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Lets have a RAP battle...
 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-07-01 16:40 [#01262635]
Points: 11010 Status: Lurker



He He we go

I GOT MAD SKILLZ AT MACKING...
AND BUISNESS AND RAPPIN......
.
.
.

:( im so depressed....you know......


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2004-07-01 17:04 [#01262678]
Points: 4173 Status: Regular



lyrics that i throw up on you it ain't no stoppin'



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-07-01 17:06 [#01262684]
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YOU ALL SHIT AT SHAGGIN... BAGGIN


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-01 17:34 [#01262726]
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i'd bust but i don't think you can handle it


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-01 17:35 [#01262729]
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your rhymes such a tragedy ima keep a candle lit


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-01 17:37 [#01262731]
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hahaha :D


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-01 17:37 [#01262732]
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what?


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2004-07-01 17:38 [#01262734]
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lol


 

offline zetre from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2004-07-01 17:48 [#01262745]
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Oh, a rap battle without rapping..that's a new one..

or..it isn't really new eighter..still sort of silly tho.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-07-01 17:55 [#01262749]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker | Followup to zetre: #01262745



got no more rhymes... whats the dilly yo?
You need to grow the ego.
Drop more phats than Eno has the calm flow.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-07-01 19:39 [#01262830]
Points: 6045 Status: Lurker



rap is so silly


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-07-01 19:54 [#01262848]
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im drunk,
listenin' to aaron funk,
got more beats than a horny monk.


 

offline andrew childers on 2004-07-01 20:00 [#01262856]
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y yo yo oyoy yo oyo yo yooo

its andrew childers
and im in the house
i got you in my trap
like you're some kinda mouse

x-l-tronic is the place to be
them big scary eyeballs
are wachin you and watchin me

the curbcreeper says
that rap is so silly
but that fool dont know
lat it's actually illy

and by illy, i mean ill
you better take a pill
so that you can chill
yall know the deal

but maybe pill aren't your thing
and you'd rather take a sip
of a bottle of robotussin
so you can take a trip

like my man monoid
who's up in his room
postin on the board
he's about to meet his doom

cause we're in a battle
and in stead of dxm
im trippin of intelligence
so i can bury him

yeeeeaaaah booooooyyyyyy



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-01 20:24 [#01262880]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



damn andrew that shit was wack
i'm gettin some damn vanilla ice flash backs


 

offline andrew childers on 2004-07-01 20:55 [#01262896]
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whatever it's great


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-01 23:10 [#01262960]
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Hey yo
My style is awesome
like a motha fuckin' possum
I hang off tries and shit
Smoke till I fall to my knees and never quit.
I poop in urinals located in foreign airport terminals
just to make sure my notoriety as a criminal is DEEPLY
subliminal.

And I like puppies and kitties


 

offline optimus prime on 2004-07-01 23:40 [#01262967]
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ogres and beatniks know how to freak it.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-01 23:41 [#01262969]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



what the fuck is that son?
who cares? NO ONE
you can shit on your mom if you want to impress me
cause if we're talking about rhymes you don't even contest
me
if i was switched with your daddy then i guess he just
blessed me
cause back in the real world he just got down on his best
knee

(like he's sucking my dick)


 

offline optimus prime on 2004-07-01 23:42 [#01262971]
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that last verse is the chorus sung by three different people
in three different octaves.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-07-01 23:59 [#01262976]
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sip-pin - on - my - mil - lah - light,
bitches were bouncin, and their asses were tight.
got my niggah tebou, screamin on the mic
she may eat pussy, but you know she aint no dyke.
she rhymes real well, and her spellin at that great,
but throw her a beer, and she's a whole lot tah hate.
i know this fella named matt, yeah he's a fuckin queer,
if you see him wearing panties, don't you dare fuckin
stare.
i may not be as pretty as those other girls you see,
but if you call me ugly, i'll kick you where you pee.

tah dahhhhhhhh. that took me 3 and a 1/2 minutes.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-02 00:03 [#01262980]
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Slide my credit card through your soul
with the stripe out
Sucker punch you in the cake hole
knocked your lights out
Reading magazines in the Dentists office
freaks me right out
You like to get in touch with your feminine side
I saw ya dyke out.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-02 02:55 [#01263068]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



one time...

... two time...


 

offline faaip_de_oiad from Sirius (United States) on 2004-07-02 03:24 [#01263076]
Points: 764 Status: Lurker



So come on mother fucka just try to knife this,
you'll be layin' in ditch, yeah cold and lifeless

Sunday strolls turn up dead dog bones
Jibber-Jabberin' on cellular phones
A slit wrist welcomes you home,
to a slug POW! Straight to your dome...


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-02 03:45 [#01263087]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



here you have it mothafuckaz
feel the power of reel rockarzzz
i fuck you in the eyes
i fuck you in the mouth
no need to cry no need to shout
BOUUTH

w00f w00f

when the steel in my hand 's going cut your head
cut your ass cut your dick - you 'aint feel so bad ?

in the time you will be like
crazy droid - peeck peeck
but for now i'ma tellin you
DONT SWEAP THE TECHNIQUE



 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-02 03:49 [#01263090]
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b7
;)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-02 03:49 [#01263092]
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hahahahaahah


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-02 03:54 [#01263093]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



im not banned i'ma here
im still using peer2peer
if i want i will kill
.....no time for chill



 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-07-02 03:57 [#01263094]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker



*hands the samurai a mic*



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-02 03:57 [#01263095]
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are you on slsk now? whats your username?


