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you have excellent posture. Can i buy you a drink? |
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the thing i don't like about girrls is that they all trry farr to harrd... most of the time. it's a fucking borre. |
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rrawrrrrrrrr |
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My pick up line for girls is "Lets have sex, I can make a burrito the size of your head." |
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how could i possibly resist that? Probably jump on you right there |
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yeah, those burritos are amazing. I've awakened with many girls with faces smeared with refried beans in my bead. |
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what a delightful image |
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i just show the ladies my sweet toungue.... the bitches can't resist it.PACHAW!!! |
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Tittilating, isnt it? |
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I get the girls with my Giant Burrito deal. |
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THIS VEGAN BITCH AINT TOO IMPRESSED. jjk... i am. |
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Well. Id better go before this jus turns into a big lesbian orgy around me, hadn't i?! |
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no |
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by the way... well done with still being vegan.x |
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no? |
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no |
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well, Ladies... i'm off to have a bath. think of me. |
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i'll be thinking of you. |
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svalx> thankyou... it's good and i feel healthy. plus i'm losing weight again, and it's awesome. |
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bahahahaha i'm fun-knee. |
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so im not allowed to go and you are?! |
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i always think of you. |
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thats cool. good for you.:) |
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btw girrls... Wild Things is on tonight. nice. |
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oh me too. hows the dog? |
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Who? |
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i don't have the dog now. i took him back :( |
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you love burritos |
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i am too pure for you or anyone. your body hurts me as the world hurts god. ......does not my HEAT astound you??!?!?!?!?!?!? |
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Suk my cok |
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no way! really sorry.x |
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my heart pumps pure bacon grease and i burp deisel fuel! |
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in joke? |
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maybe i will. eat me |
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in joke? |
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this thread fucking sucks |
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not that i know of? |
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We apologize. |
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carry on |
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So I suck now! |
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It's too late dude, me and SValx are on the phone now. |
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thats how i like it little girl :busts out the canola oil: |
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Doesnt canola oil chaffe? |
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i dunno my friend used to use it to jerk off |
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I'm suprised he didnt friction-fry his dick! |
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at least it woulda been low in saturated fat |
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i'm sure it was ok since he masturbates all the time his right arm is way bigger than his left it's insane |
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eww!!! |
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Ha I think the best way to get girls is to be kinda honest, usually I just chat t othem and tlel them they're attractive. It sounds dumb as fuck but I've had a pretty good success rate with it so far. OR hit on themn when theyre on pills yep |
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my witty yet awkwardly delivered banter and sexual innuendo always win over the ladies. no, wait. actually they never do. it's still fun though. I've masturbated with canola oil and even crisco when I've run out of lotion. it works fine, although it's a bit messy. right now I have the urge to grease up phystphukt's bald idm-raddled head. adorable. |
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