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Advicce on getting over this before I go down to Texas and kill her? maybe I should be a monk, for real. And put......barbed wire on my cooter. No entry, no sir. Sorry, I'm a horny weepy drunk ho right now. |
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sleep is required for proper function |
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No.........dont like the peen, and sure enough dont like the fake ones. Especially not the ones made of dough that you speak off. |
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I cant sleep because girl suck. And I am one. Damn, I'm like ....fucked, huh? |
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cry and masturbate like in that david lynch movie. itd be all funny and stuff |
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yeah go to sleep, you can be a unicorn or a deck of cards there |
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I didnt understand a word in this thrrad... but I think lesbian sex is involved? |
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ooh yeah, you'd get all of that shaky cam stuff showing the patio. nice. |
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I don't think any is involved, no. but that may just be exactly the problem. you may have put your finger right on it, nacm. so to speak. |
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you remind me of sandy from spongebob hay-jah! |
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is it trendy these days to tell people you're drunk? |
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It's trendy to ring marlowe at 3am till 6am when your drunk |
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weirdo. |
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but sandy's from texas and tough too |
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girls are useless in the time of internet pornography. |
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you seem to be a bit like squidward at times mr qrter |
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and you like Bassie, from Adriaan. |
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[OT]I met a really hot italian girl last night. I got her # score one for Matt. [/OT] |
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that aint bassie |
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i'm not being rrude when i say i don't feel sorrrry forr you. it's cold, i'm brroke and i'm lonely, verry lonely, but i'm not allowed to moan orr feel sorrrry forr myself orr i'm an attention whorre. |
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aw, poor anus come here *hugs* |
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don't, big, don't |
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oh *hugs himself* |
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well, do let me know when there's anything i can do for you |
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Go down to Texas and kill her. Then go to Nashville and join a country trio or something. |
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Word. |
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it's you. |
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only if you're adriaan then |
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you should shave off her eyebrows! |
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nope. |
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shave off your own as well! |
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You are a girl who was in a relationship with a girl from texas... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... This comedy doesn't get better! Milk it good. |
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i'm not sure i get it... you got drunk and went with a girl for love-stuff even though she did bad things to you before, because you were drunk, and you regret it now? ' _ ' |
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doesnt she just mean she's drunk and sad about a girl? |
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It is because physt owned her 50 bucks that physt needed to pay rent. Some bitch took the money and got ice-cream to stand in a corner to get more money while selling herself... it is 1000% profit, considering how much ice cream you can get for 50$. Sometimes people get drunk to get the courage to spit the words out. Comedy darling, (or was it tragedy??) No professional hoe calls herself a hoe but looks for a rich man to live with. It is about earning a status, not loosing it. It is never about "where" and "when"...it is always about "how much". I don't like you. You ain't ELITE You still need a lot of cereal... No I am not implying height but doing things the right way. Your body is a tool, if you really are a hoe. You are destroying tools. You are not only damaging your body but environment too. Get rid of your soul. It is dying with you while you think that it is immortal. It is your sickness. There is a certain type of pheromone that.... ah! nevermind. I blame your parents not the person that left you. Do you know how happy you were when you were a kid ? |
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you were happy because you were innocent. |
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:( |
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PhystPhukt If I become a crossdresser, will you marry me? I have a very unisex appearance (I mean, my face). |
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PhystPhukt didn't really go to texass to kill her did she? |
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Sure I'll marry you! |
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I hate Sponge Bob. |
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:( |
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I'm more of the Ren and Stimpy type. |
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me to... so let's set a date for the marriage. I'll give you another five years to find a girl to marry, and if you (and I) are still single in five years, we'll get married, and it will be the begining of the most joyfilled time in our lives. |
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stimpy you eeeeeeediot |
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Cant hardly wait, man. |
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i like them both. |
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eww |
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i can hardly fathom the irrationality of a relationship involving one female. two must be a vortex of emotional unpredictability. |
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