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offline xf from Australia on 2004-06-07 09:49 [#01226952]
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lots of OT topics on this board lately, so hell, why not:

anybody know why cats fart? anything that causes them to
fart more than normal? my two cats seem to fart a bloody
lot, just locked them out my office as a result, bloody
hell!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-07 09:50 [#01226953]
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i just know it can smell pretty bad.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-07 09:51 [#01226958]
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They think it's funny. Pathetic creatures.


 

offline xf from Australia on 2004-06-07 09:52 [#01226959]
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haha, no shit, it fucking stinks


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-06-07 09:55 [#01226967]
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My oldest cat Beth doesn't quite get that it's her that's
farted.

If it's loud she'll turn around, look at you in disgust and
leaves the room =oD



 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-07 09:58 [#01226970]
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hahah...


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-07 10:20 [#01227002]
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prolly the same kind of things that cause us to fart.
whatever those are.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-07 10:21 [#01227007]
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..well.. we're not really talking rocketscience here.. it
may just be because of what you feed them..

try changing brands - that can be enough. although the furry
little fuckers will probably refuse any other brand,
ofcourse.

I think too much dry food can do it too.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-07 10:26 [#01227015]
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i have never actually heard my cats fart. not sure if i
should be happy about that or not


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-07 10:28 [#01227019]
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...silent but violent...


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-06-07 10:34 [#01227034]
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My cat farts every so often. Although I don't think he
realises it, this is like the elderly. If he did realise it
I imagine he would blush with embaressment.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-06-07 10:39 [#01227040]
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Mine fart depending upon which brand of cat food I buy. One
of them, if I hold him tight on purpose, to stop him
wriggling away, will fart as a defense mechanism!! :D



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-07 10:39 [#01227042]
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in my experience cats fart completely silently.

the following stench is MINDBLOWING.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-06-07 10:40 [#01227044]
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That is so true. I don't think I've ever heard either of
mine let one rip! But the smell is crippling!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-06-07 10:45 [#01227047]
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ooh ooh when mine farts you hear a soft bass (like bass wind
that comes out of your sub woofer) sound but the smell is
odourless. He's a prime bit of cat my cat


 

offline kurrrak from Bialystok (Poland) on 2004-06-07 12:43 [#01227198]
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simply just stop feeding your cats with foodstuffs


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-06-07 13:41 [#01227339]
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cat's have a blend of fart all to their own, it's much more
vile than anything I've seen come from humans, and beleive
me, I fart a lot!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-06-07 13:59 [#01227389]
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Troll.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-06-07 22:35 [#01228348]
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Puddy poots!

O~o


 


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