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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 14:03 [#01196204]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to D-Steak: #01196199



yes, they used video's of her arsehole as material for the
deadly videotape

oh im sorry i answered again


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 14:04 [#01196205]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



*videos

the later it gets, the worse my english is


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:05 [#01196207]
Points: 1376 Status: Regular



hehehe, your cat didn't play the horse role, did it?
Because it looked just like a horse in the movie! Must have
been some good make-up.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-05-19 14:06 [#01196208]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



What makes me think people want to know that I exist?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:07 [#01196211]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



JAroen - according to the caption, no. but what is a man,
if he is not human? he is jesus christ, paradoxically the
only inhuman man that ever existed.

sneakattack - some humor however said deities relish in
their own sense of self-worth and created entropy shortly
after they built the universe, making their creations seem
slightly more amazing than they actually were at the (for
lack of a better word as time had to be created around the
same time as entropy . . . the terms are almost
interchangeable) time.

sneakattack - yes, entropy is weird. i can't believe how
strange it is to be anything at all.

JAroen - appropriately, i am too lazy to find out

JAroen - mine does too. do you bowl? work out too hard?
have been drinking more beer than usual, causing extra
exertion on your back to hold up your new beer gut?

JAroen - because you are used to your own stink. in reality
you smell like 300 rotten potatos on a pile of festering
month-old haggis left exposed and runny over dog shit.

JAroen - because you think ear rings make you cool.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:09 [#01196215]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



D-Steak - no pitching, and more specifically, no bullpen.
it is MacDougal's fault.


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:12 [#01196220]
Points: 1376 Status: Regular



HAHAHAH FUCKWAGON.

Good answer, good answer!

You do follow baseball, you do you do!!!

Are you Cubbies or dirty White Sox?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:13 [#01196223]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



KainiIndustries - for publicity and reunion tours at a later
date

DJ Xammax - your fear of being alone


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-05-19 14:13 [#01196226]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



You're good!


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:14 [#01196227]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



D-Steak - White Sox; Konerko is (unfortunately) my favorite
player. However I enjoy cubs games and would like to see
them in the series.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:16 [#01196229]
Points: 40065 Status: Regular



YES FUCKWAGON IS BACK !


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-05-19 14:20 [#01196235]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



many of the ideals humans strive for in the process of
creation relate to increasing simplicity and hence (at least
hopefully) ease of use. Would a being of infinite ability
also do so? For, being infinite, it would not need the aid
of simplistic tools.

On that note, I often get mad at some of the common
programming paradigms in use today, for the allow
programmers to have less and less responsibility. I like
having that responsibility, I don't want to calculate my
weakness into each act I do. So the question: Is it better
to lean towards unrealistic idealism and slightly away from
pragmatism, rather than the other way around? I find this
way causes me to improve as a person, and in the end
hopefully increase productivity/ability.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:24 [#01196242]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



sneakattack - a being of infinite ability would not strive
for anything in the process of creation; there would be no
plans or blueprints, things would simply manifest as-is. A
being of inifinite ability would not only not need the aid
of simplistic tools, but it would not need the aid of tools
period, and it would not need aid period.

sneakattack - it is better to lean towards unrealistic
idealism for what is unrealistic now might very well be
realistic in the future.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-05-19 14:27 [#01196246]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



perfection is an anathema to emotions, so I'm going to
stifle the other lame perfect being questions I was about to
put here. Also, glad you agree with a slight tilt towards
idealism.

what's your favorite sea creature?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:28 [#01196248]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



sneakattack - blue whale


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-05-19 14:30 [#01196256]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



what is your favorite thing to be found in the stomach of a
blue whale?

if you designed the octopus, what would you give it in place
of ink spray?

if you put a tyranosaurus in times square RIGHT NOW, what
would it take out first?

what's better than chocolate milk?


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-05-19 14:32 [#01196257]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



most hated internet acronym

most hated buzzword (please don't reuse from previous)


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-05-19 14:33 [#01196258]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01196099



What is house music?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:34 [#01196262]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



sneakattack - passionate hunger for the simplicity of life

sneakattack - it would squirt a dozen tasty breakfast
burritos when scared

sneakattack - a pastrami sandwich

sneakattack - a quantity of chocolate milk greater than the
quantity of chocolate milk implied in your question


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:35 [#01196263]
Points: 40065 Status: Regular



why is sneakattack trying to destroy your information, by
asking to many questions ?


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-05-19 14:36 [#01196266]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #01196263



he's answering like a master, shush you


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:37 [#01196268]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



brokephones - house music is essentially dance music; a
direct descendent of disco. goes: oom ksh oom ksh oom ksh
oom ksh


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:41 [#01196274]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



recycle - because he is curious


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-05-19 14:41 [#01196275]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



what's the meaning of life?
no, i mean really..


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:43 [#01196278]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Q4Z2X - meaning


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-05-19 14:45 [#01196279]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



how likely is it that humanity ceases to exist by 2500 AD?

how likely is it that the universe is governed by a
benevolent being which rose to that condition through
technological advancement?

how likely is it that the lack of alien contact is actually
due to an interstellar law against involvement with
developing lifeforms?

how likely is it that anything developed in the next 10
years actually makes life more pleasant?


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 14:50 [#01196288]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict



My master hasn't fed me for about 10 days


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:50 [#01196289]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



sneakattack - not very; humanity as we know it may not exist
but i'm confident that the term will adjust to embrace
(ideally) those who use it at any given time from here
forward as we, as humans become increasingly self-aware.

sneakattack - interesting question. i'd say the chances of
estimating accurately are infinitesimally small

sneakattack - 1 in 12,000 chance

sneakattack - it is inevitable


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 14:51 [#01196290]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict



Sorry...My master hasn't fed me for about 10 days?



 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 14:51 [#01196294]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Doomed Puppy - quit pissing yourself all the goddam time


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 14:56 [#01196298]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01196294



Pissing?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 15:02 [#01196301]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



*spanks doomed puppy with rolled up newspaper*


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 15:07 [#01196304]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01196301



Hehehe. It is a funny misunderstanding really. I was just
trying to construct a faux s&m situation with my post. I
guess I did not consider my fucking nick name. But your
answer was the weirdest thing. I am angry all the time and
when you posted your reply I was like: "How the fuck?". You
were a mysterious demigod for a few minutes.


 

offline k_maty on 2004-05-19 15:07 [#01196305]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular



Where does my lap go when I stand up?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-05-19 15:11 [#01196309]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to k_maty: #01196305



Haha...


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 15:13 [#01196312]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



k_maty - excellent question. your lap is only 2-dimensional
space, and when you stand up you force it to exist outside
of its plane. your lap essentially is reduced to a point
when you stand up.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-19 15:13 [#01196313]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



*pats doomed puppy on the head*


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-05-19 15:17 [#01196314]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict



How do you people feel about the fact that although I am a
fat lazy spoiled inbred dog, I manipulate a big part of
humanity with my amazing mind control powers?


 

offline k_maty on 2004-05-19 15:18 [#01196315]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular



Is farting in a cupped hand and then sniffing it an accurate
guage of annoying flatulence?


 


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