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Last minute booking -- it will generate postive publicity for our establisment, Mr. Alex. |
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Oh yes, very good, Mr. Paul. Now we can renovate the RETARDS AND SPAZZIES department into a THORA HIRD MEMORABILIA department. |
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oh my! she's glowing!! she must be an alien or a living lamp dressed like a girl or god or something!!! |
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i would like to buy an Exit, please. or an Escape, depends on the price. |
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its just what happens when she gets embarrased... |
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hi jack. |
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hello *waves slightly over eagerly* |
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it can be embarassing. |
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SELF-LOVE has been moved from beside the FRUITS section, and has been locked in a filing cabinet with a 'Beware of the Leopard' sticker on it, in the basement. The key is available on request. |
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*flips head up suddenly from lying facedown on the counter* mmmI wasn't asleep. SLEEP is now in the aft section, just before the Hall of Mirrors. Please don't wander off into said Hall of Mirrors, up till now 23 people have gone missing in there. |
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Has EUPHEMISTIC MASTURBATION moved? I'm a sensitive and rather romantic consumer. *mildly gothic sigh* |
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We have confirmation that a 24th has been lost, possibly beheaded by shards of broken mirror-glass, broken when a herd of water buffalo stampeded whilst being unattended. Stand by for more information as and when it comes... In the mean-time, enjoy this easy-listening version of ''Blue Flowers''. |
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Oh mr. Paul that is an exquisite easy-listening version of "Blue Flowers"! Very easy on the ears.. Might I recommend an even more easy-listening version of Sir Paul McCartney's classic "Ebony and Ivory" next..? |
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A swing version of vivadi's four seasons would greatly enhance my shopping pleasure. I may even write a Strongly-Worded-Letter. |
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Patrons, please note that 2005 Diaries are now on sale in the main foyer on the mezzanine level. They are reasonably priced, and 50 pence of each diary sold goes to the Deformed Children of Zimbabwe charity (reg. charity no. 2095487). Thank You. |
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I'm truly sorry for the Children of Zimbabwe, but i'm afraid i've exhausted my spare change on the "Arty Kids of Darfur" (reg. charity no. 413556C.) Basically, Zimbabwe can suck my dirty nozzle. |
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Please note that Negro Jass has been discontinued owing to excessive pilferage by certain less-desirable elements of the patronage. |
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i should punch myself for it, but ive spent a hour researching furry communities. that gets a hard on over (1) drawn (2) pornography of (3) inflated (4) latex (5) animals |
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holy fucking hell... i don't know if i should laugh, sigh or bash my head against the wall. by looking at the pictures, those people could as well be turned on by normal disney movies o_O "nice" find JAroen! |
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Ahahahah, eww. How does this shit proliferate? It's so bizarre. |
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