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offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-05-26 03:43 [#01207877]
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Here is my proposal.

Generate, randomly, a number for every person in the world.

Then, group the numbers, and assign number groups to
locations.

Relocate everyone to the new location.

There would be no majority, or minority.

Whats the worst that could happen?

*cough*


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-26 03:44 [#01207882]
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no more furry animals!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-26 03:45 [#01207890]
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"Whats the worst that could happen?"

everyone jumped simultaneously.


 

offline optimus prime on 2004-05-26 03:49 [#01207901]
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that's basically canada.


 

offline optimus prime on 2004-05-26 03:50 [#01207903]
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and we all love each other.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-05-26 03:50 [#01207905]
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hehe


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-05-26 03:50 [#01207907]
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the worst that could happen? you could end up with mr bush
at your side in bagdad working in a chemical weapons
factory. or you could end up with sharon telling bad
palestinian jokes in palestina.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-05-26 03:53 [#01207911]
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hahahaha

except it wouldnt matter. who would we use the weapons on?
there would no longer be established nations. you could use
the chemicals on NYC, but it would be pointless, since it
would be a random mix of people....

and no one in palistine would be offended, because it would
be a random mix of people from everywhere!


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-05-26 03:54 [#01207914]
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I bet u that statistically speaking, a small number of folks
would end up being assigned their current location. So while
the rest of the world goes into a sort of weird confused
mass culture shock, these stay-putters would find themselves
left out in the cold, unexcited and bewildered by their bad
luck.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-26 03:54 [#01207915]
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HAHAHA!

whenever someone did something that insulted people who
still felt connection to an earlier nation, you'd get odd
hands popping up in the crowd, accompanied by the word "OY!"


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-05-26 03:55 [#01207916]
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hahahah


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-26 03:56 [#01207918]
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It is a fizzy drink that's voice-activated! It is a punch
that increases your sex appeal! It uses human blood for
fuel.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-26 03:58 [#01207923]
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someone will invert an inverted ocean drain hole so the
world will flood. It is a hypersensitive skin lotion! It
exists in 5 dimentions and is known to cause electromagnetic
disruptions!


 


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