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Simstim from UK on 2002-01-15 12:37 [#00070173]



The Twin has been nominated for Best UK Solo Artist in the
Brits, the UK equivalent of the Grammys, not that he'll win
of course...


 

jand from Chelmsford,Essex,Uk on 2002-01-15 12:59 [#00070182]



Link is www.brits.co.uk ...

He's up against Craig David, Ian Brown, Elton John & Robbie
Williams... so would be fucking brilliant if he won...


 

jand from Chelmsford,Essex,Uk on 2002-01-15 13:20 [#00070194]



Robbie W & Elton john have already won this previous years
so that should cut it down a bit (Rob W has won twice!!)...

So it's between Aphex, Ian Brown & Craig David...



 

B3n from Sheffield on 2002-01-15 13:21 [#00070195]



It'd be fuckin hilarious


 

Ouakha from fg on 2002-01-15 13:26 [#00070197]



How the hell did that happen!

Shouldn't be allowed!



 

Simstim from UK on 2002-01-15 13:37 [#00070200]



I reckon it'll be Craig David after he was "snubbed" last
year, although I wouldn't rule out either RW or EJ, they're
the biggest "names" on there. I'm afraid that the token
"alternative" Brit (i.e. to someone that isn't utterly
utterly mainstream) will go to either the Gorillaz or The
Strokes.


 

mookid from afar on 2002-01-15 13:43 [#00070201]



yeah but craig d hasnt done anything all year, so i reckon
our mans got a fighting chance. i cant really see him going
up to accept tho. lol


 

Jarworski from Wales on 2002-01-15 13:46 [#00070202]



Ian Brown got some attention this year, and his tour did
really well, so I reckon it's between those two... mind you,
can never count out ol' Tiny Dancer


 

phiz from Amsterdam on 2002-01-15 14:12 [#00070207]



do you think we're on for a Chris Cunnigham video acceptance
speech.

imagine that thing in the wheelchair giving a speech.


 

jand from Chelmsford,Essex,Uk on 2002-01-15 14:14 [#00070208]



Still, at the very least it'll stop people saying "WHO?" or
"Yeah, I love THEIR stuff" when you mention Aphex Twin...

And apparently there's going be 8hrs in total of programs on
ITV covering The Brits so we should get to see something of
him on mainstream TV...

(Anyway Ian Brown shouldn't win cause he's a Monkey and
won't be able to do a speech and as for Craig, He just TOO
SMALL to be truly visible on TV...)..



 

mookid from afar on 2002-01-15 14:39 [#00070218]



haha yeah, i hate that; aphex ARE quite good. finally some
education for these people! i'd love em to show that video,
and see the disturbed look on all the popsters and daily
mail readers faces. ....... beautifull!


 

Archrival on 2002-01-15 14:51 [#00070222]



What DA FUCK!?

I thought you was joking!??

I REALLY HOPE HE WIN THAT AWARD!!!


 

wizards teeth from egg land on 2002-01-15 15:14 [#00070226]



craig david is a joke

robbie williams is a joke


 

jand from Chelmsford,Essex,Uk on 2002-01-15 15:19 [#00070230]



Has anyone seen those Tiny MiniPops graphics?...

Here's one I've done of Craig David...

.

and also CD in a Hall of Mirrors...

...................
...................
...................
...................

also CD having a Wank...

.

and finally, CD jumping in the air..

'




 

grinningcat from london uk on 2002-01-15 15:19 [#00070231]



i had to check the site! i thought it was a joke too!!

i just think it would be really funny if he did win (but he
won't).

Suddenly some ginger walks calmly onto the stage, collects
his awards, and grins his evil grin, all the tennyboppers
start screaming, and chaos happens.



 

Robotic_-_Rapster on 2002-01-15 16:02 [#00070262]



I can't wait!

I can imagine him rolling up outside in a limo like in the
windowlicker vid, window goes down revealing his smashing
grin :)

He should get together with Chris Morris or something and
plot a devious prank.

How much do Brit awards go for these days anyway? Think warp
will be able to up the cash? :P

_-Robo-_


 

Hybris from Outherspace on 2002-01-15 16:12 [#00070273]



Craig David, Ian Brown, Elton John & Robbie Willams are all
FAGGOTS !

Aphex should win, but I guess he wont.....he is just
nominated because of his underground status, so the judges
can say "Oh yeah, but WE know good music along with that
greasy POP SHEIT, we nominated Aphex Twin we are so cool
and down with the scene, but we rather give the award to
fucking Graig David because he gives good head....."


