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Stevie Wonder on 2002-01-15 01:57 [#00070013]



is there anyone there?



 

Richard Pryor on 2002-01-15 02:13 [#00070027]



hey Stevie, thats my arm, not my dick!


 

phiz from Amsterdam on 2002-01-15 10:56 [#00070142]



did you read that Cheesegrater?
pretty violent read innit?


 

od from perth on 2002-01-15 14:41 [#00070219]



lol nice one


 

jand from Chelmsford,Essex,Uk on 2002-01-15 14:51 [#00070220]



I've always had the fantasy of starting a "Blind Dogs for
The Guides" charity...

But theres too many Girl Guides and not enough Blind Dogs to
go around and I don't fancy purposely sticking pins in their
eyes just to bring cheer to these female scouts...

ho hum...


 

Ceri JC from My house in Pontypridd, Wales, UK on 2002-01-15 16:00 [#00070258]



Good thing you had a braille keyboard to hand when it
happened!


 

jand from Chelmsford,Essex,Uk on 2002-01-15 16:12 [#00070271]



You can really fuck up the blind by leaving bogies over
their braille keyboards...

Make 'em look real Retarded!!...

(In real life, I was once given a huge sack full of clothes
by this blind guy I knew from the pub...I thought it was
gonna be a load of crap but there was some real cool stuff
in there...nice addidas top, black jacket that I still
wear....

Cheers Steve..God Bless the Blind..)


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-15 16:15 [#00070276]



:-( Being blind sucks, I reckon.


 

jand from Chelmsford,Essex,Uk on 2002-01-15 16:27 [#00070280]



The blind guy I know kinda likes it...

In fact, he does milk it a bit coz he's not 100% blind and
can see quite a bit (altho he has got a Guide Dog...he's on
his second coz the first one went a bit mental)...& He gets
to go on loads of trips places for free & gets holidays etc
for nothing (which is a bit of waste if you're blind..I
mean, you could stick them all in a dark celler with a Sun
Lamp and they'd think they were in Spain)...


 

phiz from Amsterdam on 2002-01-15 16:46 [#00070286]



this fella takes a blind group on a day out, he wants to go
and have a bit of fun so he lets them have a game of
football on the beach, he puts a bell in a ball and leaves
them to it, when he comes back they've kicked fuck out of a
donkey.


 

mookid from sunny essex on 2002-01-15 18:22 [#00070298]



haha! have you seen stevie wonders wife? ....neither has he!
(i apologise to any blind people that might be reading
this)


 

crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2002-01-15 19:16 [#00070310]



Q; why dont blind people bungie jump
A: it scares the heck out thier dogs!!!

(no apologies to the blind people you cant read this,
anyway. in fact while we're at it, "nah nah, you're blind
suckah!!! duh look at me im blind, 'duh duh daah")


 


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