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offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 05:03 [#01268704]
Points: 793 Status: Regular



God I've really sunk this low...but hey needs must (and yes

I am a junkie):

see my other items...plenty more to come, esp. my adrenal
gland and my pancreas.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 05:07 [#01268706]
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have you got 96' lung and face classics from slobadan on
marble?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-07-07 05:09 [#01268708]
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I could do with a new skull


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 05:15 [#01268713]
Points: 793 Status: Regular | Followup to pOgO: #01268708



if you can provide me with an alternate vessel for my brain,
you're on.


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 05:17 [#01268714]
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yes sir i do. would you like that fresh or on ice?

i must inform you that i am a smoker and operate on a strict
no-returns policy. so when you get lung cancer in 30 years,
don't come crying to me, horsey.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 05:22 [#01268715]
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you have any pics of stuff you're selling? i'd love to see
it before buying. thank you!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 05:27 [#01268716]
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btw, i bet it's convenient to work for national health
service.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-07-07 05:30 [#01268718]
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"have you got 96' lung and face classics from slobadan on
marble?"

I've got lots off it, but you can't affort it, even if you
sell your factory



 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 05:41 [#01268724]
Points: 793 Status: Regular | Followup to tolstoyed: #01268716



yes it's mighty convenient! i can sneak into the operating
rooms at night and do it all proper, with clean knives and
everything.

photos are tricky because i tend to pass out halfway through
from the unbearable pain. i tell you, the look on my face
when the nurses find me, bloodless and close to death in the
morning! priceless.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-07-07 05:46 [#01268729]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



How about this lovely air tight tupperware bowl?


Attached picture

 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-07 05:52 [#01268734]
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does it have a suitable opening for cranial nerves I-XII?

on the plus side, no more taming the hair for work in the
morning. no more hair at all! or eyes, or lips.


 

offline uzim on 2004-07-07 06:01 [#01268742]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



hmm, sometimes i wondered if i was an android it could be
practical. like, if i get tinnitus i'll just change my ears
and voilà, no more tinnitus. (unless the rechange pieces
were be very expensive.... well, they probably would be)


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-07-07 06:52 [#01268767]
Points: 6851 Status: Regular



hahaha!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-07-07 09:41 [#01268972]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker | Followup to VLetr: #01268734



Not built in, but I'm sure you can bore a few holes with a
household cork screw or some other pointy utensil


 


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