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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-30 20:05 [#01215762]
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Over the course of the next few weeks, -crazone will be
working on a number of tasks in his home and laboratory. It
is my duty to provide you all with daily updates of how the
tasks are going. Think of this thread as a kind of reality
TV show, only that it is right here on XLTRONIC! Be sure to
bookmark it, for as crazone progresses in his tasks you will
find this place to be an invaluable resource. Now without
further ado, let us begin:

DAY 1
Today crazone is working on a robot which will help him with
various household tasks. The robot is to be named "Quild".
Some examples of his tasks are:

- To catch eggs when they are accidentally dropped (to stop
them being smashed on the floor (crazone is often dropping
eggs and his projects leave him with no time to clean up the
mess)

- Tickling

- Lobster detection/extermination. -crazone finds lobsters
to be extremely funny. Normally this would not be a problem
but when he is working in the lab and a lobster makes its
way into his field of view, he spends the rest of the day
in a fit of laughter.

So far Quild is around 3% complete. crazone has sent me a
concept drawing of the robot which you can find attached to
this post. Be sure to check the thread tomorrow for updates
on crazone's projects, and possibly a direct quote from the
man himself. Thank you for reading.


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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-30 20:09 [#01215769]
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that looks professional.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-30 20:20 [#01215778]
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-fun.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-05-30 22:43 [#01215846]
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-woo.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-05-31 03:04 [#01215998]
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how did you get this? This is TOP SECRET! You've ruined
everything! now I'll have to start all over again, the
development of this project has cost me more then five years
of my entire life, I'm 6 years old now. You made me so angry
that you deserve a hoof up your arse. But why horsefactory?
why? I didn't tell anyone about your secret plans with the
horses, about how you're going to legaly turn them into
rocking-horses, well did I? And don't start whinny about it
now, cause I told it to the people on this mb. YOU STARTED!



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-31 07:31 [#01216230]
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does it employ musical bells?


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-05-31 07:43 [#01216238]
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can i vote him off?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-05-31 07:48 [#01216240]
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crazone @ work:


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offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-05-31 07:58 [#01216255]
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lol


 

offline kc from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-06-01 00:58 [#01217075]
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There is an unpaired open parenthesis on the line "- To
catch eggs when they are accidentally dropped (to stop "


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 02:11 [#01217094]
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH!


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-06-01 02:20 [#01217097]
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wtf?


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-06-01 03:03 [#01217140]
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who is that reading xltronic?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 03:03 [#01217141]
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your mama!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 03:04 [#01217143]
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oops!

I jested!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 03:06 [#01217146]
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I zoomed in on that picture and his screen said "Nice to see
you, Quernstone"..... your secret is out now. Day 2 of
crazones experiments will be broadcast later today.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-06-01 03:12 [#01217153]
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tnx for making me popular, the problem is I can't go out
that much anymore, people will recognise me now


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 03:20 [#01217163]
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Use QUILD to destroy them, ha ha ah ah ah a. POWER!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 03:22 [#01217166]
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LOOK!

It's that magic boy that'll never grow up!!!


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offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-06-01 03:26 [#01217167]
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Quild: Male drow Cjr 3/Clr7 of Ghaunadaur; CR 11;
Medium-size humanoid (elf); HD 3d4 plus 7d8; hp 38; Init +3;
Spd 30 ft.; AC 25 (touch 15, flat-footed 22); Atk +5 melee
(1d8/x3, +1 corrosive warhammer); SA rebuke undead 4/day,
rebuke oozes 4/day; SQ drow traits; AL CE; SV Fort +7, Ref
+9, Will +10; Str 8, Dex 16, Con 10, Int 16, Wis 16, Cha 12.

Skills and Feats: Alchemy +5, Concentration +13, Craft
(stoneworking) +5, Heal +6, Hide +4, Knowledge (arcana) +13,
Knowledge (planes) +6, Knowledge (religion) +10, Listen +7,
Move Silently +4, Search +5, Spellcraft +15, Spot +7;
Alertness, Brew Potion, Lightning Reflexes, Martial Weapon
Proficiency (warhammer), Scribe Scroll, Stealthy.


this will work, tnx


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 03:36 [#01217177]
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mine of 2004-05-3123:26 (of crazybrains? ) [ #01.217167 seen
million
], part of crazone: In circumstance 1866: Nobody of
Prozessuniversalquild: DrowCjr? Ghaunadaur3/Clr7; Flagstone
11 of the
dicromata of potassio; Small the great one is kind robusteza
of the
human body (dwarfed); 7d8 with HD3d4; Energy of horse 38;
Init3; It
projects dell'uovo the 30 social democratic ones of the part
of
l'Allemagne; (contact 15, is directly 22 and he here
respect),
l'AC25; The heart of l'attaque 5 of being hammer of the
electrical noise (1d8/x3corrosiveness) vacillates he,;
l'anima
critical, the end to spill itself of the critic, to that the
ghosts
4/day 4/day the qu'il N of d extinctor aspire on the other
hand
in the advanced side is,; the quality of drow the form, that
if it
solicits; Fist of l'aluminium three; The strength the 7SV of
the
closing, Ref9 decides to 10; Str8, in committed Dex16,16,16
10
deceives Cha12 with l interior von Wis. Technique and
execution: 13
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centers arcana6,
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that
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that 5
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knowledge
of the knowledge of 10 things he and is calm in the side, is
to him 7
behobenes of sententesi Spellcraft15,; Gyung goes the nine,
(the ewes
with the original one), gave to prove the fact that the
letter of the
person Fermenta of qu'il a rest, an electrical worker of
the
reflection of the inclination that ascend and capienza to
d'ar
d unity to me of being hammer sull'internamento. Tnx of
these
works


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-06-01 04:10 [#01217218]
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It's definately not me, I don;t have a moustache.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-06-01 11:53 [#01217848]
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My name is Virgin Pusher, and i both support and endorse the
crazone information thread and his projects.

*donates*


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-06-01 12:05 [#01217866]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



Quild: Male drow Cjr 3/Clr7 of Ghaunadaur; CR 11;
Medium-size humanoid (elf); HD 3d4 plus 7d8; hp 38; Init +3;

Spd 30 ft.; AC 25 (touch 15, flat-footed 22); Atk +5 melee
(1d8/x3, +1 corrosive warhammer); SA rebuke undead 4/day,
rebuke oozes 4/day; SQ drow traits; AL CE; SV Fort +7, Ref
+9, Will +10; Str 8, Dex 16, Con 10, Int 16, Wis 16, Cha 12.


Skills and Feats: Alchemy +5, Concentration +13, Craft
(stoneworking) +5, Heal +6, Hide +4, Knowledge (arcana) +13,

Knowledge (planes) +6, Knowledge (religion) +10, Listen +7,

Move Silently +4, Search +5, Spellcraft +15, Spot +7;
Alertness, Brew Potion, Lightning Reflexes, Martial Weapon
Proficiency (warhammer), Scribe Scroll, Stealthy.

this will work, tnx


 


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