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The new thing that I do is to chew a toothpick. I also plan to start wearing a bowler hat and a vest, and to spend my time polishing shotglasses, but that may have to wait until I get a different job. |
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heh :) |
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:: holds shotglass up to light and squints :: |
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you should also grow a slight crustache. (ie a crusty, thinly-grown trashy type moustache) |
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I want one of them so badly. |
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is rolling up one pantleg still hip? |
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Yes, do it. |
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done. |
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you should also wear acid-washed jeans and a neon green, neon pink or neon orange shirt of some kind.. to stay "hip"..that is.. |
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i think my array of slap bracelets should solidify my hipness for years to come. |
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that's just swell.. but be careful, or you'll cut your arm off. |
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you should also grow a slight crustache. (ie a crusty, thinly-grown trashy type moustache) What if I just let some pudding dry on my upper lip? BTW, why does one roll up one's pants-leg? Is it to expose the stocking-garters? |
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that can definitely work. usually the crustache is nothing but a thin layer of dirt, grime or other substance coating a thin layer of peach-fuzz like hairs still remaining from pre-pubescence. as for your other question, the only explanation i could think of is so their right pant leg doesn't get caught in a bicycle chain. |
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Ah, so Epohs is a cyclist. That shall serve him well to work off the cream soda and toblerone he is so fond of. |
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don't forget about those fattening subs from buglino's.. or whatever it was called. |
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my new thing is optimism. it's fun. |
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Do you jump out of bed at 6 am for a pilates session, then jog down to the seaside and talk to a dolphin? Does the dolphin give you three wishes? Do you remember to wish for three more wishes? Do you remember not to wish for any dead relatives to come back to life (becase the dolphin brings them back as zombies, yuck)? |
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This new thing I do is I like move my hand and my finger kind of moves too. |
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You mean, on the same hand? That takes coordination. |
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Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's kind of like it moves and then, my finger moves too. |
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You should wait until someone's really stoned and whip out that move and totally blow their mind. |
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It would be wikked stellar for sure. Maybe I could do this new thing with my foot I started doing... |
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couldnt you be your avatar that'd be sooo coool |
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Who? |
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anyone who thinks he's spoken to |
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I am my avatar. |
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okay, good going, now fleetmouse |
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Fleetmouse still wails. |
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fleetmouse - fuck yeah man!!!!!! My thing is wearing suits or just untucked, unbuttones suit shirts and good shoet and black suitpants around when I don't need to, and doing the "cool quint" where your lower eyelid comes up but your upper one stays up. And being very deliberately and softly spoken. Ha or talking like david blaine "OK now watch.... watch... this transcends the human mind" as I smoke bongs. |
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That's quite a ''thing''. My grandfather constantly chews toothpicks. When I try, it jabs my gums and sometimes flips to a vertical position and impales the roof of my mouth. So I have respect for people like you. |
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you're into extreme-sports, then, eh? |
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