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i was recently stalked by a tramp
 

wizards teeth on 2002-01-10 17:48 [#00068105]



Does this conclude that I was stalked by a tramp in my city
?

These three scenarios occured in the space of a few months

1. I was out on the piss with my mates and we were sitting
in the city centre at approximately nine pm waiting for some
people. A tramp was sitting next to us and I gave him one
pound so he could buy himself some soup. I noticed he then
started doing something with his hand near his crotch. The
next thing i noticed he had his chonker out and it looked
like he was attempting to make it stand to attention.
Luckily it remained flacid and he just had a piss. I wonder
if he mistook my financial gesture as a payment for a
"special favour".

2. I then was in a local electronic shop a few weeks later
and he was standing next to me attempting to exchange a
walkman for cash.

3. I was then walking in the city centre whilst on a night
out and walked passed the tramp again. He said "Hiya" in a
very camp voice.

I am not against gays, tramps, prostitutes or gay prostitute
tramps. But do you lot think i should watch out ?

Thanks for your help
Teeth

 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-10 17:51 [#00068106]



place sandwiches within a subway, distracting all tramps
within 5 miles. do this daily, as they will leave you alone
for the sandwiches.


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-10 17:53 [#00068107]



do this only if you are rich or own a deli.

 

dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2002-01-10 18:19 [#00068114]



Start stalking him back with a damned machette and a roll of
cling-film!



 

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