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patrick bateman this..patrick bateman that.. is he tall?is he small? is he skinny or fat? is he gay or a real macho? is he great? is he a chicken nugget or an onion ring? i'm sure we all want to know more about this Excellent caracter that fulfill our lifes with radiant happiness and turkey stuffing salve |
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he likes Big Brother. |
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..and KEISHA! ..but that's all I know. |
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we don't care. please make better crap threads. |
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Indeed! Let's make this an Ask Patrick Bateman Asks thread! I ask you: What is your favourite episode of Eastenders? I like episode 865. |
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i don't get eastenders here. ask something else. |
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Keisha, you will be my wife. I DO NOT JEST! |
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Do you think Patrick Swayze has become too cynical? |
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dear patrick: what is the maximum amount of donkey semen you could hold in your mouth ? please reply using the metric system thanks |
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Keisha already IS my wife. my other wives are (I am a sheik with a harem): Lucy Liu, Zhang Ziyi, Beyoncé, J-Lo, Christina Aguilera, Christina Milian, Margaret Thatcher, Kristin Kreuk and Jessica Alba. |
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Does Maggie ever grow jealous of the younger, perter, less repulsive ladies in the harem? Or does she lead them in an arrogant and long-incumbent, but ultimately sociopathic and implosive right wing coalition? |
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nah. the man has a mullet. |
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clearly you have never been to the trendier districts of East London. the mullet is the retro-cynical, tongue-in-cheek haircut de jour for the overpreened fashionista set. |
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it's so passé. yankee soldier hair cut is the thing now. |
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i watched 'love actually' last night. it kinda surprised me how they made such a big deal about robert downy standing up to billy bob thorton. also keira knightly is too skinny. |
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dear patrick: i have another question for you. what would you eat with more ease and pleasure at the end of a drunken night? A)Donner or mixed kebab B)Bag of chips with salt and vinegar and 2 sausages C)Fried chicken and chips (snack box) |
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i think this is a good one. a jedy in a poetic modus is always a pleasure, no matter the content |
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Dear Patrick, If everyone in the Big Brother house was you, would you all gang up on the weakest Patrick, or would it be every Patrick for himself? Yours, VLetr |
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my dearest godel thanks for appreciating. |
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Patrick, where are you? It's really bugging me. Would Patrick turn on Patrick? The people - specifically, me - need to know. |
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Keira Knightly is a stupid skank. If I saw her walking down the street I would perform my bare knuckle special move from streets of rage on her. And I'm not talking about fisting. |
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them's fightin' words. c'mon, you know you want a slice of the keish. (see what i did there...?) |
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oh wait i thought you were dissing keisha. never mind. why isn't there an erase post button on this thing... |
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Ok. Whenever Keisha bitches about me leaving the toilet seat up I respond with a swift punch in the throat. |
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Who is Keisha? Sounds black. |
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i still like her, but she was too skinny in that shit movie. |
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Hugh Grant. Not Robert Downey Jr |
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wait.. it wasn't robert downy jr. it was hugh grant... ..same difference. |
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tee hee |
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Why donkey semen? I find it irrelevent as I could hold just as much donkey semen, beer or AIDS-blood from F. Mercury's rotted corpse in my mouth. They're all lickwids, brutter. |
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She IS black. And she has a nice black pussy but it's pink inside. |
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patrick, i forgot to put some water in my cookie dough. will the cookies be bad and chalky? |
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Probably. Dip them in milk before compsumption to negate the dehydrated effect. |
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you still didn't answer my question so how much? |
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Answer mine! What would be your strategy in a bb house full of Patricks? |
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It doesn't matter if people in the house don't like you, all that matters is public perception. I'd probably try to do sex with another Patrick beacuse that's what people like to watch. Some sex. |
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100cm^3 |
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a winning strategy. strange that you "do" sex, rather than "have" sex. please elaborate. |
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I do sex beacuse I am dominant. Say you were going to "have" some cake - you are insubordinate to the cake dictates whether or not you get the cake. Therefore I do the sex. |
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I would pick the scythe. |
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dear patrick : i got another one what would you rather fill your trousers pockets with? A)dog diarrhea B)cat diarrhea C)human diarrhea (not yours) |
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A and B I would feel at risk from Toxicara Canis/Felis therefore I'll pick C as it is the least repellent to me. |
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ok, so you're "doing" a clone of yourself. do you: (a) whisper sweet nothings in Patrick's pretty little earlobe; (b) call Patrick a dirty bitch and slap his ass; or (c) give Patrick a reach-around? |
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d) Close my eyes, fuck him in the ass and pretend it's Keisha |
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dear pat, may i call you pat? yet another intresting question you are walking home after eating your chips and sauges and the only way to reach your home is by walking thru a dark alley and 3 guys aproach you and want to rape you would you rather: A)Give a head to them B)Get fucked up the arse C)Do both. an opportunity like this is not likely to occur again so you rather enjoy it to the max |
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What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Center? |
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I'd give them head and bite their cocks off |
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Im dead against, people forget that traders need access TO DIXONS! |
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keisha's pink ass or keisha's pink pussy? |
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