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offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 06:39 [#01195332]
Points: 626 Status: Addict



Nothing is funnier than reading "get a date" personals that
contain errors, bad english or simply words that would give
a clue how miserable or dumb someone is.

example:"I'm a simple girl so it doesn't take much to make
me happy. The kind of guy I'm looking for is a real "man's
man." He knows how to..."

Simple could mean dumb. What a hell is a "man's man" ??

I might create my own personal, as a combination of your
replies if this thread becomes a success.

GO WILD!
and have fun


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-05-19 06:43 [#01195341]
Points: 40065 Status: Regular



im a 29 year old man who lives in his parents basement, i
like to eat frozen pizza and play video games all night and
sleep all day, if your interested please call 1-800-555-1234


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 06:43 [#01195345]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



i have no clue what you're on about

is this what they do in albania when they're bored?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 06:45 [#01195347]
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i just called that number

the woman who answered yelled she didnt want any more
internet stalkers to bother her son while he was listening
to the beatles


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-05-19 06:46 [#01195351]
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that was my mom, she is obsesed with the song "helter
skelter"


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 06:49 [#01195357]
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"i have no clue what you're on about"

Example of personals


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 06:53 [#01195360]
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you just fell for my incredible sense of cynical humor

thanks for making my day


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 06:54 [#01195361]
Points: 626 Status: Addict



I'm a 29 years old male
I have a wonderful four year-old daughter who enjoys life
and sees things on a deep level.
The kind of girl I'm looking for is a real "Woman's woman."
I am a member of a communist club.
Sarcastic, serious, who know what kind of relationship will
have with, but have stimulating talk.
I'm a fun loving boy.



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-19 06:55 [#01195362]
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"Ima panda"

hhhahaha! I'd like to see that in a personal some time!!
hahaha!


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-19 06:55 [#01195363]
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3051 and JAroen's sense of humour, sitting in a tree...


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-19 06:56 [#01195365]
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my sense of humor has been castrated moons ago

sorry


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 06:58 [#01195366]
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"my sense of humor has been castrated moons ago"

Why? MSN is not the only place to put personals...



 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 06:58 [#01195369]
Points: 626 Status: Addict



and get out of here. Don't destroy my topic please (sarcasm
implied).


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 07:12 [#01195404]
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Panda is a good one !!
(unless it is a slang for something??)


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-19 07:22 [#01195419]
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it is slang for Virginpusher.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-05-19 07:39 [#01195429]
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I saw one that said, "I want a man that can challenge me
mentally and physically."

So, domestic abuse, rough sex and head games then, love?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-19 07:39 [#01195431]
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hehehe.


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-05-19 07:49 [#01195447]
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WORD!


 


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