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-02 04:19 [#01263104]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



eh, my provider has blocked p2p. so slsk is recently off.
anyway, if im there, im there as hyakusen.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-02 06:41 [#01263231]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



'in the time you will be like
crazy droid - peeck peeck
but for now i'ma tellin you
DONT SWEAP THE TECHNIQUE'

fucking lol


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-02 06:53 [#01263239]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



NO LOL'S ALLOWED ANYMORE


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-07-02 06:58 [#01263242]
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yeah, that's awesome! :)


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-02 07:01 [#01263244]
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It's true, too. The technique is not to be sweaped.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-07-02 08:02 [#01263281]
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you should think twice before you call me into battle
you better get a horse before you mount your saddle
i'm like a candy bar that threw away the wrapper
you hear applause it's cuz your mic is on a clapper

zebra's a pacifist but murder on the mic

i own the mountain while you're learning how to hike...

i ride a harley while you ride a three speed bike...

your mom will flood us if your finger leaves the dyke...

etc.



 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-07-02 08:22 [#01263300]
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Here on xltronic, people like to pass the chonic.



 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-07-02 08:24 [#01263303]
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too much chronic and your rhymes are turning cthonic


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-07-02 11:35 [#01263546]
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I shouldn't waste my time typing shit against these wack
rhymes,
If you were a real MC I'd have cut the fuckin mic line,
because even with a keystyle I'd beat you in double time,
Like anything you have, could even trouble mine.
haha, fuck that, I desimate you with such simplicity,
you couldn't crush my sound if you jumped on the speaker,
see,
Battle MC's on the electronic XLT, should retire before they
start or they'll need a tube to feed them G.

© lee stoned in the afternoon :D


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-02 11:42 [#01263552]
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g.
what a rhyme, spited out of ass
you think you are so good ? the make some fuckin mess
instead of beeing prick, instead of beeing twat
im tellin what you need to do and how you like that ?

you better go to school
and learn to rhyme you fool
my english's not the best
tho i fuck all the rest
and i fuck also you
what say you WHOO HOO HOO



 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2004-07-02 11:55 [#01263564]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



i'm a motherfucking robot, and that's a fact
my AI is advanced, and my beats are fat
my style is impregnable and rather uncouth
my beats will break you in half like i was sean booth

just let me know if you want to go to town
i'll slice your head up,
fold you in half like i was rob brown.

motherfuckers want to try to size me up like tate
bass beats manipulate your brain waves till you
disintergrate
got the upper hand cause you can rap faster?
i'll rape you sideways, diagonal like a boy scout troop
master

i saw your girl, she's ugly as sin!
looking at her is worse than listening to ventolin


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-07-02 11:56 [#01263565]
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haha

all you wrote was what I'd expect from blind dyslexic kid,
So shit it remined me of smojphace released by the Aphex
flid.
but suddenly the polish boy decided to grow some balls,
unlike his ancestors who just rolled over like a
ball,
and this time the UK won't come to your aide and save you,
because we aren't in the habit of fratenising with fools,
your rhyme scheme was some simple ABC style,
which makes me know if we met you'd be like South Parks,
Kyle.
VOMIT.



 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2004-07-02 12:00 [#01263568]
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im a fucking rap master!!
with a phasing rap blaster!
and these beats are faster,
than a coked up tap dancer

and if you wanna have sex,
youre out of luck!
my robot genetalia,
wont allow me to fuck!



 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-02 12:02 [#01263573]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



yo.

minimalist rap at it's finest.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2004-07-02 12:12 [#01263590]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



ecnadniarb and hyakusen, why don't you get married?
the two of you are busting rhymes like sexual fairies.
i'll bet you go to bed with a dong up your ass,
cause these rhymes i'm reading from you belong in my class!
and why are you poking fun at blind dyslexic kids?
i got your mommas pussy off an ebay bid
and she birthed you, the weakest MC that's ever been
i hope you things work out between you and hyakusen!
hope you guys are having fun!
i'm ashamed of you, my gay bastard son!


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2004-07-02 12:13 [#01263596]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



correction
these rhymes i'm reading from you belong in my class
these rhymes i'm reading from you DONT belong in
my class


Thank you.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-07-02 12:35 [#01263645]
Points: 2064 Status: Lurker



So far everyone's been about the battle rap.
I'd rather go abstact, stroking your wit with skill and
tact.
My mind gives birth to thought, cut the ambilacal,
lyrical styles run wild planting messages subliminal,
whispering to your id to overpower the ego,
we know the physic c4 is planted, explosion is imminent
murder the heart, massacre sentiment



 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-02 13:07 [#01263714]
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G.
mister endbsrbanbs, bleh , cough, what a rhyme
i bet you wank yourself in every free time
coz i can smell your penis from miles and miles away
and you should just consider its not the proper way
i
but what i want from you ? another smelly post ?
its not the place you want to be
its not some fuckin host
its not a serwer either
its not your fuckin house
i bet if i could only meet you i would smash you like small
mouse

so take you hands from cock dear twat
and feel what ROCK ON means
coz you have 30 minutes left
till i will blow your beans

you dont know what are beans ?
these are those tiny balls
you keep them there ensuring us that youre some sherlock
holmes
while only thing that you could find is little tiny dick
but heck, what iam suppose to do, youre just a little prick.


 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-07-02 13:08 [#01263716]
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baby got back- take it! *throws mic to random victim*


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-07-02 13:08 [#01263718]
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mertens rapping tactfully, that's you...
the sort of flow you'll likely get from the flu

watery effluvia with a hint of hip hop
we only want mc diarrhea to stop



 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-02 13:13 [#01263727]
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you shut up you shut up you up you shut up you shut up
youre acting like some little tiny smelly grunchy cat
you know what we are doing with the cats around these place
?
i'll bet you do, in other way - look at your twatty face


 


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