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         |  JAroen
             from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 14:03 [#01196204] Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to D-Steak: #01196199
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 | yes, they used video's of her arsehole as material for the deadly videotape
 
 oh im sorry i answered again
 
 
 
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         |  JAroen
             from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 14:04 [#01196205] Points: 16065 Status: Regular
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 | *videos 
 the later it gets, the worse my english is
 
 
 
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         |  D-Steak
             from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:05 [#01196207] Points: 1376 Status: Regular
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 | hehehe, your cat didn't play the horse role, did it? Because it looked just like a horse in the movie!  Must have
 been some good make-up.
 
 
 
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         |  DJ Xammax
             from not America on 2004-05-19 14:06 [#01196208] Points: 11512 Status: Lurker
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 | What makes me think people want to know that I exist? 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:07 [#01196211] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | JAroen - according to the caption, no.  but what is a man, if he is not human?  he is jesus christ, paradoxically the
 only inhuman man that ever existed.
 
 sneakattack - some humor however said deities relish in
 their own sense of self-worth and created entropy shortly
 after they built the universe, making their creations seem
 slightly more amazing than they actually were at the (for
 lack of a better word as time had to be created around the
 same time as entropy . . . the terms are almost
 interchangeable) time.
 
 sneakattack - yes, entropy is weird.  i can't believe how
 strange it is to be anything at all.
 
 JAroen - appropriately, i am too lazy to find out
 
 JAroen - mine does too.  do you bowl?  work out too hard?
 have been drinking more beer than usual, causing extra
 exertion on your back to hold up your new beer gut?
 
 JAroen - because you are used to your own stink.  in reality
 you smell like 300 rotten potatos on a pile of festering
 month-old haggis left exposed and runny over dog shit.
 
 JAroen - because you think ear rings make you cool.
 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:09 [#01196215] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | D-Steak - no pitching, and more specifically, no bullpen. it is MacDougal's fault.
 
 
 
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         |  D-Steak
             from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:12 [#01196220] Points: 1376 Status: Regular
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 | HAHAHAH FUCKWAGON. 
 Good answer, good answer!
 
 You do follow baseball, you do you do!!!
 
 Are you Cubbies or dirty White Sox?
 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:13 [#01196223] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | KainiIndustries - for publicity and reunion tours at a later date
 
 DJ Xammax - your fear of being alone
 
 
 
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         |  DJ Xammax
             from not America on 2004-05-19 14:13 [#01196226] Points: 11512 Status: Lurker
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 | You're good! 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:14 [#01196227] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | D-Steak - White Sox; Konerko is (unfortunately) my favorite player.  However I enjoy cubs games and would like to see
 them in the series.
 
 
 
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         |  recycle
             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:16 [#01196229] Points: 40935 Status: Regular
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 | YES FUCKWAGON IS BACK ! 
 
 
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         |  sneakattack
             on 2004-05-19 14:20 [#01196235] Points: 6049 Status: Lurker
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 | many of the ideals humans strive for in the process of creation relate to increasing simplicity and hence (at least
 hopefully) ease of use.  Would a being of infinite ability
 also do so? For, being infinite, it would not need the aid
 of simplistic tools.
 
 On that note, I often get mad at some of the common
 programming paradigms in use today, for the allow
 programmers to have less and less responsibility.  I like
 having that responsibility, I don't want to calculate my
 weakness into each act I do.  So the question:  Is it better
 to lean towards unrealistic idealism and slightly away from
 pragmatism, rather than the other way around?  I find this
 way causes me to improve as a person, and in the end
 hopefully increase productivity/ability.
 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:24 [#01196242] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | sneakattack - a being of infinite ability would not strive for anything in the process of creation; there would be no
 plans or blueprints, things would simply manifest as-is.  A
 being of inifinite ability would not only not need the aid
 of simplistic tools, but it would not need the aid of tools
 period, and it would not need aid period.
 
 sneakattack - it is better to lean towards unrealistic
 idealism for what is unrealistic now might very well be
 realistic in the future.
 
 
 
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         |  sneakattack
             on 2004-05-19 14:27 [#01196246] Points: 6049 Status: Lurker
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 | perfection is an anathema to emotions, so I'm going to stifle the other lame perfect being questions I was about to
 put here.  Also, glad you agree with a slight tilt towards
 idealism.
 
 what's your favorite sea creature?
 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:28 [#01196248] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | sneakattack - blue whale 
 
 
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         |  sneakattack
             on 2004-05-19 14:30 [#01196256] Points: 6049 Status: Lurker
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 | what is your favorite thing to be found in the stomach of a blue whale?
 
 if you designed the octopus, what would you give it in place
 of ink spray?
 
 if you put a tyranosaurus in times square RIGHT NOW, what
 would it take out first?
 
 what's better than chocolate milk?
 
