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offline nuli on 2004-07-07 08:55 [#01268914]
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is it just me or the sex is much better when electronic
music is played in the backround???

i met this crazy girl, just for a sex
through occasional sexual relations site-
www.xdetective.com
and she put an electronic music and it was te best sex
ever!!!

and no, i didnt take ecstasy


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 08:57 [#01268918]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



any particular artist? autechre perhaps?
btw, the last time i had sex, electronic music wasn't
invented yet :(


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 08:57 [#01268919]
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did you take ecstasy?


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 09:01 [#01268923]
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ahh, the old bump'n'grind to autechre.

1. first off get some amber going, to ease her into a soft
fuzzy sexy mood.
2. then hit her with the drane for some 10/4 foreplay.
3. finally, lay down some LP5, and see if you can time
yourself to cum during the climactic drum breakdown in under
BOAC.

superb.


 

offline Dozer on 2004-07-07 09:04 [#01268926]
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Somebody tried with Gantz Graf? lol


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-07 09:07 [#01268929]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



FINISH HER OFF WITH CAP IV.

BAMBAMBAMBAMBMBBB__B_B_SD_FJLSKJOOOOROROIIRIRIIR.. . . .
. . . .
ahhh


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-07-07 09:10 [#01268930]
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then have a smoke and make her cry with Vletrmx21


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 09:11 [#01268931]
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how can you be focused on all that during sex? but then
again, being in medicine bussines sure must be helpfull...


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 09:13 [#01268934]
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then, having had your sex and weed fix, leave her to fall
into a lonely, uneasy sleep to confield.

glitch the bitch!


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 09:15 [#01268937]
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oh yes. slip her some rohypnol and she's anyone's girl; play
whatever you damn well like on the stereo cos she won't
remember a thing!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 09:21 [#01268941]
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but, but she will remember the excellent me, right??


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-07-07 09:24 [#01268942]
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how could anyone forget that?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 09:25 [#01268943]
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thank you! you're too kind...


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 09:25 [#01268944]
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she will remember nothing but a strange man in a bar who
kept talking excitedly about something called aww-ticker,
then brought her a lovely tasting drink. the soreness down
below will puzzle her greatly.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 09:27 [#01268945]
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well, i'll leave my photo.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 09:27 [#01268946]
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even better, wrote her a note...


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 09:28 [#01268948]
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preferably a photo of her asleep with your penis in her
mouth. she'll appreciate that. ^_^


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 09:31 [#01268954]
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uh, dunno, what if she gets cramp in the jaw while
asleep...dunno if i'd wanna risk that...


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 09:35 [#01268958]
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good point. play conservatively, and retain your manhood to
do it all again with a new girl tomorrow evening!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 09:39 [#01268964]
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yeah, sounds like a normal every day situation for
me...thanks for the advice! very appreciated!


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 09:44 [#01268974]
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no problem!

re: organ purchases
i've extracted my non-essential bodily organs one by one,
photographed them all for you, and replaced them.
catalogue's in the post.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 09:46 [#01268977]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



excellent!! that was quick...how do you feel?


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 09:50 [#01268979]
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unwell. thank god i took that rohypnol, i won't remember a
thing.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 09:51 [#01268983]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



hahahaha


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 09:52 [#01268985]
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where's nuli? run away? too much to take?


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-07 09:56 [#01268997]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict



I normally use benzo-diazepine.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-07-07 09:59 [#01269003]
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i've had sex to confield, saw l and ll, go!plastic....
it was all pretty intense, but the best i've ever had was
definately to okcomputer.


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-07 10:02 [#01269007]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict



Yeah rohypnol is a good one.


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-07 10:03 [#01269008]
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Ok I'm throwing away my confield cd now


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-07-07 10:05 [#01269010]
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awesome.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-07-07 10:07 [#01269013]
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its pretty good with your clothes OFF too i've found.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-07-07 10:12 [#01269017]
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*passes a note to tradegy while teacher isnt looking*
(the note reads)

tragedy,
will you go out with me?

love princo


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-07-07 11:40 [#01269106]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



princo: <3


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-07-07 11:53 [#01269113]
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Everyone be cool this is a robbery.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 12:03 [#01269126]
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excuse me, sir, you have any spare rohypnol?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-07 12:08 [#01269133]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



electronic and sex


nuli on 2004-07-07 16:55 [#01268914]
Points: 1 Status: Lurker

is it just me or the sex is much better when electronic
music is played in the backround???

i met this crazy girl, just for a sex through occasional
sexual relations site- www.xdetective.com and she put an
electronic music and it was te best sex ever!!!

and no, i didnt take ecstasy

...
i just had to post this again.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-07-07 12:31 [#01269149]
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Why did you? Don't you think we didn't see it at the top of
this topic?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-07 12:33 [#01269152]
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because its funny!


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-07-07 17:47 [#01269582]
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post it again, i still don't get it.

btw, i've had sex to saw 85-92, also. it worked suprisingly
well, although i didn't really realize it until we watched
the video afterwards.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-07-07 17:54 [#01269586]
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having sex on some hardcore bass is nice, having hardcore
sex on a bass is even better, listening to electronic music
is the best


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-07-07 18:05 [#01269594]
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the only music i've ever played while having sex has been
electronic.


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2004-07-07 18:10 [#01269596]
Points: 1562 Status: Regular



big confession here... the first time... megadeth - symphony
of destruction was playing...

i felt so guilty... about the music that is.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-07-07 18:21 [#01269605]
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Oh God... I think sex is better off with NO music... just
the beating of hearts, the heaving of breath, the slapping
of balls on your bitch's sweaty ass... that's all the
soundtrack it needs. I don't get laid anymore, but I'd be
darn sure to turn any music off before the festivities
began.


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2004-07-07 18:28 [#01269611]
Points: 1562 Status: Regular



the sound of a boot stuck in mud, only louder and more wet.
the sound of a cracking pelvic bone.
that familiar circus song.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2004-07-07 18:34 [#01269613]
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a nice topic wasted.


 

offline wimp on 2004-07-07 18:37 [#01269616]
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I agree with Ophecks, I start listening to the music (if
it's music I like) during sex. I'm fine with some Sisqo or
some R&B stuff, but most other music just distracts from the
act. To be honest, I think I kind of go deaf during it, or
atleast I can't really remember much of the sounds. Doing it
to porno is the only distraction I'll allow, because then
when you look off, you see the porno, and remember, "Oh
yeah! Sex!" and then it's back to it again.


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2004-07-07 18:42 [#01269620]
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sorry... honestly, i don't listen to music during


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2004-07-07 18:48 [#01269623]
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Why did you choose 'wimp' as a user name?


 

offline wimp on 2004-07-07 18:58 [#01269630]
Points: 1389 Status: Lurker



Just thought it was an interesting word that I kind of
related to; the inability to directly confront problems and
such. And hey, I was 16 at the time.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-07-07 21:01 [#01269750]
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thank you for the creative advertisement.

i will now go visit your website in hopes of having
wonderful sex.


 


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