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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-30 20:05 [#01215762]
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Over the course of the next few weeks, -crazone will be working on a number of tasks in his home and laboratory. It is my duty to provide you all with daily updates of how the tasks are going. Think of this thread as a kind of reality TV show, only that it is right here on XLTRONIC! Be sure to bookmark it, for as crazone progresses in his tasks you will find this place to be an invaluable resource. Now without further ado, let us begin:
DAY 1 Today crazone is working on a robot which will help him with various household tasks. The robot is to be named "Quild". Some examples of his tasks are:
- To catch eggs when they are accidentally dropped (to stop them being smashed on the floor (crazone is often dropping eggs and his projects leave him with no time to clean up the mess)
- Tickling
- Lobster detection/extermination. -crazone finds lobsters to be extremely funny. Normally this would not be a problem but when he is working in the lab and a lobster makes its way into his field of view, he spends the rest of the day in a fit of laughter.
So far Quild is around 3% complete. crazone has sent me a concept drawing of the robot which you can find attached to this post. Be sure to check the thread tomorrow for updates on crazone's projects, and possibly a direct quote from the man himself. Thank you for reading.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-05-30 20:09 [#01215769]
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that looks professional.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-05-30 20:20 [#01215778]
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-fun.
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-05-30 22:43 [#01215846]
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-woo.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-05-31 03:04 [#01215998]
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how did you get this? This is TOP SECRET! You've ruined everything! now I'll have to start all over again, the development of this project has cost me more then five years of my entire life, I'm 6 years old now. You made me so angry that you deserve a hoof up your arse. But why horsefactory? why? I didn't tell anyone about your secret plans with the horses, about how you're going to legaly turn them into rocking-horses, well did I? And don't start whinny about it now, cause I told it to the people on this mb. YOU STARTED!
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-05-31 07:31 [#01216230]
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does it employ musical bells?
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-05-31 07:43 [#01216238]
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can i vote him off?
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-05-31 07:48 [#01216240]
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crazone @ work:
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2004-05-31 07:58 [#01216255]
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lol
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kc
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-06-01 00:58 [#01217075]
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There is an unpaired open parenthesis on the line "- To catch eggs when they are accidentally dropped (to stop "
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 02:11 [#01217094]
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH!
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-06-01 02:20 [#01217097]
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wtf?
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2004-06-01 03:03 [#01217140]
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who is that reading xltronic?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 03:03 [#01217141]
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your mama!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 03:04 [#01217143]
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oops!
I jested!
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 03:06 [#01217146]
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I zoomed in on that picture and his screen said "Nice to see you, Quernstone"..... your secret is out now. Day 2 of crazones experiments will be broadcast later today.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-06-01 03:12 [#01217153]
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tnx for making me popular, the problem is I can't go out that much anymore, people will recognise me now
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-01 03:20 [#01217163]
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Use QUILD to destroy them, ha ha ah ah ah a. POWER!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 03:22 [#01217166]
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LOOK!
It's that magic boy that'll never grow up!!!
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-06-01 03:26 [#01217167]
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Quild: Male drow Cjr 3/Clr7 of Ghaunadaur; CR 11; Medium-size humanoid (elf); HD 3d4 plus 7d8; hp 38; Init +3; Spd 30 ft.; AC 25 (touch 15, flat-footed 22); Atk +5 melee (1d8/x3, +1 corrosive warhammer); SA rebuke undead 4/day, rebuke oozes 4/day; SQ drow traits; AL CE; SV Fort +7, Ref +9, Will +10; Str 8, Dex 16, Con 10, Int 16, Wis 16, Cha 12.
Skills and Feats: Alchemy +5, Concentration +13, Craft (stoneworking) +5, Heal +6, Hide +4, Knowledge (arcana) +13, Knowledge (planes) +6, Knowledge (religion) +10, Listen +7, Move Silently +4, Search +5, Spellcraft +15, Spot +7; Alertness, Brew Potion, Lightning Reflexes, Martial Weapon Proficiency (warhammer), Scribe Scroll, Stealthy.
this will work, tnx
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-01 03:36 [#01217177]
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mine of 2004-05-3123:26 (of crazybrains? ) [ #01.217167 seen million
], part of crazone: In circumstance 1866: Nobody of Prozessuniversalquild: DrowCjr? Ghaunadaur3/Clr7; Flagstone 11 of the
dicromata of potassio; Small the great one is kind robusteza of the
human body (dwarfed); 7d8 with HD3d4; Energy of horse 38; Init3; It
projects dell'uovo the 30 social democratic ones of the part of
l'Allemagne; (contact 15, is directly 22 and he here respect),
l'AC25; The heart of l'attaque 5 of being hammer of the electrical noise (1d8/x3corrosiveness) vacillates he,; l'anima
critical, the end to spill itself of the critic, to that the ghosts
4/day 4/day the qu'il N of d extinctor aspire on the other hand
in the advanced side is,; the quality of drow the form, that if it
solicits; Fist of l'aluminium three; The strength the 7SV of the
closing, Ref9 decides to 10; Str8, in committed Dex16,16,16 10
deceives Cha12 with l interior von Wis. Technique and execution: 13
5 5 techniques, 613) the religion, of that) the Earth centers arcana6,
in how much l alchimy of the things makes examinación 4 (of that
stoneworking the place) of 4 studies of the external part) that 5
things that are smooth (((, induces 7 the knowledge of the knowledge
of the knowledge of 10 things he and is calm in the side, is to him 7
behobenes of sententesi Spellcraft15,; Gyung goes the nine, (the ewes
with the original one), gave to prove the fact that the letter of the
person Fermenta of qu'il a rest, an electrical worker of the
reflection of the inclination that ascend and capienza to d'ar
d unity to me of being hammer sull'internamento. Tnx of these
works
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2004-06-01 04:10 [#01217218]
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It's definately not me, I don;t have a moustache.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-06-01 11:53 [#01217848]
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My name is Virgin Pusher, and i both support and endorse the crazone information thread and his projects.
*donates*
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-06-01 12:05 [#01217866]
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Quild: Male drow Cjr 3/Clr7 of Ghaunadaur; CR 11; Medium-size humanoid (elf); HD 3d4 plus 7d8; hp 38; Init +3;
Spd 30 ft.; AC 25 (touch 15, flat-footed 22); Atk +5 melee (1d8/x3, +1 corrosive warhammer); SA rebuke undead 4/day, rebuke oozes 4/day; SQ drow traits; AL CE; SV Fort +7, Ref +9, Will +10; Str 8, Dex 16, Con 10, Int 16, Wis 16, Cha 12.
Skills and Feats: Alchemy +5, Concentration +13, Craft (stoneworking) +5, Heal +6, Hide +4, Knowledge (arcana) +13,
Knowledge (planes) +6, Knowledge (religion) +10, Listen +7,
Move Silently +4, Search +5, Spellcraft +15, Spot +7; Alertness, Brew Potion, Lightning Reflexes, Martial Weapon Proficiency (warhammer), Scribe Scroll, Stealthy.
this will work, tnx
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