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offline ecnadniarb on 2004-05-27 19:56 [#01211635]
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not just the newspaper rag but also the yellow blob in the
sky...a day out in the sun on Tuesday has left me looking
like a white version of Seal.


 

offline Clic on 2004-05-27 19:58 [#01211638]
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Okay, that made me laugh.


 

offline ifkardo from 785.8 mb of radio babylon (Equatorial Guinea) on 2004-05-27 19:59 [#01211639]
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i thought seal was white, no wait i thought you you were
black.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-05-27 20:02 [#01211642]
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could be worse, you could look like a black version of
adamski


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-05-27 20:03 [#01211644]
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People often confuse me with a black person on account of my
cock size, my ability to effectively demonstrate my lexical
ability both in written and spoken form. Also my general
attitude towards the white devil.

Plus my avatar.


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-05-27 20:05 [#01211645]
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the sun is bad for you.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-27 20:06 [#01211647]
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You're becoming Monoidesque.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-05-27 20:06 [#01211648]
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You're becoming a ladyboy.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-27 20:08 [#01211652]
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Back it up nigga.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-05-27 20:08 [#01211654]
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you'd like that wouldn't you ladyboy...backed right up onto
your throbbing knob.

You really have got a sick mind.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-27 20:10 [#01211655]
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(Hehe, carry on with your sun hating you lily white slut.)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-05-27 20:12 [#01211657]
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I would have been white...however due to prolonged exposure
(oh shit somebody off xltronic actually leaves the
house!!!!!) I am no longer white...which is the point of
this topic.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2004-05-27 20:13 [#01211658]
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the point of this topic is located at the tip of my
throbbing nob
(couldnt resist)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-05-27 20:15 [#01211662]
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an inch away from your body?

You shouldn't sit so close to the screen, you could go
blind.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2004-05-27 20:16 [#01211664]
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touche


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-05-27 20:17 [#01211666]
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douche


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-05-27 20:19 [#01211668]
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What is it that makes me take the word of a Texan as having
so little value???


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2004-05-27 20:22 [#01211670]
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do u ever sleep lee


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-05-27 20:22 [#01211671]
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you're absolutely right. you are so wise and awesome.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2004-05-27 20:23 [#01211672]
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why thank you


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-05-27 20:24 [#01211674]
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...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-05-27 20:24 [#01211675]
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Sleep is for the weak. I have about 4 hours a day.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2004-05-27 20:25 [#01211676]
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ok im bored now time for porcupine tree and annoying
questions wher ein the uk r ya fatty?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-05-27 20:26 [#01211677]
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Liverpool.

next...


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2004-05-27 20:27 [#01211679]
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damnit i wasnt expecting responses


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-05-27 20:27 [#01211680]
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stupid dream


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2004-05-27 20:47 [#01211706]
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I myself love the sun and sunshine. I dont think there are
many better feelings than the suns warmth on your back,
especially when in the ocean.

As for the newspaper, our local sun here actually is not too
bad, but the music and sports sections, which I cherish
most, have horrible writers. Usually Ill substitute wif the
LA Times.

=)


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-28 04:58 [#01212024]
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dont pretend any of you leave your dark dingy rooms. I
picture you all as long haired yuppies with pale pale skin
and allergies to everything (and you constantly remind
people 'im allergic'), still living with your parents. When
you say you're "going out" youre really just signing into
the 'australia' chat room instead of the 'UK' one.

...But in a nice way


 

offline optimus prime on 2004-05-28 05:30 [#01212073]
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who loves the sun?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-28 05:31 [#01212075]
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do you also sing like Seal? If so, I'd have to shoot you,
cause one voice like his is one too many! Two would be just
mad!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-28 05:35 [#01212080]
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hahahahahahaha...he'll get that look after couple of days...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-28 05:36 [#01212081]
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are you saying that for fun, or you actually don't like
seal?? mind i'll have to do something drastic, if you really
don't like him!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-28 05:43 [#01212090]
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I like this. Somehow, it makes me feel warm when I stand in
its rays.. even more strange is the fact that it makes my
skin a kind of tan colour if I do this for long enough. I do
feel sorry for the man whose head it is though, to go
through life with a bright yellow spherical head like that
then to have it removed and placed in the sky after death is
just taking the piss.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-28 05:55 [#01212099]
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have you noticed the new wave of brown-nosing settlers
arriving at this planet? They look completely like normal
people and ghosts, but they aren't. The only way to separate
them from normal people and ghosts, is to give them
something to brown-nose, and they'll jump right at it. If
you detect any of these settlers, bring one home for dinner,
but beware: only ONE!


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-05-28 06:00 [#01212103]
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"but also the yellow blob in the sky..."

Is your name Bush ?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-05-28 06:43 [#01212134]
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I like the sun... I remember when I did a topic on it and
ophecks explained his view of it... it was funny. somebody
should dig that up.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-05-28 06:44 [#01212135]
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it was like "burning rays of hate or something" heh
I think it was Ophecks.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-28 06:53 [#01212140]
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yeah that's for real... I find his voice a bit irritating!!

what are you gonna do about that? huh? Huh?
HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :@


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-05-28 08:33 [#01212232]
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All of you should shut up.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-05-28 08:57 [#01212242]
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no problem with that. Hate whatever you want, be my guest.

What part of the sun you hate the most, Lee?


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-05-28 08:57 [#01212243]
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it must be destroyed.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-28 09:00 [#01212247]
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the sun is an evil bastard


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-05-28 09:02 [#01212248]
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sha!

i mean, whats in hell?

fire

whats the sun?

fire

thus the sun = satan


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-05-28 09:04 [#01212250]
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what part of the sun do you hate the most?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-28 09:05 [#01212253]
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and it's round.

satan's asshole is round. (trust me on this one)

the sun = satan's asshole


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-28 09:06 [#01212258]
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JUST SAY NO TO NUKES!!!

the sun = nukes

NO!@thesun.gov


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-28 09:17 [#01212277]
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***BREAKING NEWS***


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-05-28 09:19 [#01212280]
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I noticed text in your avatar. Wrrite something more
conceptual there, maybe:)


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-28 09:29 [#01212288]
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heheh.

it doesn't get much more conceptual than a nigel quote.
pure concept, that lovely man.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-05-28 12:54 [#01212626]
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I love the sunshine


 


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