't actually
know----- ha ha ;) I can't say


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-07-13 16:43 [#01275465]
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chihiro,

you left your gruntels at my house. please pick them up
immediately. they are starting to smell and attack the
neighbors.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-13 16:47 [#01275467]
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offline rottenwool on 2004-07-13 16:48 [#01275468]
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long stanton is 2 words, had you been there you would know
this. on a personal note i prefer a bird sanctuary.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-13 16:50 [#01275470]
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Google says:

Results 1 - 10 of about 81 for "longstanton spice museum".
(0.44 seconds)

Results 1 - 1 of about 2 for "long stanton spice museum".
(0.06 seconds)

I have 81 goals, you have 2 goals, I win.

Also: owl sanctuary.


 

offline rottenwool on 2004-07-13 16:57 [#01275475]
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you use google, i use knowledge, experience, wisdom and
intelligence. Also, sarcasm, parody, wit & boredom.

Also: an owl is a bird.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-13 17:01 [#01275477]
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Look at this image, the creator obviously knows a lot about
Longstanton, and they disagree with you. Owls are indeed
birds but because each of us is so obviously trying to look
the biggest Alan Partridge fan I must remind you that the
quote is "do you like owls? I know a cracking owl
sanctuary". Hi


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offline rottenwool on 2004-07-13 17:12 [#01275492]
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thats longstanton cincinatti you big fool, i was on about
long stanton. jesus, i though that was obvious enough.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-13 17:14 [#01275495]
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Longstaton, Cincinatti? Home of the Longstanton Grasshoppers
Cricket Club?


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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-07-13 17:15 [#01275497]
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I just farted and it smelt like sugar puffs


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-13 19:08 [#01275555]
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that's what you think.. :(


 


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