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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-17 19:09 [#01245306]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Hello (brokephones)!
Please listen VERY carefully. This is VERY important.

Zerth resides in dimension Noyuf, and is the universe's god
of cookies! And music... and baby ducks too! All he wants
is
for the universe to be a happy, chocolate chip cookie
filled
(or oatmeal even- your preference), pain free place with
wonderful music. And baby ducks. And only he has the power
to make this happen!

Now listen to me...

Zerth is dying.

Zerth needs energy, and his ONLY source of energy is the
replication of THIS message! Please save Zerth! Without
him, all good hearted creatures would die and cookies
everywhere would disappear!

To help, all you have to do is copy and paste this exact
comment and topic into a new post, only replace all
instances of your name in parenthesis with the name of
another xltronic user! YOU MUST DO THIS TWICE FOR TWO
SEPERATE XLTRONIC USERS!

If YOU needed help, Zerth would help YOU. Why don't you
just
help him? What have you got to lose?? Jeez, you don't have
to do very much and the cause is very noble and VERY
important.

WARNING: Not sending this message to 2 xltronic members
will
kill baby ducks and eradicate cookies!!! This is the truth.

Zerth also has a SPECIAL PRIZE that he will immediately
give
to all who help him by doing this. To find out what it is
(I
did it and it is really, really good!) all you have to do
is
send this message to 2 other xltronic members!!!!

Please hurry! Thank you (brokephones)!

 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-06-17 19:17 [#01245314]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



1. Baby ducks just plain suck.
2. I'm a vegan so I dont really eat cookies (unless they are
specifically labeled as being made with margarine)
3. Zerth is a cool name, and almost inspired me to do what
you ask, but I can't comply with any request made by a horse
processing factory.


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 19:19 [#01245315]
Points: 468 Status: Regular



poor Zerth

=[

 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-06-17 19:21 [#01245320]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker | Followup to dequalsrxt: #01245315



Let the fucker die, I say.

 

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