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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-06-07 15:54 [#01227761]
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yes, I'm a flaming heterosexual, and this will not come as
a
surprise to many of you. many others won't care. others will

sip their red wine, take a toke, shrug, and return to
cataloguing their bongs alphabetically.



 

offline xceque on 2004-06-07 15:55 [#01227765]
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You're too late. All that crap was over hours ago.


 

offline tango from Doncaster (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-07 16:43 [#01227844]
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and perhaps the worst statesman for our kind


 

offline nacmat on 2004-06-07 16:44 [#01227845]
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no you are not


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-07 17:29 [#01227990]
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anyway, how would you know?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-06-07 17:30 [#01227993]
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let's celebrate our love for the opposite sex by beating up
fhags.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-07 17:30 [#01227994]
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um, why wouldn't he? :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-07 17:33 [#01228004]
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well, normally any tangible form of sexual intercourse is
needed to have any idea of what your sexuality could be and
even then it's still iffy.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-07 17:45 [#01228043]
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hmmmm...so it's impossible to not be attracted by men at
all?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-06-07 17:46 [#01228044]
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sexual orientation is overrated.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-07 17:47 [#01228048]
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no, but it's all more or less speculation until there's some
hands-on experience..


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-07 17:48 [#01228051]
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personally i don't want to experience men love. not at this
moment anyway.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-07 17:49 [#01228055]
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and i never had experience with men...must be something
wrong with me...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-07 17:50 [#01228058]
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hey, that wording was really classy!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-07 17:51 [#01228060]
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Yo yo while you're out gay bashin i'm gonna be at your house
fuckin your girlfriend. In the ASS.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-06-07 17:52 [#01228065]
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i thought heterosexual meant you have relations with girls


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-07 17:52 [#01228066]
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that was kind of my point, too.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-06-07 17:53 [#01228068]
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I'm a flaming hetero sexual to and the girls are very
thankfull for that


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-07 18:05 [#01228125]
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im a trolling heterosexual


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-07 18:56 [#01228228]
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That made me choke on my Alpen bar =)


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-06-07 18:57 [#01228232]
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i am a piece of crap.


 

offline Strange Times from Now On on 2004-06-09 04:23 [#01230663]
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Us heterosexuals are a dying breed, i tell ya!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-09 05:02 [#01230699]
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we can only hope and pray.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-06-09 05:05 [#01230704]
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im metro sexual. which means im straight but a little more
on the feminine side and comfortable with bisexual
tendencies.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-09 05:06 [#01230707]
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I'm naked. RIGHT NOW!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-06-09 05:07 [#01230710]
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I'm asexual!


 

offline fabrique from at sea level (Estonia) on 2004-06-09 05:07 [#01230711]
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It gay to be gay

Yay!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-09 05:08 [#01230715]
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metrosexual (a term coined in a newspaper to describe David
Beckham, apparently), is the worst term I've ever heard =)


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-06-09 05:10 [#01230718]
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why thankyou ;)


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-09 05:12 [#01230723]
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I am sure that you are very nice :p


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-06-09 05:13 [#01230724]
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I'm ruralsexual... i.e. I find my cousins attracted, and I
have sex with cows!


 

offline ISayNothing from Mt. Pus (Sweden) on 2004-06-09 05:14 [#01230726]
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i kinda like a bit of pet shop boys music. does that mean im
gay?



 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-06-09 05:19 [#01230733]
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Apparently "metrosexuality" was coined in 1994 as a
description of the lifestyle promoted by men's fashion
magazines. I agree though, it's an extraordinarily crap
term.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-06-09 05:20 [#01230735]
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I'm quatrosexual: I'm only attracted to Suzi Quatro.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-09 05:20 [#01230736]
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That is one of the funniest things you've said here, Jon.
Nice. =)


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-06-09 05:22 [#01230738]
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Metro Sexual

A Metro Sexual is a man who is not homosexual but is
feminine and is open minded about having bisexual
tendancies.



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-06-09 05:26 [#01230746]
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why must you laugh at my sexuality? :'(


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-09 05:34 [#01230758]
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what does metro mean? does it come from metropolitan or so?


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-09 05:36 [#01230761]
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also: heterosexual men making jokes about dicks and slapping
each others behinds have been around since the first
builders, so that's not metrosexual


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-06-09 07:49 [#01230917]
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excellent


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-06-09 08:39 [#01230963]
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i cant remember making this thread....


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-04 17:40 [#01812275]
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The title was better than the content.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-01-04 17:47 [#01812284]
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You're too late. All that crap was over hours ago.


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2006-01-04 17:47 [#01812285]
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I'm IDM-sexual


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-04 18:10 [#01812302]
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Mum, dad......I'm straight!


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-05 03:34 [#01812457]
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rephlexsexual, hmmmmm


 


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