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i know i am. i'm walking around the house with my shirt unbuttoned, and although i'm sure this would be disturbing to anyone else i am digging it like i've got a bunch of whores waiting for me in china |
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gross! |
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Are you dancing like that? |
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no hes sitting at a computer looking at porn then talking to us girls :> ' hi big daddy |
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no porn for once i just showered i'm not jerkin it untill after class tonight |
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..like a REAL man! |
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A GENTLE MAN |
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i don't belong in this thread, and yet... |
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Each lady gets 1 (one) reacharound. |
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I feel pretty sexy right now. I am touching myself in the bad places. |
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Those places are good places. |
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i don't, i haven't had a 'sexy day' forr a while. |
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my hairr looks like a blob of wank now too, it needs cut. |
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man i don't have time for that 404 |
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I'm feeling really un-sexy right now. Need to work on my biceps and pecks. |
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you're a filthy human contraption |
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im being completely naked as i type this |
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thats not sexy |
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o how come? how'd you know? i say its darn shexyyyy |
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CAUSE SEXY IS WHEN THERE'S GONNA BE SOMETHING TO TAKE OFF |
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ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE SEXY WHEN (S)HE'S GOT NOTHING ON WHICH CAN BE TAKEN OFF? be that as it may, but i beg to differ |
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I find naked ladies with nice features sexy |
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You can be dressed and look sexy! |
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this is the best thread for one liners |
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i don't think i ever found myself sexy, even for a second. when i have an opinion on myself physically it can go from "very ugly" to "almost handsome", most of the time "meh", "bah" or "ok", but never "sexy". |
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you like that shit! |
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i am indeed feeling sexy because i just got andre 3000's spread ringtone for my cell. I CANT WAIT TO GET YOU HOME! |
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Where did ROYGBIVCORE run off to? |
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nice, i want that ! |
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i'm here but i'm about to run off to class i'm gonna pick me up a couple cans of arnold palmers half and half |
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Did you like my writings? |
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i also go happy valentine's day, but its not as good, plus they cost two friggin dollars a piece. but its still damn fun to be welcomes by "I DONT WANT TO...." whenever my phone rings. |
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i was like :O and then i was like :X |
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Good shit, hedphukker. Nigel, impulse writing :P |
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hahah yeah i figured |
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i've got 20 boners |
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who else is feeling sexy |
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it's reallllyyy hott in my room, i think i might break out a fan...WOOOO SUMMERRRRR!!...also i think i'm gonna get drunk...right now. |
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8==D{(')} |
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8=')} |
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exactly (R U FEELIN SEX-E??) |
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XLTonic SEXX3D UP TO THA MAX! |
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/-{ }-\ (goatse.cx) |
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*correction /-{ }-\ |
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WTF??! xltronic you cunt! /-{_____________________}-\ work now? |
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Don't you feel foolish? |
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No coz its..... BONAH TYME |
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