 

jand from Chelmsford,Essex,Uk on 2002-01-15 16:20 [#00070278]



In the UK, a Faggot is a meat based dish (i.e. You can go
into a Butchers shop and ask for "10 of your finest faggots.
kind sir" & not be beaten senseless)...

don't know what part of an animal makes up a faggot but I'm
guessing it's not something you'd normally stick in your
gob...

Any other usage of the word is pretty offensive to my
mind...stick with the Craig "Dot" David jokes..


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-15 16:24 [#00070279]



Oh my god... if there's any justice in the world, Richie
will come away a winner...

But of course there isn't.


 

Mike from yer moms house on 2002-01-15 16:39 [#00070285]



anyone know when the brit awards are gonna be on?


 

jand from Chelmsford,Essex,Uk on 2002-01-15 16:51 [#00070287]



on ITV on Thu 21st Feb...(the actual event is on the night
before...they don't do it live anymore after the fiasco with
Sam Fox & Mick Fleetwood a few years back...)...

But apparently theres gonna be loads of other Brits progs on
as well...it says 8 hrs in total on the site...


 

Sido dyas from An Imperial Cruiser on 2002-01-15 17:41 [#00070292]



What fiasco with Sam Fox & Mick Fleetwood ??
Sounds interesting.


 

Jarworski from Wales on 2002-01-15 18:08 [#00070297]



That was pretty funny, basically the autocue was fucked and
Sam Fox is a brain dead doofus. They were saying stuff like,
"And now to present the next award, here's Elton John!" and
Gary fucking Davies (some old duff DJ) walked out, pretty
embarassing, as were the five minute pauses when the two of
em were just staring at the camera, the looks on their faces
saying "KILL ME NOOOOOOWWWW"


 

Sgt Growley from UK on 2002-01-15 18:34 [#00070299]



The Brits is ALWAYS awful one way or another. It's the most
corporate, least relevant or respected of all our stoopid
awards.
They always pick things that are out of date, or people
really liked a year ago. People usually get an award when
they've done nothing all year 'cos the judges are a bunch of
coked-out cigar munching f***wits. People normally get a
lifetime achievement award if they're about to die.

Craig David is dull and hasn't done anything all year, so he
has a good chance.

Elton has been rubbish for nearly 20 years so he stands a
good chance.

Ian Brown is indeed a MONKEY but doesn't stand much chance,
unless he has a life-threatening illness we don't know
about.

Robbie Williams has got to be the dullest singer in the
world, a Phill Collins for modern age, uuugh, he's bound to
win.

What the hell is Aphex doing in Male artist catagory. Why
not dance. Why have bloody catagories anyway?

The whole thing sucks anyway, it would be an insult if he
won, he'd hate it...



 

Darth manchu on 2002-01-15 19:37 [#00070324]



i can imagine if he did win, and all these little shitheaded
12 year olds walk around in aphex twin hoddies and think
they are well cool and underground.

Check iiiiiit.

No chance though. Craig David (David Craig?) obviously is
going to win because thats how the shitty awards work. Do
what people tell you to do.


 

Darth manchu on 2002-01-15 19:40 [#00070325]



Also, what if he plays live?


 

Rob.E. from London on 2002-01-15 20:17 [#00070335]



This post is just brilliant..very funny! Just seen the
nominations...who's the odd one out? I've tried to avoid
"The Shits" for the last decade,but there is just no
escape...although i've got to say a "duet"with Aphex and
Elton would just be hilarious! What song could they
cover?(Presenter on the night:"..and now performing just for
this show,it's Aphex Twin and Elton!"..."WTF?"(me). }:>


 

grinningcat from london uk on 2002-01-15 20:38 [#00070340]



FUCK THAT - WHERE'S SQUAREPUSHER!!!

lol.
i want seriously think the 'untitled' single was the best
last year, if not the last decade. it had everything.

apart from pressing onto CD and half decent publicity by
WARP.


 

grinningcat from london uk on 2002-01-15 20:39 [#00070341]



oh yeah, and i wonder if Aphex even turns up... i think WARP
will want him too, on their webiste it gives info of the
nomination with a 'HA HA', so it wud be funny if they forced
him to go to it.


 

REPHLEX~ology on 2002-01-15 20:59 [#00070345]



Or perhaps we'll see that david craig + aphex twin
collaboration :)


 

Robotic_-_Rapster on 2002-01-15 21:09 [#00070347]



He should go just to stick the award up Geri Halliwells ARSE
or several of them in her GOB, assuming he wins of course.
If not he can just NUT Robbie Williams and take his or
something.

