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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 17:49 [#01221647]
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Stick out your tongue as far as you can while looking in
the mirror and shining a flashlight in your mouth. I did
this and found a gross buildup of white gunk near the back.
So I got a plastic butterknife as my new official tongue
scraper. I also have a strange bump, almost like a mole only
made of "tongue" material only on the left side. It is not a
tastebud. I tried to cut it off with a steak knife but it
didn't seem to work. I wonder if my entire intestinal track
has similar buildup. Probably... if it's bacteria or
something it might explain why I fart so much. What I am
hoping, is that reading this will permanently
psychologically scar your feelings about kissing, because I
love to take beautiful things away from people. It has been
a pleasure communicating with you so far in this fine topic.
Feel free to let me know what you find on your tongue. I
will go to sleep now. Or maybe I'll log out and spy on you
as a "guest".


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 17:50 [#01221648]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



"i tried to cut it off with a steak knife..."

youre an idiot


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-03 17:52 [#01221649]
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HAHAHAH.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-03 17:52 [#01221650]
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"What I am
hoping, is that reading this will permanently
psychologically scar your feelings about kissing"

um no...didn't work. thans for sharing though!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-03 17:55 [#01221652]
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i could take a photo of my tongues back, but that would be a
pretty stupid thing to do...maybe someone else would do this
though :)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 17:57 [#01221653]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to tolstoyed: #01221652



I hope so. I would like a comparison.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 18:00 [#01221656]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Not valuing yourself is awesome because there's absolutely
no effect when people think you're an idiot. It's nice to be
free to make an idiot of yourself. This theory has better
results on the internet, as people give me wedgies in the
real world.


 

offline k_maty on 2004-06-03 18:04 [#01221661]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular



You could use one of these for your tongue, I
guess, or a toothbrush. Don't know about your intestines,
maybe one of these?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-03 18:05 [#01221662]
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sure, that'd be nice...but there are quite a few people that
i know in real life, who visit this mb...i think i'll skip
this for now.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 18:08 [#01221665]
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Your search - ian noll wedgie - did not match any
documents.



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 18:13 [#01221668]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Wow, that is quite a nice little specialized tool. Somebody
buy it for me for my birthday, you know that day that
already passed a couple weeks ago that nobody remembered. I
will read about that coffee enema after I sleep and go be a
8 hour slave for society at my job. I have read that many
health experts agree that death begins in the digestive
system unless you get shot in the forehead.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-03 18:38 [#01221681]
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" I wonder if my entire intestinal track has similar
buildup."


well, if everything's correct, you're intestinal track is
filled with millions of bacteria and quite some gunk
gets produced, which in turn comes out of YOU in the form
of: poop.


 


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