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attak on 2002-01-05 23:46 [#00066529] | |||||||||
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what are some good ones? |
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derelikt on 2002-01-06 00:43 [#00066541] | |||||||||
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sort of... next time someone calls your house and they ask for someone who does not live there...pretend that they do..and say Ohhh...im sorry you must not have heard...he/she was arrested last nite for solicitation of prostitution and charged with pedofilia hahahah.. that ll fuk wit em |
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Henshi from Sweden on 2002-01-06 00:56 [#00066542] | |||||||||
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Tell your mum you're going to the toilet, cause you ate something funny before. Well anyway, while you're in there. Kill yourself instead! |
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Sido Dyas from An Imperial Cruiser on 2002-01-06 00:58 [#00066543] | |||||||||
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HAHAHAH!!!! I have to try that one! |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-06 01:03 [#00066544] | |||||||||
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Don't try that prank, it has a high risk of death!!! |
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Henshi from Sweden on 2002-01-06 01:10 [#00066545] | |||||||||
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dial your grandma and play speedcore in her ear. really loud. |
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Henshi from Sweden on 2002-01-06 01:13 [#00066546] | |||||||||
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Attach a stroboscope to a wire, and elevate it downwards to the flat under yours, pointing it at their window. Then turn it on. The ones who lives there will get really annoyed. |
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Henshi from Sweden on 2002-01-06 01:14 [#00066547] | |||||||||
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Tell all your friends you are really sick, and will die within a year. You will get so many presents. |
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Henshi from Sweden on 2002-01-06 01:15 [#00066548] | |||||||||
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Have anal sex with your girlfriend even if she doesn't want to. |
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Sido Dyas from An Imperial Cruiser on 2002-01-06 01:16 [#00066549] | |||||||||
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lol |
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Henshi from Sweden on 2002-01-06 01:17 [#00066550] | |||||||||
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Invite some friends to your home, to watch a movie. When the movie starts, mute the volume! That will make them wonder. |
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the kize from glasgow on 2002-01-06 01:17 [#00066551] | |||||||||
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lang may yer lum reek |
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Henshi from Sweden on 2002-01-06 01:18 [#00066552] | |||||||||
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Buy a silly thing, and give it away. |
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Henshi from Sweden on 2002-01-06 01:19 [#00066553] | |||||||||
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tell your girlfriend you bought her present, and she will get happy. But in fact, you didn't. |
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Henshi from Sweden on 2002-01-06 01:20 [#00066554] | |||||||||
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Kill someone! |
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Henshi from Sweden on 2002-01-06 01:22 [#00066555] | |||||||||
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Want me to be quiet? I can be quiet.... |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-06 01:37 [#00066558] | |||||||||
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Derelikt... that is fucking brilliant!!! |
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Henshi from Sweden on 2002-01-06 01:41 [#00066559] | |||||||||
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Bah. I'm more brilliant =( |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-06 01:48 [#00066560] | |||||||||
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Aw, you're all brilliant. |
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Sido Dyas from An Imperial Cruiser on 2002-01-06 01:49 [#00066561] | |||||||||
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Yes you are!!!! |
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Jimmy from DE on 2002-01-06 02:23 [#00066567] | |||||||||
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Henshi those are the funniest fuckin things ive ever heard |
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Sido Dyas from An Imperial Cruiser on 2002-01-06 03:01 [#00066574] | |||||||||
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Yeah that was great!!! |
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crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2002-01-06 04:33 [#00066580] | |||||||||
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replace spray on suntan lotion with spray on butter. |
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attak on 2002-01-06 05:01 [#00066585] | |||||||||
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thanks! |
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Jedi Chris on 2002-01-06 14:05 [#00066647] | |||||||||
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Advertise your bosses job - giving there number as the contact number! Ha Ha!! |
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Jedi Chris from Tatooine on 2002-01-06 14:51 [#00066651] | |||||||||
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This is pure evil, I have never done this before, but did a search for 'pranks' on the net and came across it - honest! Go to a pet shop and buy a fancy looking pet collar and leash. Then, the next time you see a dead animal in the road, attach the leash and collar setup to its neck. Attach the whole thing to revengees rear bumper, making sure to toss dead animal under the car so it won't be seen. When revengee drives away, chances are he/she will be stopped by either a cop or a member of some animal lovers group for draggin some poor defenseless pet down the road. Either way, they are gonna have some awful quick explaining to do! |
