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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-14 16:03 [#01188747]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Since the invention of the banana in 1998, scientists have
been trying to find a way of protecting this vulerable fruit
from bruises, squashing, and other such damages. Thanks to
the Vancouver based company Aberrant Designs, this concern
is no more.

For more information have a look at the official
site and feel free to purchase as many as you
want.

Regards,

Horse F. Actory


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-05-14 16:06 [#01188764]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



Dude, that's like.. so convenient. I've always suffered from
bruised banana syndrome.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-05-14 16:08 [#01188775]
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bananas bruise or ripen more quickly when stored with
oranges or apples. so dont do that.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-05-14 16:12 [#01188793]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular



I like that they let you choose a color:

* Ravishing Red
* Outrageous Orange
* Mellow Yellow
* Sublime Green
* Skyhigh Blue
* Brilliant Blue
* Passionate Purple
* Pretty in Pink
* Glow in the Dark (wtf?)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-05-14 16:13 [#01188797]
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also what is the difference between

* Skyhigh Blue
and * Brilliant Blue

???


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-14 16:13 [#01188798]
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if only i'd had one of those at school....


 

offline uzim on 2004-05-14 16:22 [#01188819]
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Key_Secret > just look at the pics... : p : )

anyway it's a nice invention.
i like bananas.
bananas make the world better.
and this invention must make the world even better.
horsefactory as well, makes a better world.

if us everyone in the world were all bananas, the world
would be nice.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-05-14 16:34 [#01188840]
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they sortof resemble dildos...

what is sad is that the "regular" banana is a hybrid fruit
that will die in a couple of years. =/
I haven't tasted the real banana (with seeds) but I'd like
to do that sometime.


 

offline uzim on 2004-05-14 16:44 [#01188862]
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2. really? i didn't know that...!! °_°
the world is falling to pieces = /

1. i think they look more like boomerangs. really.
dildo didn't cross my mind.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-05-14 16:46 [#01188865]
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1. i think they look more like boomerangs. really.
dildo didn't cross my mind.


that made me look dirty / pervo. yeah they do look like
boomerangs, why I thought they looked like dildos is partly
the shape, but also the colors.



 

offline sneakattack on 2004-05-14 16:46 [#01188867]
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I can't imagine more damaging to a banana than bending it to
fit into that stupid container


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-14 17:09 [#01188908]
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my thoughts exactly


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-05-14 17:42 [#01188927]
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weren't we in danger of having bananas go extinct a few
years back?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-05-14 18:04 [#01188936]
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what is sad is that the "regular" banana is a hybrid
fruit
that will die in a couple of years. =/


that's me in a few posts back.
so yes that's true.


 

offline mimi on 2004-05-14 21:22 [#01189078]
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i only like bananas if they are mushy and ripe....those are
a terrible invention.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-14 21:36 [#01189087]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



If I was interesting I would make an interesting comment.
Instead I will post this:

meh meh meh. meh meh meh banana meh.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-05-15 02:46 [#01189220]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



consider your banana :

guarded


 


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