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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 14:03 [#01196204]
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yes, they used video's of her arsehole as material for the deadly videotape
oh im sorry i answered again
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 14:04 [#01196205]
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*videos
the later it gets, the worse my english is
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D-Steak
from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:05 [#01196207]
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hehehe, your cat didn't play the horse role, did it? Because it looked just like a horse in the movie! Must have been some good make-up.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-05-19 14:06 [#01196208]
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What makes me think people want to know that I exist?
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:07 [#01196211]
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JAroen - according to the caption, no. but what is a man, if he is not human? he is jesus christ, paradoxically the only inhuman man that ever existed.
sneakattack - some humor however said deities relish in their own sense of self-worth and created entropy shortly after they built the universe, making their creations seem slightly more amazing than they actually were at the (for lack of a better word as time had to be created around the same time as entropy . . . the terms are almost interchangeable) time.
sneakattack - yes, entropy is weird. i can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all.
JAroen - appropriately, i am too lazy to find out
JAroen - mine does too. do you bowl? work out too hard? have been drinking more beer than usual, causing extra exertion on your back to hold up your new beer gut?
JAroen - because you are used to your own stink. in reality you smell like 300 rotten potatos on a pile of festering month-old haggis left exposed and runny over dog shit.
JAroen - because you think ear rings make you cool.
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:09 [#01196215]
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D-Steak - no pitching, and more specifically, no bullpen. it is MacDougal's fault.
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D-Steak
from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:12 [#01196220]
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HAHAHAH FUCKWAGON.
Good answer, good answer!
You do follow baseball, you do you do!!!
Are you Cubbies or dirty White Sox?
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:13 [#01196223]
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KainiIndustries - for publicity and reunion tours at a later date
DJ Xammax - your fear of being alone
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-05-19 14:13 [#01196226]
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You're good!
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:14 [#01196227]
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D-Steak - White Sox; Konerko is (unfortunately) my favorite player. However I enjoy cubs games and would like to see them in the series.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:16 [#01196229]
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YES FUCKWAGON IS BACK !
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sneakattack
on 2004-05-19 14:20 [#01196235]
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many of the ideals humans strive for in the process of creation relate to increasing simplicity and hence (at least hopefully) ease of use. Would a being of infinite ability also do so? For, being infinite, it would not need the aid of simplistic tools.
On that note, I often get mad at some of the common programming paradigms in use today, for the allow programmers to have less and less responsibility. I like having that responsibility, I don't want to calculate my weakness into each act I do. So the question: Is it better to lean towards unrealistic idealism and slightly away from pragmatism, rather than the other way around? I find this way causes me to improve as a person, and in the end hopefully increase productivity/ability.
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:24 [#01196242]
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sneakattack - a being of infinite ability would not strive for anything in the process of creation; there would be no plans or blueprints, things would simply manifest as-is. A being of inifinite ability would not only not need the aid of simplistic tools, but it would not need the aid of tools period, and it would not need aid period.
sneakattack - it is better to lean towards unrealistic idealism for what is unrealistic now might very well be realistic in the future.
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sneakattack
on 2004-05-19 14:27 [#01196246]
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perfection is an anathema to emotions, so I'm going to stifle the other lame perfect being questions I was about to put here. Also, glad you agree with a slight tilt towards idealism.
what's your favorite sea creature?
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:28 [#01196248]
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sneakattack - blue whale
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sneakattack
on 2004-05-19 14:30 [#01196256]
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what is your favorite thing to be found in the stomach of a blue whale?
if you designed the octopus, what would you give it in place of ink spray?
if you put a tyranosaurus in times square RIGHT NOW, what would it take out first?
what's better than chocolate milk?
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sneakattack
on 2004-05-19 14:32 [#01196257]
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most hated internet acronym
most hated buzzword (please don't reuse from previous)
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-05-19 14:33 [#01196258]
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What is house music?
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:34 [#01196262]
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sneakattack - passionate hunger for the simplicity of life
sneakattack - it would squirt a dozen tasty breakfast burritos when scared
sneakattack - a pastrami sandwich
sneakattack - a quantity of chocolate milk greater than the quantity of chocolate milk implied in your question
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:35 [#01196263]
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why is sneakattack trying to destroy your information, by asking to many questions ?
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sneakattack
on 2004-05-19 14:36 [#01196266]
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he's answering like a master, shush you
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:37 [#01196268]
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brokephones - house music is essentially dance music; a direct descendent of disco. goes: oom ksh oom ksh oom ksh oom ksh
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:41 [#01196274]
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recycle - because he is curious
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Q4Z2X
on 2004-05-19 14:41 [#01196275]
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what's the meaning of life? no, i mean really..
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:43 [#01196278]
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Q4Z2X - meaning
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sneakattack
on 2004-05-19 14:45 [#01196279]
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how likely is it that humanity ceases to exist by 2500 AD?
how likely is it that the universe is governed by a benevolent being which rose to that condition through technological advancement?
how likely is it that the lack of alien contact is actually due to an interstellar law against involvement with developing lifeforms?
how likely is it that anything developed in the next 10 years actually makes life more pleasant?
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 14:50 [#01196288]
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My master hasn't fed me for about 10 days
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:50 [#01196289]
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sneakattack - not very; humanity as we know it may not exist but i'm confident that the term will adjust to embrace (ideally) those who use it at any given time from here forward as we, as humans become increasingly self-aware.
sneakattack - interesting question. i'd say the chances of estimating accurately are infinitesimally small
sneakattack - 1 in 12,000 chance
sneakattack - it is inevitable
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 14:51 [#01196290]
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Sorry...My master hasn't fed me for about 10 days?
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:51 [#01196294]
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Doomed Puppy - quit pissing yourself all the goddam time
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 14:56 [#01196298]
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Pissing?
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 15:02 [#01196301]
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*spanks doomed puppy with rolled up newspaper*
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 15:07 [#01196304]
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Hehehe. It is a funny misunderstanding really. I was just trying to construct a faux s&m situation with my post. I guess I did not consider my fucking nick name. But your answer was the weirdest thing. I am angry all the time and when you posted your reply I was like: "How the fuck?". You were a mysterious demigod for a few minutes.
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k_maty
on 2004-05-19 15:07 [#01196305]
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Where does my lap go when I stand up?
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-05-19 15:11 [#01196309]
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Haha...
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 15:13 [#01196312]
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k_maty - excellent question. your lap is only 2-dimensional space, and when you stand up you force it to exist outside of its plane. your lap essentially is reduced to a point when you stand up.
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 15:13 [#01196313]
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*pats doomed puppy on the head*
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Doomed Puppy
from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 15:17 [#01196314]
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How do you people feel about the fact that although I am a fat lazy spoiled inbred dog, I manipulate a big part of humanity with my amazing mind control powers?
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k_maty
on 2004-05-19 15:18 [#01196315]
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Is farting in a cupped hand and then sniffing it an accurate guage of annoying flatulence?
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