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all of them, fuckin twats, all cats . and, before that, they should be roasted, because it would be just great to see them roasted, whatever that means. and, for more, the Mars should be moved away from Earth for some 100 kilometers, because the cats stink, especially when you have more than one. on Mars we would have millions, so that would be pretty stinky i guess. and we should send a petition to Nasa, they need to build big space cat shuttle . The name of it would be an opened issue. yeah, that would be cool |
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no way. cats are funny and furry and purry |
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yeah, thats why they should be sent to Mars. roasted |
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What's wrong with cats? Dogs are the stupid animals. |
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thay are stinky, stupid, lazy, unreliable, stinky, lazy, stinky, stinky. |
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I love cats, FO! |
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My cat has never smelled bad. Dogs however- |
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you stink lovera, you should be on Mars too, and roasted too. i forbid you to post in my thread, go away. |
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u seem like you never had an animal friend when u were a kid? i personally don't lajk katz,but doggz are kewl and smart,mappatazee! barf |
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i had, its on mars now. |
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A cat ripped up a new pair of converse that i brought the week before. an program based on my hate for cats: if cat.chew = myshoes then do me.destroy(cat) else me.wear.shoes; end; |
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we should make big turret called Kat Dezintegrator to kill all those stupid snuffy cat wankarz. |
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what is he doing there? |
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stop posting in my thread |
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Dogs are worthless, dumb drooly drones. Cats, on the other hand, are gorgeous and beautiful and brilliant and selfish and pretty and cuddly and sexy and cunning and they have character and personality. They have better things to do than... whatever the fuck dogs do. Stand there all day tied to a pole because they're too stupid to function properly on their own. Cats are the best and they know something that we don't. |
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well slsk is down...i might aswell go to mars with all ur snuffy kat wankazz. :PPP |
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By the way, what does 'ahould' mean? |
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soulseek is not down. |
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even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day cats AND DOGS |
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IT SEEMS THAT YOU SPEND TOO MUICH TIME IN FRONT OD THE SCREEN, YOU ARE TOTTALY WROING, CATS STINK, AND ARE STUPID, YOU ARE WRONG, IM RIGHT, |
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it is for me |
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Could use a cat in my basement atm, got some mice in there. |
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my cats are the cutest, nicest smelling, meowin'est cats i've ever met. |
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Cats > Dogs I agree with O-sex. i mean Ophex. ... |
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they'd be so cute all floating around and freaking out |
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cats do not smell. if they do, that's mostly the fault of the owner.. dogs, on the other hand.. damn. especially when it has rained. oh jesus. |
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Although the preference for cats over dogs seems to greatly outnumber the reverse here, I admit that I grew up with dogs and I love them. I'm not an advocate of sending cats on an expedition to Mars however, let alone taking the consequences into consideration. How would people react to an encounter with evolved Martian felines several millenia later? Anyway, I don't mind cats as long as they don't attack me. |
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if a dog fucked a cat it would be awesome. if a cat fucked a dog it would be terrible. |
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YOU LEAVETEH IZZY-BOOS ALONE. OMG!!! I LOVED ETH CUD-A-LEE, WUD-A-LEE BOOS! :( |
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THA CATZ ARE GOING TO MARS IN ONE WEEK FROM NOW. THIS IS CONFIRMED BY HIGHLY SECRET SOURCE STRAIGHT FROM "PASA", SPECIALL PENTAGON CELL IN NASA CREATED TO REMOVE ANY DANGEROUS CATS FROM THA PLANEDDDD. AND MOTHAFUCKAZZZ STOP REPLYIN IN MY THREAD !!!!!!! |
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I agree with hyakusen! THRow THE CaTS TO MARS! (woah! my shift butten has stopped working.. sometimes...) |
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hyakusen is right. Everyone else? Wrong. |
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wouldn't that imply that you, yourself is wrong? have you noticed the new paint? the one that looks exactly like the one that was everywhere there was paint before, just with ONE difference: it's not the same paint! Have you seen it? |
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no more cats? wouldnt that be a shame? no more cats equals no more catfights...and no more catfights equals....well, let me refer to the oil wrestling thread. CATFIGHTS 4 EVA!!!!!!!@ |
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catfights would be more sexy if those antropomorphic thingies existed, and THEY had catfights! |
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Yes, yes it would. Well noticed. I have seen this peculiar strain of paint I believe it to be a secret invention designed by robots with the intention of confusing humans into thinking that paint is their friends. Don't come crying to me when we are all being strangled by paint. Have you seen the new type of Television which also functions as a transportation device? They have four wheels, seats, and another wheel based system used for 'steering'. They are called 'cars' but the main drawback is that you lose a lot of the features of a normal television, for example the ability to watch TV on it. Ideally you want a TV and one of these transport-TVs. Best of both worlds. |
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which antropomorphic thingies? drunken mastah, i believe i have lost you completely on this one.... :( |
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Yes, I have seen these "cars." I've actually TOUCHED one! From my research I have deduced that they were made for a single purpose: to kill the royal families of every country by "running them over," as it is called. However, this attempt to create anarchy was foiled by a single man only known as "Adam." He installed the steering wheel, and thus took control of these vile creations. Now, the royal family even owns a few of them. Have you seen their brothers in arms, the ferocious race called "bags?" These ninja-like stealth-experts have infiltrated even the most cautious of food-stores, and ofte accompany customers home. Anyone could have up to 50 of these incredibly sneaky assasins in their house at any given time. Be on the lookout! Make sure you don't get a "house guest" the next time you're at the store! |
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Animé: those chicks that are part cat and part woman. With a tail and ears... |
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What?? You mean.. this bag next to me.... is.... oh my God. |
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GET RID OF IT!!!! |
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oh yes! what more proof should there be for the greatness of the cats! funny that if it were antropomorphic dogs it probably wouldnt work quite as good as with the cats. cats are far more sexy than dogs. so, due to their sexyness, or rather their lack of, first get rid of the dogs! and besides, dogs smell even worse |
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Have you seen that new breed of cat? They can fly and stuff. They have wings, and a beak, and only two legs. These motherfuckers don't say "meow" any more, they kind of go "CAW!!!! CAW!!!!" Fucked up. Scientists need to stop playing God with this genetic modification shit. |
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yes, these scientists have gone completely haywire! Have you seen the new tomatoes that walk around in fields, eating grass and going "moo?" that's some fucked up shit! |
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I think foxes would be nice! (btw: an animé called Dragon Pink has an antropomorphic tiger-woman or something) |
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there'd be no more mouse on mars if that plan executes.... |
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BIKER mouse on mars, mind you! |
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aww crap. you got me. foxes, the most sexy of the dogs.....but they're the exception. they're the kind of dogs which are more cat than dog, or so it seems. lol@mouse on mars! this thread was some kind of undercover way of hyakusen to show his affection for mouse on mars. ;d |
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I think I'll need to find a woman that wouldn't mind putting on a tail and some ears, and act all feline when we wanted to fool around... |
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