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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-04 11:54 [#01265741]
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Fitting a girl into your pocket is really handy, when you
need to take your girlfriend out on a date. This time
dinner's on you.

When you're ready to take her home, grab her gently by her
ankle and slip her into your pocket, and protect her from
the evil that surrounds us all in this lethal culture.

Then when you get home, take her out, and take her on.
It's already time for foreplay you buffon!
And don't forget the condom!
It'll save you time and money.

And before you go to sleep, you realise, this was the best
day so far, in your life. But tomorrow will be even better
:)
... well, unless you wake up all alone, and the bitch has
stolen everything of value in your place.



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-04 11:55 [#01265744]
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impossible

are you drunk?

 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-04 11:56 [#01265745]
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why wait till the morning?

 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2004-07-04 11:56 [#01265747]
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how in the hell is there music on this thread?

 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-04 11:57 [#01265748]
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Read between the lines...

 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-04 11:58 [#01265750]
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I'd reply to you, if I could, JAoren.

 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-04 11:58 [#01265752]
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ok

 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-07-04 11:58 [#01265753]
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i think he's talking about Barbie or her friend, Skipper.

 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-07-04 11:58 [#01265754]
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NO LIMITS!

 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-04 11:59 [#01265757]
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I've also got some tips on where to keep the old folks, when
attending important meetings. Pencases are the key to
success.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-04 12:01 [#01265759]
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This thread is insania.

 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-07-04 12:19 [#01265779]
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i put sylvia in ma pocket. but sylvie is a little dolly and
i put her there for safe keeping.



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-04 12:37 [#01265798]
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I like the in+itiative.

 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-07-04 13:18 [#01265845]
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*Kicks*

 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-04 13:31 [#01265855]
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prrrrrr ding dong drrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrr zlllllllll

 

offline SaintIll from Košice (Slovakia) on 2004-07-04 14:53 [#01265994]
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I have a very big hole on my throusers right now.... lost my
girlfriend and our big crew is somehow lost... many things
happening....a shit happening as well... must find some way
to repair it...or find new throusers...but I love my old
ones...


 

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