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3051
from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 06:39 [#01195332]
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Nothing is funnier than reading "get a date" personals that contain errors, bad english or simply words that would give a clue how miserable or dumb someone is.
example:"I'm a simple girl so it doesn't take much to make me happy. The kind of guy I'm looking for is a real "man's man." He knows how to..."
Simple could mean dumb. What a hell is a "man's man" ??
I might create my own personal, as a combination of your replies if this thread becomes a success.
GO WILD! and have fun
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-05-19 06:43 [#01195341]
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im a 29 year old man who lives in his parents basement, i like to eat frozen pizza and play video games all night and sleep all day, if your interested please call 1-800-555-1234
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 06:43 [#01195345]
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i have no clue what you're on about
is this what they do in albania when they're bored?
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 06:45 [#01195347]
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i just called that number
the woman who answered yelled she didnt want any more internet stalkers to bother her son while he was listening to the beatles
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-05-19 06:46 [#01195351]
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that was my mom, she is obsesed with the song "helter skelter"
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3051
from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 06:49 [#01195357]
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"i have no clue what you're on about"
Example of personals
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 06:53 [#01195360]
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you just fell for my incredible sense of cynical humor
thanks for making my day
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3051
from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 06:54 [#01195361]
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I'm a 29 years old male I have a wonderful four year-old daughter who enjoys life and sees things on a deep level.
The kind of girl I'm looking for is a real "Woman's woman." I am a member of a communist club. Sarcastic, serious, who know what kind of relationship will have with, but have stimulating talk.
I'm a fun loving boy.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-19 06:55 [#01195362]
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"Ima panda"
hhhahaha! I'd like to see that in a personal some time!! hahaha!
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-19 06:55 [#01195363]
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3051 and JAroen's sense of humour, sitting in a tree...
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 06:56 [#01195365]
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my sense of humor has been castrated moons ago
sorry
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3051
from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 06:58 [#01195366]
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"my sense of humor has been castrated moons ago"
Why? MSN is not the only place to put personals...
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3051
from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 06:58 [#01195369]
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and get out of here. Don't destroy my topic please (sarcasm implied).
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3051
from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 07:12 [#01195404]
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Panda is a good one !! (unless it is a slang for something??)
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-19 07:22 [#01195419]
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it is slang for Virginpusher.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-05-19 07:39 [#01195429]
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I saw one that said, "I want a man that can challenge me mentally and physically."
So, domestic abuse, rough sex and head games then, love?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-19 07:39 [#01195431]
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hehehe.
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3051
from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 07:49 [#01195447]
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WORD!
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