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A show starring Hank and Brian. This is a two headed creature.. ok, let's make it a human creature. That will require less tricky special effects or makeup. Ok, well actually I have not thought of it yet and am making this up as I go. To tell you the truth, I don't even have a broad idea of what "it" stands for. Ok, I got it. It's like a TV show as I said, starring Hank and Lisa, a two headed human creature. Hank is legally retarded and Lisa is legally a genious (except in France of course where it is against the law to be a genious, even one spelled incorrectly). Now, of course people will find it inconvnient, in some instances, to refer to this creature as "Brad and Lisa". I mean that's 3 syllables. For example: "Brad and Amy, can you please pass the vegetables?" You get the idea. So anyway, the creature as a whole, with both heads inculded, will have a single name also, Ravenclaw, though it is still obviously possible to refer to Ryan or Lisa individually in communication. Now of course Ravenclaw also has three syllables, just like "brad and lisa", however given that I have most recently changed their names to Ryan and Lisa, you are in fact losing one whole syllable for every time you refer to Ravenclaw. Given that Ravenclaw will be a complete outcast from society where nobody talks to him.. or them.. much less has the need to refer to them by name, either individually or as a whole, this will increase name calling efficiency by at most 0 porcent. Do you think this can be a hit tv show from what I've written so far? Think "friends". |
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wow, I could be arsed reading past "A show", that's a new record for me. Thanks. |
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noope nooooope, there are in fact, seventeen syllables in "brad and lisa". Sorry for the incorrect data. |
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*imagines he was a two headed creature with w M w as the other half and cries* |
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I think you just stated the complete opposite of what you meant due to your careless o----mittance of "not", and your horrifying e----mitance of that ghastly smell. Please read it ecnadniaf. Please. I wrote it. You're here. It's right there. To read; just for you. Just use your eyes. Do it for the baby that grows inside my womb. Brainsnag, look at me. .. . . . You are the father. |
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Ok, the story continues to develope. This creature, whom... hh ... hwom... whome w home, anyway "whome" or something you may either refer to as "ravenclaw" or as "Ted and Lisa" was the child of w M w and Brainsnance. It was one of those miracle births, like with the famous Circus clowns Mary and Jesus, because w M w was a virgin. All brainsnaf did was touch him a little bit with his tongue and maybe his poisonous sperm injecting claws. Ok... I can't really think of anything else for now, but this is definately going somewhere. |
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*suddenly realizes I've had a "kick me" sign taped to my back all day* |
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Do you know why this topic is good? Because of my free avatar. Don't let the quantity of my replies give you any ideas that there is anything lacking in quality. Read them all. |
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Ok. I'll just wait for awhile for someone else to contribute to this conversation. No rush. I'll just wait patiently over here. *dum dee dum* |
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What the hell? Like, 3 other topics started to appear above mine in the messageboard. I think it has something to do with the replies. KEEP REPLYING TO THIS PLEASE. Hopefully that will circumvent this weird xltronic bug. |
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I want to be a beautiful ballerina someday. Ok, I have reported the problem to the moder8orz. So you should see this topic on your screen soon. When you see it, please reply in it. Thanks. |
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If I made a book called "Attention Seeking: part 3", would you buy it, even if there was no part 1 or 2? Get back to me. |
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The image of a starfish getting sexual relief from running itself down a cheesegrater. |
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Do you have this image? I would like it to be on the front cover of my book. |
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What about pets? a parrot which is half tumor which constantly attacks a triplet of dogs who attempt to be forming a tower (2 of them standing on another's back, 2 of them receiving) at all times? the dogs are collectively referred to as Rasputin and the parrot is violet. |
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take feelings more seriously |
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It should be, you gave it to me. I can't remember the topic but I admire your posts from time to time. That had me in fits.. this is a pretty dry response. I can't provide the entertainment you need, don't rely on me. I'd certainly buy your book however so hopefully that's something. |
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I agree with what sneakattack said in the following excerpt on page 73 in volume three of his series of books titled "An in Depth Response to w M w's Topic 'I've thought of it (period)'": quote: "ecnadniarb is a fag" (unquote) I think this excerpt, more than any other, really sums up the true nature of ecnadniarb in the most efficient compact way. It's a poetic sentence almost. It resounds in truth. It's like a beautiful mathematical formula. |
