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offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-06-08 19:17 [#01230249]
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do you believe in them? i know i do, because mine are
always right on the nose.... but then again, i could just be
naive/gullible.
who knows.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-08 19:17 [#01230251]
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no, I don't.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-08 19:17 [#01230252]
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Naive/gullible it is.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-08 19:18 [#01230255]
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i don't...sometimes i'd like to though.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-06-08 19:19 [#01230256]
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Yes I beleive. Like this one I read once said "today you
will find love" and sure enough I did...it was dried to a
kleenex I had left on top of my TV for disposal.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-06-08 19:21 [#01230260]
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good fro you ecnadniarb. i'm happy you found love.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-08 19:22 [#01230261]
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you fell in love with a your sperm?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-08 19:22 [#01230262]
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no, i put no credit in them at all.

they can be fun though.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-08 19:22 [#01230263]
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A YOUR OWN SPERM!!


 

offline Clic on 2004-06-08 19:28 [#01230276]
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Nope.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-06-08 19:31 [#01230284]
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ooooooooooo


Attached picture

 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-06-08 19:40 [#01230305]
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Vanity is a horrible affliction :(

I framed it and now it hangs on my wall like a picture of a
lost girlfriend.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-06-08 19:40 [#01230306]
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i do appreciate the symbolism of the zodiacs, and the
interactions of the equinox point


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-08 19:42 [#01230312]
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you pressed a thick wad behind the glass then?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 19:44 [#01230315]
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I have found, truthfully, that say, on a day to day basis
they might not be relevant, but when there's a crisis or
whatever, the are often uncannily accurate. And I'm a fully
paid up sceptic (though boozily susceptible to any old
tosh).


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-06-08 19:45 [#01230319]
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Well, it is framed in a display box with subtle ultraviolet
uplighting...it looks rather classy. I call it "Symbolic
Singularity". I am submitting it fot this years Turner
prize.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-08 19:55 [#01230332]
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it'll probably just get burnt to the ground before you even
get a smell of the money.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-06-08 19:59 [#01230334]
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seems to me that a lot of horoscopes (particularly the kind
found in women's magazines) are just so benignantly
ambiguous that regardless of what they say people will be
able to apply it to themselves...


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-06-08 20:00 [#01230336]
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I do sort of belive in astrology, but not the shit you read
in the paper


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-08 20:02 [#01230338]
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Why?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-06-08 20:08 [#01230343]
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well all this about the allignmet of planets and stuff. i
belive there a possibility that this could actually effect
you

I mean, if you can have actualy "lunar"tics then that's
proving that one planet can have an effect, why not others?

I don;t think it can tell you what's going to happen, but
you could predict a mood, and moods often effect you
reactions and decisions


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-08 20:12 [#01230350]
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The moon is a satellite, not a planet.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-08 20:15 [#01230353]
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yes, but that sattelite actually interacts with the Earth,
concerning ebb and flow.

I don't see that in planets. fuckin bastards.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-06-08 20:18 [#01230358]
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not in pOgO land


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-06-08 20:30 [#01230381]
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well, i don't believe in horrorscopes. i think they're a
gimmick for bored people to buy something extra on the
checkout line and to fill space under the comics section.
they're just broad statements that could apply to anyone.

but i couldn't resist checking mine out on the internet
since reading this little thread:

"Suddenly everyone seems alien to you. Are they going nuts?
Or are you?"

this isn't really a horoscope as much as a synopsis of my
every waking thought. maybe there's something to it... :)


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-06-08 20:35 [#01230387]
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Yavo's true to his sign

He's a gemini and it's obvious


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-06-08 21:07 [#01230415]
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i'm a gemini too.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-06-08 21:10 [#01230417]
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the horoscope i read for gemini today says that all
aquarius's are fucking cunts.
it put a smile on my face as i've found this to be quite
true.
(NOTE: sorry to any that i've offended, but i stand by my
convictions.)


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-08 21:11 [#01230418]
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Scorpio nigga


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-06-08 21:16 [#01230420]
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I'm a virgo


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-08 21:29 [#01230421]
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"Scorpios are the most intense, profound, powerful
characters in the zodiac. Even when they appear
self-controlled and calm there is a seething intensity of
emotional energy under the placid exterior. They are like
the volcano not far under the surface of a calm sea, it may
burst into eruption at any moment. But those of us who are
particularly perceptive will be aware of the harnessed
aggression, the immense forcefulness, magnetic intensity,
and often strangely hypnotic personality under the tranquil,
but watchful composure of Scorpio.

Scorpio is the symbol of sex and Scorpios are passionate
lovers, the most sensually energetic of all the signs."

MOST POWERFUL. P-P-P-POWWWERRR!



 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2004-06-08 23:51 [#01230471]
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sorry but all that horoscope bullshit is
just.........bullshit,............. watch the penn and
teller special :) :)


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-09 02:20 [#01230516]
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TAURUS


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-09 02:51 [#01230544]
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"Taurus governs the throat and neck and its subjects need to
beware throat infections, goiter and..."

HAHAH! GOITER! HAHAH!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-09 03:10 [#01230570]
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no.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-06-09 03:15 [#01230576]
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I don't buy into them, and I WON'T buy into them until the
Sagittarius column says ''you are going to do nothing all
day and then cap it off with a wank'' each and every day.


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-06-09 03:27 [#01230591]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict



Do yourselves a favour and spread your brains on the wall
like marmelade on a dry old piece of toast. You won't need
them anyway.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-06-09 03:40 [#01230602]
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thats not a moon.....

......its a SPACESTATION!


 

offline nacmat on 2004-06-09 07:43 [#01230906]
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sagitarious


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-09 07:47 [#01230915]
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I've found Capricorns to usually be interesting people...

Like me.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-09 07:50 [#01230922]
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Heh, crappicorns suck.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-06-09 07:53 [#01230925]
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<- late pisces


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-06-09 07:57 [#01230931]
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look into my eyes


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-09 08:06 [#01230937]
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I'm so tired right now...and when that loaded up I first
(only part was visible) assumed it was an animated gif.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-06-09 08:17 [#01230946]
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sleep...poppies will make you sleep.


 


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