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bit short, innit. |
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Three hungarian circusmen decided to form an international drug cartel. Little did the know... |
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that one of their performing elephants was actually a narc.... |
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He was trained by military dolphin trainers from interpol. They found him in a small village ouside Delhi where.... |
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he was drowning himself in the local drink. The elephant's name was murray. Murray liked to... |
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tell a story. It went like this..... |
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It was mid July when my baby came a knockin' at my door. She said... |
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You see guvnor i hvaent always been a narc i used be an actor! ever heard of dumbo? well i did all the motion capture for that film... meanwhile as the elephant rampled on about his story...... |
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I gots a bay-buh in ma bell-ay and I need to borrow your KY Jell-ay. To which I replied... |
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I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE |
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oh bum said the man |
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and everyone died |
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But as you can see, Murray was not the best storyteller in the world... |
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can you tell im in a good mood? |
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said the man |
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to the woman who was sucking his ding a ling |
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teh end. |
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