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I am so honored that you would buy my book that I would in fact go out of my way to sell it to you, thus making it possible to buy. Provided "going out of my way" does not involve distances over seven feet. I loved your dry response. I have posted it on my refrigerator using a thumtack (not a magnet, because it is made of cardboard) and have already licked it. But I will surely lick it some more after I log off. |
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It is only $79.99 too (a special deal for you only because of the picture). |
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You need one (1) girlfriend. |
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Oh, here's a new interesting character who has entered my friend. Hello sunshine bear! Thank you for your contribution which was a subconscious sociopolitical move to knock me down a rung in the pecking order so you might have access to more mates for yourself. You can have them. Spread your genes. I want to kill as many copies of you as I possibly can when I am digitally reborn in 1947 (in the future time will start going backwards until the "future" 1947). You have emphasized "one" by symbolizing it in two different ways. I will perhaps take your advice and dump my other two girlfriends thus making the number equal 1. |
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i think about periods a lot too. |
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Look at my face for gods sake. Some of us simply have no choice but to derive life purpose from posting on messageboards as opposed to obtaining girlfriends. But like I said this is not me, as I currently have 5 like I told you before. (note: friend= thread in first sentence of my last post. This is not an edit, just a notification of the secret code) |
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I didn't want to come off as harsh. But it's something you should take into account. |
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Yeah. My six girlfriends all have their periods on the same day generally and I let them do it on my face. I still havn't quite figured this out yet, I know they have those biological "clothes" down there... so does it come out of their belly button or something? Oh wait, I know, I've seen it lots of times. *goes to play nintendo and masturbate* |
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That primitive form of replication will be superseded by a new form, which will in turn be superseded. Thank you for your suggestion though, drone. |
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emperor tomato ketchup. |
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I wish there weren't such strictly enforced sex regulations in poshnu. |
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wait, what channel is this on? |
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70-b |
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Are there anymore questions? I will be here to answer them all night. |
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:( my tv only goes up to channel 8d... will the two-headed monster be a vegetarian? |
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Do you know what? I like you so much.. that I will put you in charge of the vegetarianism (or lack thereof) of Ravenclaw. (The show is in the process of being created remember. In fact I think I shall make it a videogame instead. What do you think, tv show or videogame? You can be in charge of that too if you want the responsibility.) |
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*bump* |
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Thank you for your support. You can be in charge of advertising if you like. There is no pay... Ok, there is negative 1 dollar an hour pay BUT, it's a very easy and prestigious position. All you have to do is bump the thread once, thus helping advertising it to the public. In fact, you already completed the job and I will now pay you negative one dollar. I know it only took one minute, but we round all minutes up. Now please give me a dollar or I will sue you. |
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Could I handle nothing, along with you? Way I see it there is enough for two. |
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OK, I took some coins out of Phobia-zeros Lamborghini which should cover the one dollar I owe you. |
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What if I happened to be a wheelchair bound quadrapalegic who has been suicidal for not being able to get a girlfriend due to my condition. You wouldn't feel so proud of your "non harsh" ninja chop then, would you. |
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perhaps one head will be a vegetarian and the other head will only eat raw, red meat. that's like an odd couple match made in tv heaven! i don't like responsibility, so i vote "no". |
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*starts to cry and tries to wipe away the tear, then realizing I have no arms to do so* Sneak attack, I prohibit you from being ANY part of this! In fact, I make you in charge of NOTHING! Ha ha ha! |
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try using tongue for tears. |
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ok, I lied and will not be here all night. Goodbye, you will hear from my people when this is finished. I don't have any people.. so I suppose that implies that this will never be finished. |
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Thanks! |
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best thread ever |
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best thread ever |
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you get this fantastic fan! |
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w M w wins the imagination award |
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"Cool" |
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i read the entire first post, without laughing then, i read wMw's 7 post monologue, and burst out laughing :D |
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