_-Robo-_


 

/-T|K|R-\\\\ from the start on 2002-01-15 21:45 [#00070361]



who wants to bet he'll win, as he's only really up against
Craig David


 

/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2002-01-15 22:02 [#00070371]



AFX?


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-15 22:07 [#00070378]



are you serious? My God, that's fucking cool...


 

MF from here on 2002-01-16 00:37 [#00070450]



Wow i think he's gonna win.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-16 01:16 [#00070459]



and yet again, the Brits are ahead in music... I doubt Aphex
Twin will be nominated for a grammy award any time soon...


 

Caserol Joe the Chubby from Minneappleseed on 2002-01-16 04:42 [#00070516]



Any award ceremony that is televised is likely not to be
taken too seriously. Every time somebody who is worthy of
the title "best . . . " gets nominated you know they'll
lose. This rule hardly ever fails.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-16 12:11 [#00070666]



well actually, when Steely Dan won the best album award at
the grammy awards I thought that was ok... even if they beat
out Kid A for it... sure I wanted Radiohead to win, but it
wasn't THAT bad if Steely Dan won, cause they're awesome!!!!
and they are dammit!!!!! :)


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-16 12:12 [#00070668]



and sure, it mighten be taken that seriously, but hey, lots
of people are gonna watch the Brit awards all over the
world, and they'll see Aphex Twin is nominated and will
probably check him out due to curiousity and stuff... so
that's a good thing... even if he doesn't win...


 

Chri5py from UK on 2002-01-16 12:17 [#00070674]



If we all vote on the site for him (we'd have to vote for
other things too :( ) then if he wins, we can get him up on
stage to give a funny speach... tell everyone to fuck off!


 

/-T|KR|-\ from the start on 2002-01-16 12:25 [#00070683]



You can't vote for him on this site, only pop act, video,
newcomer and single,
which sucks


 

Chri5py from UK on 2002-01-16 12:28 [#00070687]



Thats tears


 

Simstim from UK on 2002-01-16 15:02 [#00070789]



Let's be honest he hasn't got a chance. The best we can
hope for is that he goes along and does something newsworthy
at the show (ala Jarvis Cocker and Chumbawumba).


 

Jarworski from Wales on 2002-01-16 15:04 [#00070791]



Has he ever been up for an award before? Did he go to the
ceremony? I mean, I don't think he goes any further than his
local WH Smiths does he?


 

Simstim from UK on 2002-01-16 15:08 [#00070792]



Wasn't WindowLicker up for best video at the MTV's a couple
of years ago, I don't know if he turned up but there was a
little clip of him talking about the video. As for the
Brits, I honestly don't know, he either will (and be
completely anonymous), won't, or send one of those giant
bears, RDJ-faced bikini babes etc. along instead.


 

B3n from Sheffield on 2002-01-16 15:31 [#00070801]



He should send up an 11 year old kid with a ginger beard, a
moustache and a ponytail wig in completely oversized clothes
and a tshirt with the logo on the back and 'I AM RICHARD D
JAMES' on the front


 

grinningcat from wonderland on 2002-01-16 17:32 [#00070847]



i dont know wat ur all getting excited about.

all thats gonna happen is they'll mention his name in the
nominations, show a 3-sec clip of the windowlicker video
(which we've all seen hunderds of times before) and robbie
williams wins.

That's it. all over within 5 sec i reckon.




 

grinningcat from wonderland on 2002-01-16 17:32 [#00070848]



i dont know wat ur all getting excited about.

all thats gonna happen is they'll mention his name in the
nominations, show a 3-sec clip of the windowlicker video
(which we've all seen hunderds of times before) and robbie
williams wins.

That's it. all over within 5 sec i reckon.




 

mookid from sunny essex on 2002-01-16 18:13 [#00070860]



yeah thats probably the most likely outcome, but personally
i would like him to play live and use that frequency that
makes people shit emselves. Then watch all the media
darlings choke on each others crap.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-16 18:18 [#00070863]



He should send up an 11 year old kid with a ginger beard, a
moustache and a ponytail wig in completely oversized clothes
and a tshirt with the logo on the back and 'I AM RICHARD D
JAMES' on the front
--------------

LMFAO!!!!! That is brilliant! He'd do something like that,
too.



 


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