 
 
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         |  sneakattack
             on 2004-05-19 14:32 [#01196257] Points: 6049 Status: Lurker
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 | most hated internet acronym 
 most hated buzzword (please don't reuse from previous)
 
 
 
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         |  brokephones
             from Londontario on 2004-05-19 14:33 [#01196258] Points: 6113 Status: Lurker | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01196099
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 | What is house music? 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:34 [#01196262] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | sneakattack - passionate hunger for the simplicity of life 
 sneakattack - it would squirt a dozen tasty breakfast
 burritos when scared
 
 sneakattack - a pastrami sandwich
 
 sneakattack - a quantity of chocolate milk greater than the
 quantity of chocolate milk implied in your question
 
 
 
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         |  recycle
             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:35 [#01196263] Points: 40935 Status: Regular
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 | why is sneakattack trying to destroy your information, by asking to many questions ?
 
 
 
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         |  sneakattack
             on 2004-05-19 14:36 [#01196266] Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #01196263
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 | he's answering like a master, shush you 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:37 [#01196268] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | brokephones - house music is essentially dance music; a direct descendent of disco.   goes: oom ksh oom ksh oom ksh
 oom ksh
 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:41 [#01196274] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | recycle - because he is curious 
 
 
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         |  Q4Z2X
             on 2004-05-19 14:41 [#01196275] Points: 5264 Status: Lurker
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 | what's the meaning of life? no, i mean really..
 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:43 [#01196278] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | Q4Z2X - meaning 
 
 
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         |  sneakattack
             on 2004-05-19 14:45 [#01196279] Points: 6049 Status: Lurker
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 | how likely is it that humanity ceases to exist by 2500 AD? 
 how likely is it that the universe is governed by a
 benevolent being which rose to that condition through
 technological advancement?
 
 how likely is it that the lack of alien contact is actually
 due to an interstellar law against involvement with
 developing lifeforms?
 
 how likely is it that anything developed in the next 10
 years actually makes life more pleasant?
 
 
 
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         |  Doomed Puppy
             from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 14:50 [#01196288] Points: 1818 Status: Addict
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 | My master hasn't fed me for about 10 days 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:50 [#01196289] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | sneakattack - not very; humanity as we know it may not exist but i'm confident that the term will adjust to embrace
 (ideally) those who use it at any given time from here
 forward as we, as humans become increasingly self-aware.
 
 sneakattack - interesting question.  i'd say the chances of
 estimating accurately are infinitesimally small
 
 sneakattack - 1 in 12,000 chance
 
 sneakattack - it is inevitable
 
 
 
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         |  Doomed Puppy
             from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 14:51 [#01196290] Points: 1818 Status: Addict
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 | Sorry...My master hasn't fed me for about 10 days? 
 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:51 [#01196294] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | Doomed Puppy - quit pissing yourself all the goddam time 
 
 
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         |  Doomed Puppy
             from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 14:56 [#01196298] Points: 1818 Status: Addict | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01196294
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 | Pissing? 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 15:02 [#01196301] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | *spanks doomed puppy with rolled up newspaper* 
 
 
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         |  Doomed Puppy
             from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 15:07 [#01196304] Points: 1818 Status: Addict | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01196301
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 | Hehehe. It is a funny misunderstanding really. I was just trying to construct a faux s&m situation with my post. I
 guess I did not consider my fucking nick name. But your
 answer was the weirdest thing. I am angry all the time and
 when you posted your reply I was like: "How the fuck?". You
 were a mysterious demigod for a few minutes.
 
 
 
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         |  k_maty
             on 2004-05-19 15:07 [#01196305] Points: 2362 Status: Regular
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 | Where does my lap go when I stand up? 
 
 
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         |  DJ Xammax
             from not America on 2004-05-19 15:11 [#01196309] Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to k_maty: #01196305
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 | Haha... 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 15:13 [#01196312] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | k_maty - excellent question.  your lap is only 2-dimensional space, and when you stand up you force it to exist outside
 of its plane.  your lap essentially is reduced to a point
 when you stand up.
 
 
 
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         |  Fuckwagon
             from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 15:13 [#01196313] Points: 1304 Status: Lurker
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 | *pats doomed puppy on the head* 
 
 
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         |  Doomed Puppy
             from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 15:17 [#01196314] Points: 1818 Status: Addict
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 | How do you people feel about the fact that although I am a fat lazy spoiled inbred dog, I manipulate a big part of
 humanity with my amazing mind control powers?
 
 
 
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         |  k_maty
             on 2004-05-19 15:18 [#01196315] Points: 2362 Status: Regular
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 | Is farting in a cupped hand and then sniffing it an accurate guage of annoying flatulence?
 
 
 
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