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dorkFister's 1st track is completed!
 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 15:46 [#01233553]
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hi, my loves! dorkFister's 1st track, AlexFolland Jerks Off is
completed and ready for you to lissen! I think it is
awesome! I hope you love it !


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-10 15:49 [#01233556]
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hah that vocal sample is genius


 

offline telica from london/york on 2004-06-10 15:49 [#01233557]
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ace.
downloading....
what have you done to it since i heard the work-in-progress
last night?


 

offline neh from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-10 15:49 [#01233558]
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he finished it ;)


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-10 15:50 [#01233559]
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what a treat, i haven't heard gabber since 1995
thx dorkfister


 

offline Lex from Waterloo (Canada) on 2004-06-10 15:50 [#01233560]
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YES! I am AlexFolland, by the way.

*jerks off*


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-10 15:50 [#01233562]
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JESUS FUCK HOW DID YOU CRAM SO MUCH HOMOSEXUALITY INTO ONE
TRACK?!


 

offline telica from london/york on 2004-06-10 15:54 [#01233569]
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smooth, alex. real smooth...


 

offline optimus prime on 2004-06-10 15:54 [#01233571]
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i actually think it needs a bit more gay.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 15:54 [#01233572]
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HAHA! THAT MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING! thanks shane!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-10 15:54 [#01233573]
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/me logs onto soulseek


 

offline telica from london/york on 2004-06-10 15:55 [#01233574]
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do you really need to ask? it's paul - what do you expect?
hehe


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-10 15:55 [#01233575]
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It's the aural equivilent of the sacred art of masturbation,
with the furious strokes at the end finished off with
blissfull calm, CLIMAX. Maybe try and add some filters to
those preset wanking sounds.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-10 15:56 [#01233579]
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Oh my


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 15:57 [#01233581]
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I have invented the genre of GAYCORE!!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-10 15:58 [#01233583]
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when you've gone off being gay you'll wonderr what you werre
thinking.

not that i've hearrd the trrack. i want to though.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-10 16:00 [#01233588]
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LAZY_SAMPLE


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 16:09 [#01233602]
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When you've gone off your AntiDepressants, you'll wonder why
you could never think clearly.

Not that I've heard you.

=$


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-10 16:11 [#01233605]
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i wish i knew what the =$ thing meant, then i'd know how to
take that

:( i hope i didn't offend you.



 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-06-10 16:14 [#01233611]
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i think it's a pretty solid track. the drum programming is
very nice. good melodies.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 16:17 [#01233621]
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Not much, Carl. Not much - I hope you enjoy the track! =)

r40f! thank youu very much !


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-10 16:21 [#01233624]
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f'in obscenities followed by a techno funeral, leading onto
musical intercourse... all carried out in the rain.

sounds like another subtle track from mr.paul f savage AKA
dorkFister... :P



 

offline optimus prime on 2004-06-10 16:23 [#01233630]
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pure white hot hatred takes the cake from little sally can't
look straight cross-eyed child forcing out of girlhood
bigger than chocolate sundays and easter tuesdays breaking
rabbit stew over chinese new years jesus comes early to lay
his eggs stirring omelets smelling of vomit and ethiopian
church basements !!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN !!!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 16:25 [#01233638]
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thanks jack =) Are we EVER to properly collaborate, or are
our new styles too detached from one another!


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-10 16:33 [#01233658]
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it's pretty gay
i wonder if the organ is as hardcore gay as the rest though,
yeah probably
yay gay


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2004-06-10 16:47 [#01233679]
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i feel remorse for having played the bassline to this
flagrantly homosexual song.

and im a bit sad that paul did not mention neither mine nor
alex's contributions to this song.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-10 16:49 [#01233684]
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are you saying you played the bassline to this song?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 16:50 [#01233685]
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It's all in the ID3 tags! And in the song details on Zebox!


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-10 16:53 [#01233689]
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or are you one of those flagrantly homosexuals?


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2004-06-10 16:55 [#01233692]
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nah - im a flagrant heterosexual.

flamboyantly anti-faggot.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 16:57 [#01233695]
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the next dorkFister track, AlexFolland Bares All should be
ready within the week! (so I've been informed!)


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-10 16:59 [#01233699]
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which alex contributed?


 

offline Lex from Waterloo (Canada) on 2004-06-10 17:07 [#01233715]
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Well, you can probably look forward to the next track within
a week. AlexFolland Bares All!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 17:13 [#01233735]
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I should have said earlier: dorkFister are me, cort, and
Alex ... cort played bass, Alex provided the "fuck me you
cunt" sample, the heavy breathing, and the jerking off, and
I did the rest =)


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-10 17:19 [#01233755]
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damn, that's cool
i play guitar, but im not homosexual enough im afraid


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-06-10 17:33 [#01233800]
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that ruled :)


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 17:46 [#01233830]
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Thanks Johnny! :D I can't wait for Saul X Baker, CEO of
KILLBOT records to hear it!


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2004-06-10 17:48 [#01233833]
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no no no - its not a gay band.

paul = gay
lex = bi
me = straight

so no more heteros - there is only an opening for an asexual
person, im looking at you uzim.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 18:10 [#01233873]
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Uzim is cute - he fits the image perfectly, cort ! :D!


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-06-10 18:22 [#01233900]
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im non-sexual :)


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2004-06-10 18:23 [#01233903]
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then get out.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-10 18:35 [#01233918]
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You've passed the audition - welcome to dorkFister!


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-06-10 18:38 [#01233922]
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ill be in the corner levitating :)


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-10 18:39 [#01233923]
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I'm just sexu-... no *shakes head*


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2004-06-10 19:29 [#01233974]
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hahah - resist the urges of the pink side...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-11 03:41 [#01234505]
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Cort and Alex, I have the idea for AlexFolland Bares All ...
the one AFTER that will have the funky basslines =) So get
them down while I write this one =)

YAY


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2004-06-11 04:22 [#01234640]
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That voice sounds familiar!!!

You still putting these things together in cool edit?


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-06-11 04:35 [#01234666]
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it sounded very empty


 

offline polygonwrong from United Kingdom on 2004-06-11 04:57 [#01234696]
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bangin, nice n bangin


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-11 05:31 [#01234746]
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Yup - I used Reason and Cool Edit, with samples of Cort's
nice bass playing and Lex's ... samples. :D


 


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