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I am ever so slowly slipping out of sync with the world. Fuck... |
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don't worry |
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whats going on? |
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you can brush your teeth with milkshakes! did you graduate from hollywood upstairs medical school too? |
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you're a professional, then. |
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so am i. i fell off the horse and ive been off for two years, all my friends have girlfriends, jobs, graduation, a car, apartments.. i have none of that, not even a licence. but im gonna go play some SNES now.. |
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hey, you've got to hide your love away. |
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It is probably the only thing i have to offer anyone rightnow. |
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If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me! [washes his hands] [puts on operating gloves] These gloves came free with my toilet brush! |
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insanity is just the word that the man uses to justify ramming your head into the toilet with his gumboot |
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When my wife was touring Thailand, she met this guy in her tour group who kept saying "Life is beautiful and there are so many beautiful ladies". He was a brain damaged Swede with a handler. Whenever I get discouraged I think of that guy and how his simple philosophy cheered his heart and gave him boners. |
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is your wife ok with you watching the game? she may be cheating on you. I JUST HEARD THIS PITCHED AS A NEWS STORY |
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I just took some valium... Yummy. |
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i am not sure whether it will help, it seems to be a bit now. |
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I thought someone cheesed their pants when I read the title to this thread. |
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Ahhh i wish... |
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I brush my teeth with my dick |
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Gymnastics |
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I love valium. |
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Thats gotta get rid of a few layers of skin. |
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Hehehe. |
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