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"But why me? Why do they come to me?" |
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there' some talk show with gay and lesbian people...but i keep it on mute. |
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"if you don't think it is giving you the most restful sleep you have ever had then send it back for a full refund!" |
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"dan, dan, Dan, Dan, DAN, Dan! DAN! DAN!' |
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"The vacuum cleaner with no suction loss. None at all. Not a sausage." *nods* |
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deja-vu x 4 |
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"Oh I live in a shoe Moor Street, I'm a prostitute Uri" |
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i have a spare fiver... |
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i didnt say that |
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"at this point, you might be feeling distinctly queezy" |
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"right, so the shrinking formula should be...." "uh....purple.....i like purple" "NO it should be red!!" |
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clue: whatever coloured pill you take the same thing happens |
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or does it? ;) |
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kerrssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwweeeeeee kkkkkerrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss *static* |
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"when shitballs keep coming at you, its time to get a shit bat" |
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"silence" : power off |
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Partridge? |
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*blank* |
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i got the mute on. wait up. . . *unmute "now thats the result!" ". . .and out of position at right back." fucking dome sport on all channels, which is five, welcome to Austraila. . . *mutes we could get some random sentence action going. . . START "medical staff advises treatment. . . |
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"Everyone knows (and i mean everyone)....Ready Brek's yummyest when its hot! And when its hot, its even more...Fun! yippee, wahoo!" |
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The Pentagon is investigating the deaths of 8 more prisoners in American custody. |
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"You daft racist!" |
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aber jetzt muss ich in die fabrik. |
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oh, the simpsons are on tv. |
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Yes? ;) |
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"Hello?" |
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"...most important. you must not let them affect the way you think about yourself." |
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"na, meine damen, wie treibt man einen hengst zu höchstleistungen an?" translation: "hey, ladies. how do you animate a stallion to high-performance?" |
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"I am in control of my emotions! I am IN CONTROL of my emotions! I am a starfleet officer!" |
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"Ok what were you thinking?" "I was thinking... will there ever be a boy born, who can swin faster than a shark." |
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"How can i kill a tiger armed only with a pen" |
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"the plasma coils are down, but they can be rerouted within the next 2 hours using datas knew calculations for the warp factor" "jordy, data... make it so" |
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"the Irish republic army?" |
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"I go along to Crufts with a half alsation half labrador and say, "Can i enter my dog into the labrador section...... No!...... Well can i enter it into the alsation section..... No!...... now get that dog out of my sight." "And thats Cruftss!" |
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"Dr Wankenstien doesn't get a point, Steven Hawking's football boots don't get a point..." |
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"Sergio Georgini" |
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:p |
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"I once hit a fox once..... in the Peak District. Trouble is i didnt quite kill it, that was the tragedy. So i had to go back and finish it off with a jack" |
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he's half vulcan half human |
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"I'd like to make a complaint please" "Dont care" "Well i think you'l care when i tell you...." "I dont care its not my shift" "Well your an abasador for the hotel so i think you'l care when i tell you......." "Look its not my shif......" "I THINK THERES BEEN A RAPE UP THERE!" "Get there attention" |
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which room are you staying in? |
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Haha "There is no room 146. Some of the complaints will be false" |
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