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stop making shitty posts! be more like me! |
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oh dear |
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I thought you scraped your hand, but that image clearly shows your foot, and two healthy hands. |
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hey i am a little drunk and loving everyone. |
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injecting in a foot vein. :( |
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SO FAR this thread is 100% quality. Keep it up, champions. let the drivel drown the other threads!!! |
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Inject Hg into your jugular. See what happens. |
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You starting this again? I am armed to the teeth now, and have no scruples preventing me from crushing you. Remember the meaning of your avatar, quadruped. |
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I was referring to ecnadniarb actually. Oh I see. See what happens. That's what you wrote some weeks ago. I guess my lack of originality haunts me again. It was subconscious anyway. Maybe your faux arrogance produces an aura that influences everyone around. I didn't get the avatar remark. |
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this thrread makes me want to crreate. |
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doomed puppy: -1 |
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Can't beat a bit of french |
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I remember when sneakattack wasn't this rabid, thread battering, anal tissue tearing, stormtrooper of sex. I am glad those days have gone. |
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Uma Thurman makes me harrd. |
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sneakattack = moon monster |
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I will indulge you: "You are the neurotic self important genious, who imposes his brilliance upon his meeker familiars, and I am the bum ,who repeatedly stabs you in the throat with broken glass when you go to a 7-11 to buy milk for your ulcer." |
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Uma Thurman makes me larrd. |
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Actually I think you're a pretty nice guy, and I knew you were talking to ecna, but this board seems to love vitriol, so I satiated my boredom and latent aggression in one act of blithe stupidity!!! sorry!!!! GREETINGS MAPPATAZEE |
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Uma Thurman makes me barrd. |
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let me summarize that without the stupid speak: bored, angry Anus: isn't she a little weird looking? A friend of mine is crazy about her. |
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She tends to have weirrd looking days now, as she gets olderr. But when she was young, yum yum. |
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She's dried up guy |
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I still like Rosanna Arquette. Has that got anything to do with anything? I don't know. I still hold a candle for Jenny Agutter (in a sexy way). I have a sneaking suspicion that sneakattack has hit the booze, and i for one, would applaud him were it true. |
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Jenny Agutter, my oh my. |
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Hey screw your theories, I'm still perfectly pristinely clean. |
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I was just giving you an excuse to gnaw on my bones. Now you just strip me of the worth I've got left by dismissing me. Well that's life. |
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Oh go on, have a light beer, see what happens. You might get even more apeshit crazy on all fours, that I'd like to see. |
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you could have responded to my kindness with a homosexual comment, and that would have shut me the fuck up for days. dog_belch, if I could uphold it, I would promise to meet you within the next 5 years and get roaring drunk with you (I actually haven't touched alcohol in 6 months--I'm a turd), but I'm tied here for two years and can't foresee where I fly after that. |
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Thanks AP, get a load of this... |
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Woah |
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You meant "Thanks AP, get a load on this..." |
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Uma thurman is Teh Hotness. |
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*saved* verry nice indeed. |
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That's true. Thank goodness for my laminating machine. |
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well this thread was designed to land me insults--nice to see that the present direction is .. QED |
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Can I give you another one? Insult I mean. |
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sneak your recent trolling has left me feeling utter distain towards yourself. Kindly desist with this negative behaviour or I will be forced to let you incur my wrath in the form of pictures of standard jelly babies which accurately depict the colour, shape and size of your penis at 1:1 scale. |
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yes yes, this is more like it. except, ecna, that's delicious. |
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yes, it wouldn't really work as I would enjoy stuffing replicas of your penis into my mouth, feeling the juice as it ignited my taste buds and trickles seductively down my throat. Which some people might consider a bit gay or something. |
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Aptly enough, I choose this moment to tell you that I love you. |
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I would love you also except that I, today, declared my never ending love for a 74 year old lollipop lady called Doris who is coming around to suck my lollipop in about 30 minutes. |
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speaking of which, I'm going to leave now to use me candied knob to solve the universe's hunger problems (only here on earth, since other species aren't as retarded as us). I'm actually half serious; dinner time. |
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You are like the slime that covers the surface of my toaster. Concentrated saturated fat produced by months of constant grilling of cedar cheese. You are gooey, you smell bad and you're a breeding ground for fungi and bacteria. You are probably gonna give a stroke in a few years. |
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I left this window open just to see this thread upon my stunning return from dinner-battle. thank you, thank you, thank you. |
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