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Jedi Chris from Tatooine on 2002-01-06 14:57 [#00066652] | |||||||||
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This is quite good, a school in my town had some youths doing 'community service' one day, and included chores such as cleaning up graffiti and gardening. It was quite funny when the school came back after one of their breaks and had a visit by some local dignitries to discover that the dafodill bulbs that the youths had planted had spelt out 'FUCK YOU!' on the lawn as you drove into the school! |
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Dirty Priest from Denmark on 2002-01-06 15:09 [#00066657] | |||||||||
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Henshi you are brilliant! you made me laugh out loud! fuck that shit, its the most genius thing ive ever seen! ! |
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Dirty Priest from Denmark on 2002-01-06 15:11 [#00066658] | |||||||||
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Henshi jeg elsker dig! hvem er du? |
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Jedi Chris from Tatooine on 2002-01-06 17:32 [#00066672] | |||||||||
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Here's another....During winter time in any part of the country where it gets really cold, take your victims mattress, soak in water until it has reached it's saturation level, then hang it outside until it freezes solid. Once solid, replace on the victim's bed and make the bed up to look like normal. Boy will they be surprised when they go to bed! |
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Jedi Chris from Tatooine on 2002-01-06 17:37 [#00066673] | |||||||||
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What about calling a fueneral home and report the victim dead. Arrange to have his body picked up at his house sometime when he is at home. Guaranteed fun stuff!! |
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Ceri JC from My house in Pontypridd, Wales, UK on 2002-01-06 21:24 [#00066706] | |||||||||
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Hi Chris! How about breaking into their house, soaking their bedroom in petrol. Hopefully they won't go in till the evening and will turn the light on almost immediatley -even if they smelt petrol most people wouldn't think not to turn the light on in time. The resulting explosion should destroy any evidence of you having broken in. |
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Jedi Chris from Tatooine on 2002-01-06 22:59 [#00066717] | |||||||||
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And just in case your mate survives the explosion Ceri, you could try this on them. If they like red wine, get yourself some Neutral Red, a water soluble, crystalline, red dye. Mix some into the persons wine and wait for them to take a leak. (Neutral Red comes out as red as it goes in), and people have a tendancy to get really nervous when they start pissing what they think is blood! |
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AMinal from toronto, canada on 2002-01-07 03:05 [#00066759] | |||||||||
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haha henshi ur brilliant someone i know actually pulled this one: 24hr emergancy plumbers charg a LOT of money simply call one at 3am on a holiday (preferably christmas eve) and tell them u r experienceing some huge water related colamity (it helps to have the shower running in teh background) and give the revengees address tell them ur willing to pay whatever it takes. hehe, their bound to have fun sorting that out at 3:15am.. hehe |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-07 03:38 [#00066775] | |||||||||
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I like "have anal sex with your girlfriend even if she doesn't want to" and jedi chris' "Go to a pet shop and buy a fancy looking pet collar and leash..." |
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nancykitten on 2002-01-07 07:02 [#00066830] | |||||||||
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*mumbles something about psychopaths* |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2002-01-07 08:14 [#00066841] | |||||||||
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Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." Dont use any punctuation marks As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". Sing along at the opera. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." |
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Chrispy from UK on 2002-01-07 10:37 [#00066854] | |||||||||
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Henshi's anal sex one reminded me of a game you should play when having sex with your girlfriend, doggystyle... Bout halfway through, start to shout your ex's name (or another girl you both know) instead of your girlfriends name. As she writhes around to get off of you, HOLD ON! The aim of the game is to time how long it take for her to get you off her. I call it Buckaroo! |
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derelikt on 2002-01-07 17:21 [#00066959] | |||||||||
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just to add to that last one BUCKAROO... u cd also grab her hair and say "u r about the ugliest bitch i have ever fuked in my life"...then see how long it will take i call it "see how long" |
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ken from ken on 2002-01-08 13:20 [#00067287] | |||||||||
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switch the coffee in the machine at work with decaff, then after a week, switch to expresso, then keep switching back and forth.. before his important buisness meeting, slip some acid into your bosses coffee wear identical clothes to work that your boss wore the day before-everyone will think you're having an affair print your bosses phone number in huge neon on a banner ten miles high that reads 'favours for sailors' |
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Funniest topic ever!!!! Read henshi's posts!!!! I wonder if he's registerd now? |
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