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wizards teeth on 2002-01-10 17:48 [#00068105] | |||||||||
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Does this conclude that I was stalked by a tramp in my city ? These three scenarios occured in the space of a few months 1. I was out on the piss with my mates and we were sitting in the city centre at approximately nine pm waiting for some people. A tramp was sitting next to us and I gave him one pound so he could buy himself some soup. I noticed he then started doing something with his hand near his crotch. The next thing i noticed he had his chonker out and it looked like he was attempting to make it stand to attention. Luckily it remained flacid and he just had a piss. I wonder if he mistook my financial gesture as a payment for a "special favour". 2. I then was in a local electronic shop a few weeks later and he was standing next to me attempting to exchange a walkman for cash. 3. I was then walking in the city centre whilst on a night out and walked passed the tramp again. He said "Hiya" in a very camp voice. I am not against gays, tramps, prostitutes or gay prostitute tramps. But do you lot think i should watch out ? Thanks for your help Teeth |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-10 17:51 [#00068106] | |||||||||
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place sandwiches within a subway, distracting all tramps within 5 miles. do this daily, as they will leave you alone for the sandwiches. |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-10 17:53 [#00068107] | |||||||||
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do this only if you are rich or own a deli. |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2002-01-10 18:19 [#00068114] | |||||||||
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Start stalking him back with a damned machette and a roll of cling-film! |
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