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..and I will tell you about your future! |
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To live in the woods and take drugs....hopefully in thailand the woods in sweden are way to cold... |
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one day, you'll meet a tall, blonde woman, and you'll realise she's not the one for you. This will lead you into politics, and you will be a well-known figure in your slightly left-wing-oriented party. Ever friday, you'll have poker with a few select friends that work together with you, but who does not share the same political views that you have. This will lead to many arguments, and you will die old and lonely. |
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I like meadows |
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i wear glasses. |
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yeah I think I will wear glasses in the future. |
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Im lazy |
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this smells of virginpushers 'post in herre' thrread. |
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my room has floor and ceiling my skin is over my body my mouth speaks more than thinks pink is an illusion |
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when the time comes, for humans to move into the oecans, you will be one of the pioneers. You will explore new areas and create settlements on the ocean-floor. You will have lots of girls in each "harbor," and your family will soon be worldwide. When time for you to pass on comes, 20000 people will be at your funeral. |
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If you open your mind, you will, as I, be granted the gift of foresight, and be able to see the future. You will at first be horrified by the visions, and they will haunt you for several years before you figure out what they mean, when the first one comes true. You'll develop a taste for pickles, and yor ashes will be spread upon a seed that will grow to be the worlds largest tree when you die. |
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you will be involved in the creation of a tv-show, which will be aired once, and only once, all over the world simultaneously. There will be many duties for you, but on the day the show airs, an accident will kill all that worked on it, and thusly, live, broadcast your death to the entire world. |
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you will publish a book with poems about puberty. no-one will understand the true meaning of the poems, and everyone will hang on every word you say, and try to extract a deeper meaning from it. lord byron will be forgotten, and your name will be hailed as one of the greatest poets of all time. when you die, you take the secret of your poems with you to "the other side," and on your tombstone it will say: "PUBES!" |
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You will invent a new system for growth of underwater food. you will create underwater-potatoes, cabbage and beans before cancer destroys your body. you will be remembered as the scientist-pioneer that made it possible for people to live underwater, and on the day of your death, the entire underwater-nation of earth (then known as "water") will have a moment of silence to remember you. |
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i'm just about to make a call and ask for piano lessons |
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for some reason which I cannot see, you will be "the new father christmas," and kids all over the world will write you letters. you won't be able to answer all the letters (just out of sheer workload, and the fact that the only language you won't be able to speak is hebrew, and so many letters are in hebrew), but you won't let anyone down either. A corporation will start a fund for giving you money to buy presents to all the kids, but on the day of your death, you discover that the corporations money came from drugs. You will have the possibility to either tell the world of this, or to say goodbye to your loved ones. I dare not tell you what you will do. |
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I want a bigger monthly income. |
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I want to communicate more than I do now |
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Noooo |
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i can see a field full of fire extinguishers with no plausible reason |
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i enjoy absurd things. |
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i'm tired |
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i liked the back to the future movie part 1 |
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pt 2 is pretty cool with them hover boards! |
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i just got out of the shower and my legs are kind of cold cause they're still a little wet |
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I secretly and ashamedly bought Eiffel65 - Europop when it came out. |
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I feel sick |
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I ate something good right now. Please don't predict that I will take a crap pretty soon. Thanks. |
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well sorry, but we all do...at least I does that, can you forgive me? =) |
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i subsist entirely on mangoes and coconuts; this has given my body a peculiar fragrance. an indian restaurant pays me to stand in a corner during the buffet... |
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