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im desperate like that |
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yeah, i think we all noticed that you were desperate... |
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and what are you going to call them? |
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After your lies about a prostitute last time, people will be demanding photographic evidence. Hide a webcam in the room. j/k |
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good do it! Get your moneys worth. Take pics, post them. |
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ya got me! |
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(what is an "escort" by the way?) |
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an old Ford car or a person who will accompany you to places for a fee. One commonly accepted myth(?) is that if you ive these escorts extra money they will perform additional services for you. Although Monoid would probably just rape them. |
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id prefer a toyota yaris |
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Never pay for fuck. That is rule I live by. |
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i'd go for a toyota hoare or the mercedes slapper |
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Yeah to pay for some ass is well very, very fuck up.... Its a good think that many of us living in scandinvia have good moral. =) Btw: U.S.A are a totaly fuck up country right?, im sooo happy that I dont live there, then I also would be brainwasht =/ |
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DO NOT call an escort service, you'll get some Milwaukee whore with 3 teeth in her head. I'mm be your Ho for the night! Take me Monoid!! |
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you have no idea what youve just did to your self |
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What'd I do? Okay, now I'm scared. |
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what is an ecort service? |
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seriously. you're in trouble. |
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it's like Pizza delivery, but they deliver woman for you to have sex with. |
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holy smoke, what were you thinking??! |
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--quaking with fear-- not cool, not cool....tottally lame... |
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I didnt mean it!!!! |
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you've really had it now |
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Ahhhh, Christ.... --slaps forehead-- Just tell I have a little bald asain penis. |
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I think that may actually work as a turn-on for him. |
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--sobbing-- Oh gawd.....comfort me, please. |
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It's really satisfying how many posts monoid topics get lately. Ever since he was temp-banned, he's the favorite |
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ooooh, what a bad Monoid. he makes me all hot inside. NO! NO! HE DOESNT!!! |
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Fact: internet is better than television for cheap thrills |
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is cheap thrills another slang for a quick jerk off? |
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no |
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is no another slang for a quick jerk off? I mean when you ask a girl for sex. |
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thats pretty funny. |
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asian transexuals:hot |
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with 2 t's |
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two asian ladyboys, a bottle of tequilla, and a digital video camera could make this a totally legendary thread. |
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At least some of us know how to spell a few words :P Monoid, just ask a girl/friend to have sex---get some game dude! |
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woah!.. does that work? |
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any girls on this board wanna have sex with me? |
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Its better when its face to face. And yes it does work ;) |
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damn i need to start asking some short girls |
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always with the comments :P lub it |
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no dude i'm saying i need to ask some short girls to get in my imaginary love van cause short girls are so hot. i need like a short redhead girl with freckles, glasses, and leg warmers. :dies in a whirlpool of yum yum: shit i shouldn't of smoked while my dad was out |
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nah..you guys dont get it. the nice thing about paying for sex is: 1. you're paying some-one with a lot of sexual experience to have sex with you, and could therefore teach you A LOT. 2. it's HER job to do the pleasuring so she can do all the work instead of just lying on her back waiting for you to come. 3. if she's a real pro, she likes her job. monoid, you have my blessing go for it ;D |
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hehe.. |
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Monoid you are sooo lame...so what if you are desperate... Sex is not something you need all the time ( I havent sex really really long time, and im not crying about how desperate I am. btw im not looking like a retard, I look really nice if you where wondering, so thats not why I havent fucked for some time, its becose I im lousy to flirt with girls, have no good pick-up lines) Me: http://gallery.wastelands.nu/album78/P4180030 Beleve my, you wont feel any better if you fuck and pay a whore. |
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You memorised the link so you could show photos of yourself off hand? ;) |
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my problem is that i am looking like a retard. :( |
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My tips to you is to grab you dick and....;) |
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i've got more than 2 problems |
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yeah, but looks has nothing to with it. You see a lot of couple where one look like guy is fresh from hell and hes girlfreind is the playboy girl of the year. So looking like a retard dosent make it so much more difficalt to penetrate some hot girls ;) |
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